bluebell
brownie-hearted meanie
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And a glazed Krispy Kreme donut. Or, so I've heard.
Sher, this is your official Footnote thread. The place where we (read: me) give you the fantastically varied reasons why we love you. I know most people will do it in your birthday thread, but I wanted to carry on a little bit about how awesome you are, just in case you forgot, and in honor of your birthday. Because, as I was once told by a thick woman with scary hair and hot pink nails, "You deserve it!"
(You have to say that in a really breathy voice.)
Before I unleash, I wanted to caution everyone else that this is probably really embarrassing for Sher (and I can't deny that it fills me with a smidgeon of glee), so if you don't see me around the boards after this thread posts you might want to start checking really creative places for my body. Like Slushee machines (crafty one, she is).
Sher is an amazing person. Not only would she probably be a pal and hold your hair for you when you'd had too much to drink and needed to commune with the commode, but she probably also looks bitchin' in a pair of fishnet stockings and impossible heels.
If she ever slapped me I'd probably beg for another one ('cuz she's on that List, yanno?). That's how friggin' boss she is.
The reasons we love Sher are tenfold quintuplicated and then multiplied by the power of googleplex, and they include (but are not limited to) the following:
- She's not vainglorious about anything except her reading comprehension.
- She understands the value of comparing smug and pathetic side by side (let's face it, we could all use the reality check).
- She doesn't make enemies, she just creates inarticulate counter-pointers.
(and that was not meant to be an ugly statement to anyone. Leave the daggers at the door, please.)
- She does her part to save the rainforest and support biodiversity by living in and maintaining a jungle while Gorillas-In-The-Misting-it with the local felines.
- She likes words. Especially those which were not created to be dirty and therefore make excellent double-entendre fodder.
- She appreciates a good insult.
- She's a fan of political Pickleball. Keeps you a sharp, contributing member of society. It also reinforces a natural love of swiss cheese.
- She could probably sell more Girl Scout cookies than Juliette Gordon Low (she is, after all, an unabashed pencil-dropper).
- She's probably smarter than you are.
- She has a beautiful heart.
Happy Birthday, Jemima Jungle-Wonder. It's an honor.
Sher, this is your official Footnote thread. The place where we (read: me) give you the fantastically varied reasons why we love you. I know most people will do it in your birthday thread, but I wanted to carry on a little bit about how awesome you are, just in case you forgot, and in honor of your birthday. Because, as I was once told by a thick woman with scary hair and hot pink nails, "You deserve it!"
(You have to say that in a really breathy voice.)
Before I unleash, I wanted to caution everyone else that this is probably really embarrassing for Sher (and I can't deny that it fills me with a smidgeon of glee), so if you don't see me around the boards after this thread posts you might want to start checking really creative places for my body. Like Slushee machines (crafty one, she is).
Sher is an amazing person. Not only would she probably be a pal and hold your hair for you when you'd had too much to drink and needed to commune with the commode, but she probably also looks bitchin' in a pair of fishnet stockings and impossible heels.
If she ever slapped me I'd probably beg for another one ('cuz she's on that List, yanno?). That's how friggin' boss she is.
The reasons we love Sher are tenfold quintuplicated and then multiplied by the power of googleplex, and they include (but are not limited to) the following:
- She's not vainglorious about anything except her reading comprehension.
- She understands the value of comparing smug and pathetic side by side (let's face it, we could all use the reality check).
- She doesn't make enemies, she just creates inarticulate counter-pointers.
(and that was not meant to be an ugly statement to anyone. Leave the daggers at the door, please.)
- She does her part to save the rainforest and support biodiversity by living in and maintaining a jungle while Gorillas-In-The-Misting-it with the local felines.
- She likes words. Especially those which were not created to be dirty and therefore make excellent double-entendre fodder.
- She appreciates a good insult.
- She's a fan of political Pickleball. Keeps you a sharp, contributing member of society. It also reinforces a natural love of swiss cheese.
- She could probably sell more Girl Scout cookies than Juliette Gordon Low (she is, after all, an unabashed pencil-dropper).
- She's probably smarter than you are.
- She has a beautiful heart.
Happy Birthday, Jemima Jungle-Wonder. It's an honor.
