Things/kinks/fetishes that are hot in erotica/porn less so in real life.

[EmilyMiller]

This had me confused as I remember you discussing DP and 69s and even posting myself about it but didn't remember this thread (unlikely given that striking aide du memoir gif that crops up several dozen times) and was going to shrug it off with a 'well, you create a heck of a lot of threads' but then saw it was in Fetish - into which I rarely venture.

Seems like people are going to use this thread to post sexy nurse encounters and, while I don't like being wrong, I'd be okay with that.

Wasn’t trying to shut you down, hun. Just easier for me not to have to type all that again

Em

 

[jsmiam]

I don’t think it’s hot at all, but it’s very common in porn: Taking the same penis, finger, tongue, toy (whatever) that was engaging is some form of ass play, then inserting into or otherwise touching a vagina with that same item.

It’s not that I’m against back there at all. Just enforce some one-way traffic signs.

Vagina before Ass keeps a healthy lass.
Ass before Twat means she’ll need Monistat. ​

Wow. My proudest writing moment!

Edit: apologies to @ronde, I didn’t see that post about the order of things until after I posted mine. I concur, and it’s a pet peeve of mine also.

 

[tenyari]

I don’t think it’s hot at all, but it’s very common in porn: Taking the same penis, finger, tongue, toy (whatever) that was engaging is some form of ass play, then inserting into or otherwise touching a vagina with that same item.

It's funny but several of us have hit on the same point.

I honestly don't know what they are doing in porn to avoid infections because that seems to be a popular move now...

 

[alohadave]

It's funny but several of us have hit on the same point.

I honestly don't know what they are doing in porn to avoid infections because that seems to be a popular move now...

Lots of douching.

 

[MrPixel]

And I'll bet a very thorough colonic irrigation before the scene is shot.

 

[alohadave]

And I'll bet a very thorough colonic irrigation before the scene is shot.

That's where they are douching.

 

[Dearelliot]

A Dominatrix and CBT....

 

[Kumquatqueen]

It's funny but several of us have hit on the same point.

I honestly don't know what they are doing in porn to avoid infections because that seems to be a popular move now...

I figured in porn they're filming in a different order, then rearranging the clips to be edgier.

In stories, I simply conclude the author has no clue or no hygiene, and it puts me off either way. My stories have many faults, but characters get clean before getting into anal, and after!

 

[Emilymcplugger]

Doggy-style. I find no closeness, intimacy or anything good about that position. It’s just a lot of hard work for little enjoyment. You can’t see your partner’s face, you can’t see their pussy, you can’t see their boobs. you’ve just got a big view of fucking back.

Big fucking woo.

 

[EmilyMiller]

Doggy-style. I find no closeness, intimacy or anything good about that position. It’s just a lot of hard work for little enjoyment.

For the guy maybe, then why does that matter ?

You can’t see your partner’s face,

They can turn back and look at you, surely?

you can’t see their pussy, you can’t see their boobs.

You can feel both if you arrange yourself properly.

you’ve just got a big view of fucking back.

I’m told my ass can be quite nice to look at sometimes. YMMV.

Big fucking woo.

Whores for courses .

Em

 

[EmilyMiller]

I figured in porn they're filming in a different order, then rearranging the clips to be edgier.

I don’t know what they do, but I’ve seen very frequent one shots with A2V multiple times. Saw this several times on a scene that was recorded only last month. Not for me. Though maybe if you inject bleach first?

Em

 

[TheRedChamber]

,you can’t see their pussy,

Other Emily's given good rebuttals of the other points, but I want to point out that this is just factually wrong - you get a better view of your dick going in and out of their pussy than any other (standard) position. Plus there's no expectations that you should be looking into their eyes.

I use doggy sparingly because I come in it faster than any other position, but it's a hell of a final twenty seconds.

 

[EmilyMiller]

The whole anal thing in porn is a real turn-off for me because I've had the experience, and it doesn't work like that. The road less traveled isn't self-lubricating, so you don't just pull out of door number 1 and ram into door number 2. If you really tried that, you'd hurt yourself or your partner or both. I can promise she wouldn't moan in passion, scream in agony perhaps, but she wouldn't be moaning. That takes time, a lot of time, and a whole lot of lube before it's even halfway comfortable.

They lube the girls in porn to within an inch of their life first.

The vaginal penetration or oral after anal sex is not only not erotic, it's just plain stupid.

Vaginal, I am with you. iRL and I can’t recall writing A2V in any of my stories. Mostly as they have at least some basis in my own experience and it’s really not a good idea. A2M is different. I’ve never had any problems.

It’s no secret that I like anal. But I do have a pretty rigorous cleaning regime before hand (I seldom do unplanned anal). I’ve even started to reference it in some stories.

To me, most anal in porn is really just abuse, but maybe that's the point.

