There's Nothing Shereads Loves More Than A Footnote

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A whole day?
Wow.

It would be a day worth remembering.

 

[damppanties]

It would be a day worth remembering.

I'm sure. I was thinking if I could only do an hour as you... *sigh*

 

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I'm sure. I was thinking if I could only do an hour as you... *sigh*

one hour and all the doughnuts you can handle baby.

 

[damppanties]

one hour and all the doughnuts you can handle baby.

*gag*

You had to ruin it, didn't you? Hmpf.

 

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*gag*

You had to ruin it, didn't you? Hmpf.

Peasant.

 

[damppanties]

Peasant.

God, you Americans! I think you're born with a sugar tooth or something.

 

[shereads]

It would be a day worth remembering.

Better than fifteen minutes as John Malcovich?

 

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God, you Americans! I think you're born with a sugar tooth or something.

Hey, its not easy keeping this body ya know! Its all about the leiderhosen.

 

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Better than fifteen minutes as John Malcovich?

I have more hair.

 

[damppanties]

Hey, its not easy keeping this body ya know! Its all about the leiderhosen.

No doughnuts means it falls off. I get it.

 

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No doughnuts means it falls off. I get it.

....and suddenly there was a light!

 

[damppanties]

....and suddenly there was a light!

You have lights there?!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

You have lights there?!

yes, we have electricity in the States. See that thingie on the wall? flip it ...ooh magic!!!

 

[damppanties]

yes, we have electricity in the States. See that thingie on the wall? flip it ...ooh magic!!!

They flip the wrong way to open.

 

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They flip the wrong way to open.

Your lights open?

 

[damppanties]

Your lights open?

Sickly yellow light.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Sickly yellow light.

Your light has jaundice.

 

[damppanties]

Your light has jaundice.

My light?

 

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My light?

Hey, that's your business, I'm just here to threadjack.

 

[damppanties]

Hey, that's your business, I'm just here to threadjack.

This isn't threadjacking. This thread is meant for this purpose. Ask sher.

 

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This isn't threadjacking. This thread is meant for this purpose. Ask sher.

I can't, she's not not licking toads.

 

[damppanties]

I can't, she's not not licking toads.

Is this like another American thing?

 

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Is this like another American thing?

No, its Canadian. They are notorious toad lickers.

 

[damppanties]

No, its Canadian. They are notorious toad lickers.

*bad vision about a certain Canadian licking toads*

Ick!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

*bad vision about a certain Canadian licking toads*

Ick!

It can be very sensual as long as you don't go near the eyes.