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When I originally responded to this thread. I just moved on... I didn't realize I was reported to the Lit Police for being male.
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There has to be a REAL WOMAN on lit...
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boredVAwife
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Might I suggest you ....report it to the authorities? ok that was mean. *slaps wrist* bad erica. :0
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Thread jacking means you post a thread and then someone (like me!) posts in it and pretty much takes it over.
So whereas this was once an ad looking for the real ladies of Lit, it's now just sort of a running gag.
Which reminds me. Think you could send those Electronic Authorities over to my place again? Not to be greedy, but I have other rooms in the house for a TV.
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*snerk*
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Funny, this thread is chock full of nice ladies and what did the original poster do? He pissed on it...never even tried to chat up the girls. I wonder if there is more to the statement made earlier "i think the OP doth protest too much"?
Exactly. Here is the thing...the OPs comment about the men was stupid and childish (neither of which are on my list of hot and sexy attributes I like in my menfolk
Had he acknowledged that fact when he realized it (aka when it was brutally pointed out by several posters) and then said something witty and self-deprecating he would have been in. Women eat that shit up (okay I won't speak for all the real women of lit...."I" eat that shit up).
But instead he chose to continue to pout. I have four kids. I get enough pouting in my real life I sure as hell am not signing up for a daily dose in my online play time.
On the other hand I suppose I should thank the OP for his post since it is allowing me to bond with my fellow real women which I don't get to do nearly often enough around here given the relative scarcity of that illusive second x chromosome AND got PMs from several charming, witty and amusing animals of the xy variety. This is what I lovingly refer to as all icing-no cake. Which I suppose only makes sense if you understand that I am a big fan of icing
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Exactly. Here is the thing...the OPs comment about the men was stupid and childish (neither of which are on my list of hot and sexy attributes I like in my menfolk
Had he acknowledged that fact when he realized it (aka when it was brutally pointed out by several posters) and then said something witty and self-deprecating he would have been in. Women eat that shit up (okay I won't speak for all the real women of lit...."I" eat that shit up).
But instead he chose to continue to pout. I have four kids. I get enough pouting in my real life I sure as hell am not signing up for a daily dose in my online play time.
On the other hand I suppose I should thank the OP for his post since it is allowing me to bond with my fellow real women which I don't get to do nearly often enough around here given the relative scarcity of that illusive second x chromosome AND got PMs from several charming, witty and amusing animals of the xy variety. This is what I lovingly refer to as all icing-no cake. Which I suppose only makes sense if you understand that I am a big fan of icing
Bella (who thinks a real women of lit thread is long overdue!
Very well spoken! Not only are we real women of Lit sexy but also smart, caring, funny and more! I agree, it's high time for us to stick together and keep this sort of post going. Thank you!
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Lately I am not so sure if I am real or not. Maybe I am just a figment of my own imagination. If so why did I not imagine myself a hawt chik? I managed to eff that up too.
Can we keep this one??? Pretty please?!
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Exactly. Here is the thing...the OPs comment about the men was stupid and childish (neither of which are on my list of hot and sexy attributes I like in my menfolk
Had he acknowledged that fact when he realized it (aka when it was brutally pointed out by several posters) and then said something witty and self-deprecating he would have been in. Women eat that shit up (okay I won't speak for all the real women of lit...."I" eat that shit up).
But instead he chose to continue to pout. I have four kids. I get enough pouting in my real life I sure as hell am not signing up for a daily dose in my online play time.
On the other hand I suppose I should thank the OP for his post since it is allowing me to bond with my fellow real women which I don't get to do nearly often enough around here given the relative scarcity of that illusive second x chromosome AND got PMs from several charming, witty and amusing animals of the xy variety. This is what I lovingly refer to as all icing-no cake. Which I suppose only makes sense if you understand that I am a big fan of icing
Bella (who thinks a real women of lit thread is long overdue!
He DID have a chance to turn it around, but that's ok. Look on the bright side. Everyone ELSE is having one helluva fun time. That's got to count for SOMETHING, right?
