There's Nothing Shereads Loves More Than A Footnote

[neonlyte]

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[BlackShanglan]

Chiefly, I adore her for her love of footnotes themselves.1 They're far too rarely seen. But there's also her charitable sheltering of itinerate cat-urine salesman,2 her beautiful pictures of Alfalfa Rose, her delightful peroration on the life cycle of the butterfly, and of course her wonderfully obliging provision of alfalfa3 at all of the better AH functions.

Plus, of course, Bluebell likes her.

1 While endnotes have long been the standard due to the greater ease of inclusion in manually typeset texts, the advent of electronic layout has made possible the return to the much more desirable footnote format, which is more actively a part of the text as well as a delightful location for authorial disgressions and joie de vivre.

2 The cat-urine supply appears actually to have been a more permanent feature of the yard than the word "itinerate" would lead one to suspect, but here I bow to the original author's choice of wording.

3 A deep-rooted perennial member of the pea family and a key ingredient in Shereads' infamous "Alfalfa Nog," the recipe for which is classified as a mind-altering hallucinogen and a Class III controlled substance.

 

[shereads]

her delightful peroration

Is it showing?

Oops. Skirt's too short.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Is it showing?

Oops. Skirt's too short.

Slut.

 

[shereads]

Slut.

I prefer "harlot." Least favorite is "guttersnipe."

You guttersnipe.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I prefer "harlot." Least favorite is "guttersnipe."

You guttersnipe.

What about ''trollop"?

 

[shereads]

What about ''trollop"?

I like trollop. It has a jolly sound, and makes me think one of them is playing the ukelele and the others are dancing.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I like trollop. It has a jolly sound, and makes me think one of them is playing the ukelele and the others are dancing.

Its up there with "kitsch".

The dance could be a Trollop Dollop.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

http://69.90.174.246/photos/display_pic_with_logo/903/903,1104203538,1.jpg

Early trollops.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

http://69.90.174.246/photos/display_pic_with_logo/903/903,1104203538,1.jpg

Early trollops.

They look more like Early Strumpets to me.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

What about ''trollop"?

I always prefered Floozy.

 

[AvoidingRealWork]

I always prefered Floozy.

Slut: A term used to describe a woman who has the sexual morals of a man.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

They look more like Early Strumpets to me.

but where do Bimbos come from??

 

[cheerful_deviant]

but where do Bimbos come from??

Hollywood

 

[shereads]

http://69.90.174.246/photos/display_pic_with_logo/903/903,1104203538,1.jpg

"Do these leiderhosen make my butt look fat?"

 

[shereads]

but where do Bimbos come from??

West Palm Beach.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

"Do these leiderhosen make my butt look fat?"

No, but that hat...

People, over here! I need some help, this woman is having a hair emergency!

 

[bluebell]

Plus, of course, Bluebell likes her.

'Tis true. I aspire to be Sher if I grow up. Not many people can achieve that high a level of unbuttoned slatterdom at so young an age.

ETA: I think the lederhosen twins use those hats for more than just hatty purposes.
Also, doesn't it look like the image is catching them both three seconds prior to a mutual bottom-pinch?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

"Do these leiderhosen make my butt look fat?"

No but Twinkies do.

 

[gauchecritic]

No but Twinkies do.

and the fat.

 

[shereads]

and the fat.

Don't make me come over there.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Don't make me come over there.

Trollop, you'll come anywhere won't you?

 

[shereads]

Trollop, you'll come anywhere won't you?

Roundheels!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Roundheels!

Don't lie, I know there are nights when you lie in bed begging God or whoever to be me for just one day.

 

[damppanties]

Don't lie, I know there are nights when you lie in bed begging God or whoever to be me for just one day.

A whole day?
Wow.