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November 15, 2011


Dear Diary,

Day 2. I wait by my window, rifle in hand, for the authorities that are sure to be pulling up any minute. I must believe that fourtimes' threat is real, but I won't go down without a fight. What's that? Is that them? No, it's just the mailman.

I will wait one more day.
 
ecnirpdaed said:
November 15, 2011


Dear Diary,

Day 2. I wait by my window, rifle in hand, for the authorities that are sure to be pulling up any minute. I must believe that fourtimes' threat is real, but I won't go down without a fight. What's that? Is that them? No, it's just the mailman.

I will wait one more day.
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Well done, Sir. I tip my hat to thee.
 
Hmm..."no men contact me"..but that's really what you are hoping for, isn't it?
 
ecnirpdaed said:
November 15, 2011


Dear Diary,

Day 2. I wait by my window, rifle in hand, for the authorities that are sure to be pulling up any minute. I must believe that fourtimes' threat is real, but I won't go down without a fight. What's that? Is that them? No, it's just the mailman.

I will wait one more day.
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This brought forth a giggle snort. I too live in fear that the authorities will show up on my doorstep but I am afraid the ones coming for me will have a large net and carrying a white jacket with really long sleeves that tie in the back. :D
 
This whole thread has me giggling. I originally rolled my eyes and skipped it. I'm glad I came back, it gave me a good afternoon laugh.
 
Kyssi1 said:
This whole thread has me giggling. I originally rolled my eyes and skipped it. I'm glad I came back, it gave me a good afternoon laugh.
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Protip:
If a thread on personals has more than 15 replies and the last poster was NOT the original poster that opened the thread, (meaning the rest of the posts are not just bumps) there's a good chance the thread has been jacked and it's VERY much worth your time to read it.
 
JSensei said:
Protip:
If a thread on personals has more than 15 replies and the last poster was NOT the original poster that opened the thread, (meaning the rest of the posts are not just bumps) there's a good chance the thread has been jacked and it's VERY much worth your time to read it.
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This thread is beautiful. :D
 
JSensei said:
Protip:
If a thread on personals has more than 15 replies and the last poster was NOT the original poster that opened the thread, (meaning the rest of the posts are not just bumps) there's a good chance the thread has been jacked and it's VERY much worth your time to read it.
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I subscribed to this thread to see if the OP would come back........lol
 
It seems to me that there are quite a lot of real women on Lit. Unfortunately, there are quite a lot of typical men too.
 
LucyN said:
It seems to me that there are quite a lot of real women on Lit. Unfortunately, there are quite a lot of typical men too.
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Wait, so does that make me typical? Or? Am I just special?
 
Damn I missed out on this thread - wtf... :mad:

Checks breasts...between legs...yep I'm a woman but I only talk to REAL men...not little boys.
 
Sensualdreamer said:
Damn I missed out on this thread - wtf... :mad:

Checks breasts...between legs...yep I'm a woman but I only talk to REAL men...not little boys.
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Was starting to wonder where you were. Party's been going on for a couple days now.
 
Sensualdreamer said:
Yeah, yeah well hey I'm just being fashionably late b/c no one invites me - instead I just show up :D

Some friend you are :rolleyes: :p Absolutely I'm real - you've seen the girls...clothed but you've seen them :devil:
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True true ! And sorry I happened upon this statement of Real Women only or the authorities will be contacted and just ran with it! Its a good things I got BEWBIES and all the right plumping I would HATE for some man to show up at my house in uniform with guns and stuff....

WAIT I got the wrong plumbing ALLLLLL The wrong plumbing!:devil:
 
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