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All real women are hawt girl...because here is the truth, hotness is not defined by your cup size, your perfect skin or whether you will ever wear a size 2 without the suffix x attached. The real women of lit are hawt because they not only acknowledge their sexual power as women but they roll around in it like those mud wrestling girls on tv...if you own your power as a woman, if you revel in it and hold it up like a beacon and say this is me and I am hawt....saggy tits, stretch marks, laugh lines and all...then you are! If you say I am sexy because I am funny and smart and I don't apologize for who I am or what I like....then you get to be a real woman of lit and we are all by our very definition HAWT
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*takes a bow* Thank you, sir. I do what I can.
We'd probably be sharing the same padded cellThis brought forth a giggle snort. I too live in fear that the authorities will show up on my doorstep but I am afraid the ones coming for me will have a large net and carrying a white jacket with really long sleeves that tie in the back.
There would have been more, but the ice cream man drove past as I waited for the authorities. I figured if I was going to jail, I should have one last Chipwich.
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So the OP didn't really post the original post??? Or we weren't all supposed to carry on a conversation in their thread............?
I'm confused.
I'm confused.
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No, I think he misunderstood what I meant by thread jacking. He IS such a sharp one, after all.
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All real women are hawt girl...because here is the truth, hotness is not defined by your cup size, your perfect skin or whether you will ever wear a size 2 without the suffix x attached. The real women of lit are hawt because they not only acknowledge their sexual power as women but they roll around in it like those mud wrestling girls on tv...if you own your power as a woman, if you revel in it and hold it up like a beacon and say this is me and I am hawt....saggy tits, stretch marks, laugh lines and all...then you are! If you say I am sexy because I am funny and smart and I don't apologize for who I am or what I like....then you get to be a real woman of lit and we are all by our very definition HAWT
Bella
Very well said. Nothing is hotter than a woman who is self empowered and acknowledges her sexuality.
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Well...
Catching this at the end! Not sure what derailed it to begin with, but if sexy ladies want to reciprocate showering attention on one another, I'll gladly take one for the team!
Catching this at the end! Not sure what derailed it to begin with, but if sexy ladies want to reciprocate showering attention on one another, I'll gladly take one for the team!
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*Snerk* That is such a dirty thought -hmmm thinking there's a guy I know who's a professional, wonder if he would want to lay claim to my pussy first
The OP derailed it...at least that's my take on it, I mean how do you NOT reply to the following post except but w/ a bit of tongue in cheek humour
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Seriously it should be against the law to enter a mall from November 15th till some time in January! That place is a bloody zoo and appears to be filled with complete idiots. On the bright side my kids have new snowsuits and I managed not to kill my h (barely). Tonight i have a family dinner followed by freezing my ass i the snow/rain watching floats go buy in the Santa Claus parade. Oh my life is truly glamourous. I think i should get laid for doing all of this with (mostly) a smile on my face!
So what are the other real women of lit doing today
Bella
So what are the other real women of lit doing today
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So what are the other real women of lit doing today
Bella
I masturbated, fell asleep, took a shower, masturbated again...
I swear I'm not a guy...checks the girls, between legs...phew still a lady!
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I masturbated, fell asleep, took a shower, masturbated again...
I swear I'm not a guy...checks the girls, between legs...phew still a lady!
My sex drive is higher now them it has been at any point in my life. I am at least semi-aroused all the time and my button can be pushed to full on horny at the slightest provocation. So yeah also a girl and also have a raging labido
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My sex drive is higher now them it has been at any point in my life. I am at least semi-aroused all the time and my button can be pushed to full on horny at the slightest provocation. So yeah also a girl and also have a raging labido
Bella
Good to know...glad I am not the only one in a constantly aroused state....
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My sex drive is higher now them it has been at any point in my life. I am at least semi-aroused all the time and my button can be pushed to full on horny at the slightest provocation. So yeah also a girl and also have a raging labido
Bella
Tell me about it. Now that I am single again I am finding so many things that excite me again. I feel like a teenage boy half the time.
