Things I Want in a Woman.

[Never]

For me the perfect woman would be independently wealthy, I'm not greedy, a couple million in the bank and a few houses scattered around the globe sound nice. She'd also be beautiful; I'm not talking 'sort of nice looking' or 'pretty attractive' here. She'd be stunning, the type of person you could spend all night staring at and still want to see when you woke up. It goes without saying that she'd have an incredible sexual drive and be good in bed. She'd have great taste in clothing, be a patron of the fine arts, and a great cook.

What else?
I'd want her to have a 'sunny' disposition, be able to talk for hours on end on any number of subjects, and in several languages even.

Oh, and of course she'd be madly in love with me, supportive of everything I do, and find me attractive.

Hey, I'm honest, you have to give me that.

 

[Angel]

Fuck, I have no chance in hell.

 

[michaelmt1]

The Thing I like most in a Woman is me




Mike

 

[Sillyman]

I want a woman who has one long black hair sticking out of her left breast.

 

[Spinaroonie]

Would you settle for a Pony?

 

[Never]

Angel:
"Fuck, I have no chance in hell."

Please, I've never gotten a second look in my life. People try to be my friend out of pity. I am not delusional; if I ever met the perfect woman she wouldn't spend five seconds on me.

I just thought this would be a good change from the "What I really want in a woman is some nebulous thing that won't make anyone feel left out *giggle*hug*"

 

[glamorilla]

For me the perfect woman would be independently wealthy, I'm not greedy, a couple million in the bank and a few houses scattered around the globe sound nice. She'd also be beautiful; I'm not talking 'sort of nice looking' or 'pretty attractive' here. She'd be stunning, the type of person you could spend all night staring at and still want to see when you woke up. It goes without saying that she'd have an incredible sexual drive and be good in bed. She'd have great taste in clothing, be a patron of the fine arts, and a great cook.

What else?
I'd want her to have a 'sunny' disposition, be able to talk for hours on end on any number of subjects, and in several languages even.

Oh, and of course she'd be madly in love with me, supportive of everything I do, and find me attractive.

Hey, I'm honest, you have to give me that.

make sure she has a brother.

 

[Angel]

Never, shut the fuck up and do me.

 

[Never]

Angel:
"Never, shut the fuck up and do me."

It's not the most original response but it is greatly appreciated.

 

[Angel]

 

[Never]

Oh, don't do the little sad face. I'm a wimp for the little sad face on a lady. It's not my intention to be unkind at all, I like you and I enjoy your posts.

 

[Angel]

 

[Never]

Where did they put the guilty face emoticon?
I'm sorry.

 

[Angel]

So, is it working?

 

[Never]

Is what working?

 

[Guru]

 

[Angel]

Uhm, trying to guilt you into doing me?

 

[Never]

You're not supposed to tell me you're guilting me.

 

[Angel]

Sorry, I changed to the "Honesty" tactic and forgot to mention it.

 

[Never]

Ahh.. Very cool. I feel better already.
Don't listent to me tonight, I'm just damn horny.

 

[Guru]

 

[Angel]

Me too.


Isn't it obvious?

 

[scylis]

Shoulder-length blonde hair. Kinda short. Flirty. Opinionated.

Why would I want that? Hell if I know.

a true mystery of the ages, that.

 

[Never]

Well, just a tad.

 

[Angel]

Hm, maybe I'll try something else. This isn't working.

I have forgotten how to flirt.