Depends on the porn, but IRL it’s far from abusive. IMO it can be as tender and loving as anything else. With the right person of course.

We are all different and like / dislike different things.

Em

 

[Bramblethorn]

Doggy-style. I find no closeness, intimacy or anything good about that position. It’s just a lot of hard work for little enjoyment. You can’t see your partner’s face, you can’t see their pussy, you can’t see their boobs. you’ve just got a big view of fucking back.

Big fucking woo.

Once I've taken my glasses off, sex isn't a visual experience for me anyway.

 

[MrPixel]

Doggy-style. I find no closeness, intimacy or anything good about that position. It’s just a lot of hard work for little enjoyment. You can’t see your partner’s face, you can’t see their pussy, you can’t see their boobs. you’ve just got a big view of fucking back.

Some of the most intense sex I've had has been doggie-style. Done right it is so raw, so powerful, and so tactile, especially in reaching around for breasts or fingering a clit, and in the energy you both contort your torsos for that we're-fucking-our-brains-out tonging kiss where you tip over in your ecstatic joining.

Whew! Excuse me while I go get something to drink. I'm exhausted! You need something while I'm up?

 

[Rustyoznail]

Doggie is fine. It may not be as intimate as missionary, but it's fun. Now reverse cowgirl - that's a position that should be relegated to porn only. Looks good, but none of my partners thought it was comfortable or gave them anything special over other positions.

Obviously, YMMV...

 

[Wifetheif]

The "Sexy librarian" myth HAS to die. I have close to fifty years of experience in libraries, large academic and small town community. While there were a few women who were "cute"I never met a drop dead gorgeous librarian. Not a one of them looked like Yvonne Craig, Bat Girl from the 60s television show. As for doing it in the stacks? The students did that NOT the librarians. Most librarians are rather geeky. Our winless softball team even wrote a theme song -- "Walk Like A Librarian" based on the Bangles "Walk Like an Egyptian" -- "Puts some pens in your pocket/ Daze into space/ Drool on your chin and go woo-oo-oo/ Walk like a librarian, walk like a librarian." Seriously that myth is the dumbest in all of porn.

 

[jsmiam]

Lots of douching.

And thereby, lots of douchebags. ;-)

I’m always surprised in girl-girl scenes where they do it.

Ficklicking. Hot idea, just don't like the idea of some dude's sweaty balls in my face.

I hadda go look “fick” up. There I was thinking, “figging but with cactus” or some other sex act with a funny name.

But no, apparently it’s licking the blood coming out of the left ventricle while measuring the milliliters per minute! That sounds even worse with respect to the recipients health than A2V!

Oh wait! It’s a typo. Whew!

 

[PhiloDaddy]

Spontaneous outdoor sex (no blanket or towel). The grass tickles, there’s a small stick under your butt, ants and ticks bite. Yeah, sex in the grass is overrated.

Too much of a boy scout: I always have a blanket in the car... for emergencies

 

[PhiloDaddy]

There was that book (in the 1960's?) Coffee, Tea, or Me?, which probably had some dubious tales in it. Stewardesses, before they became flight attendants.

I remember that book! Memories! Sigh.

 

[Emilymcplugger]

Other Emily's given good rebuttals of the other points, but I want to point out that this is just factually wrong - you get a better view of your dick going in and out of their pussy than any other (standard) position. Plus there's no expectations that you should be looking into their eyes.

I use doggy sparingly because I come in it faster than any other position, but it's a hell of a final twenty seconds.

Never do…ever, in that position.

 

[Emilymcplugger]

Some of the most intense sex I've had has been doggie-style. Done right it is so raw, so powerful, and so tactile, especially in reaching around for breasts or fingering a clit, and in the energy you both contort your torsos for that we're-fucking-our-brains-out tonging kiss where you tip over in your ecstatic joining.

Whew! Excuse me while I go get something to drink. I'm exhausted! You need something while I'm up?

Reaching round to the clit, not do-able. I have short arms. The only thing worse than doggy is reverse cowgirl, which should be renamed contortionist doggy.

 

[Smuttyandfun]

Reaching round to the clot, not do-able. I have short arms. The only thing worse than doggy is reverse cowgirl, which should be renamed contortionist doggy.

Yeah, and just imagine if you slipped, and snapped off something rather important on him!

 

[PhiloDaddy]

Taboo porn is hot... but the thought of being with an ACTUAL family member is horrifying!

Like, I LOVE being called Daddy by a lover but G-d forbid the actual scenario.

 

[NoTalentHack]

Taboo porn is hot... but the thought of being with an ACTUAL family member is horrifying!

Like, I LOVE being called Daddy by a lover but G-d forbid the actual scenario.

The first time a woman called me Daddy, she was ten years older than me, and it creeped me out.

Let's just say that my stance on that has... evolved. Like, "monkeys touch the monolith in 2001" evolved.