There's Too Many Muffin's

[Sparky Kronkite]

It got me a huffin"
You find me puffin"
This week it's stuffin'
That's too much muffin

So tell me somethin'
Why I ain't got nothin'
And on this here board
There's too many Muffin's

Ya got one who's a Killer
And one that's a Stud
One who claims to be Earth
That one must be a dud

It just got me a huffin'
So you find me puffin
But this week it's stuffin'
And that's too much muffin

There's too-ou-ou-ou-ouuuuuuu, ma-eh-en-a-eeeeeeeey……….

Muffin's - bu-ba.... bum

(And no I ain't bluffin') ab-boop-boop!

 

[KillerMuffin]

ROTGDFLMMFSAO!!!!!!!!

 

[Expertise]

Cool little dittie Sparks

But EarthMuffin's no dud.

She's a cutie patootie.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I'm sure she is but.......

Stud and Dud just kinde fell upon my mind. Hope she doesn't take anything I say very seriously. My mind is such a open wound of obtuse humor - I never know what the fuck will come out.

 

[Guest]

I am not a muffin.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Stud.....?????

What does that mean?

Are you a good muffin? Or a bad muffin? Or a stud of a muffin? Or no muffin? And if so - why the name muffin?

Equireing minds definately need to know.

 

[Expertise]

I know there was no ill intent Sparky. I was just looking for an opportunity to be gallant.

 

[KillerMuffin]

MY StudMuffin is the Stud of a Muffin (KillerMuffin not Earthmuffin)

 

[Guest]

I'm a stud. Don't know where this muffin shit came from.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Gallant you are sir......

How many frocks have you lost in the puddles of you life? I have lost many - and to very little avail. Many ladies like the impolite type. They like that rough two-day beard between their thighs. They like the taste of cigar on a kiss. They like being smacked a bit with a spatula.

They never really figure that the guy whose opening the door for them is doing so - not only to gallantly help them - but also doing so in hopes of getting laid in the broom closet. Or even just catching a glimpse of their beautiful breasts. Or the smell of their perfume.

They just think yer some dorky nice guy.

Lots of the time anyway. Not always. But lots.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Hey Stud.......

You must be a..........

Spewberry Muffin!!!!

 

[Guest]

I'm trying to be a semi-literate neandrethal here Sparky, work with me. He is the neandrethal type right, KM?

 

[KillerMuffin]

OMG just plain OMG

Is this like an invitation to wax latina over my husband?

 

[Guest]

 

[Expertise]

You make an extremely valid point Spark.

But I am just not a "Treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen" kinda' guy.

So far its worked out pretty well for me. However I have watched some of the "champions" of your school do pretty damn well. Bastards.LOL.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Is anybody else getting hungry with all this muffin talk? I am partial to blueberry muffins myself!

Hey, you know I can cover myself in blueberries and be a blueberry muffin

 

[TN_Vixen]

Is this like an invitation to wax latina over my husband?

LOL. Sorry, Killer- no offense but I get the impression that he is kinda neaderthal too.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Lesse, he's layin on the bed, asleep, wearing socks, a pair of thermal long underbritches, a muscle tank top, his mouth is open and he is drooling. Oh yes, he's wearing a cat and a dog too.

He's a neandrethal, really he is. But I love him, you gotta love a guy that can muscle an NP208 into place. Really you do.

 

[TN_Vixen]

well, I admit

thinkin' about all them muscles does make me a little hot. *smile* Does he talk much?

hehe

kidding... y'all seem very happy together.

 

[kathy stl]

Is simple. His nickname is juss backwards, he's not a StudMuffin, he's Muffin'sStud. An I like men who drool, what other kind is there? but pets not allowed in my bed.

 

[KillerMuffin]

OH MY GAWD the man is BUILT. He has an ass that just won't quit either.

He's 5'8" but no one ever believes it, they think he's taller. Cause he's size HUGE. He weighs about 210 pounds now, maybe 12% bodyfat. Whenever we're near a naval base or some a marine camp (they're never bases for some reason...) he gets mistaken for a marine. He gets hit on constantly.

But, the man never shuts up. Honestly, you'd think he'd run out of things to say, but nope, he just goes right ahead and repeats. He's like a cdplayer on endless loop. I got sick of his voice somewhere around 1993. He's arrogant as all hell too. And he has this temper thing going on, I tell you what, most people have a niggling fear that their spouses will cheat on them or leave them for another man/woman. Not me, he'll never cheat on me. He's homophobic and a misogynist. My fear is that he'll kill someone. Oy vey. He brings a new dimension to road rage. Unless he's in something with airbrakes, then he never notices, or something. Lets not get into the narcisstic personality. No, we won't go there. Yes, he has good qualities, but since I'm rather hacked off at him, I don't remember what they are. Ask me in a few hours, I'll remember. If he shuts up long enough.

Of course, he is the only man that I've met who can handle me.

(I'm not exactly Latina am I, darn it, I tried too.)