There has to be a REAL WOMAN on lit...

[Lost_0ne_1]

Wasn't that an Elvis song? - You ain't nuthin' but a horndog...

Ha!! I think i would like that version even better than the original!

...and if you don't tie me up and spank me, then you aint no friend of mine....

Ha!!

 

[boredVAwife]

*looks around for her velvet rope and spanking toys*

 

[sexiskye]

Shit we are at 7 pages and still haven't found a real woman??!!

 

[boredVAwife]

IF we do I have the rope ready to tie her up so we won't lose her. Sitting here making up a new theme song for this thread.

 

[sexiskye]

IF we do I have the rope ready to tie her up so we won't lose her. Sitting here making up a new theme song for this thread.

When ya find her and if ya's need and extra hand lemme know LOL

 

[boredVAwife]

Whether I find her or not I could always use an extra "roaming" hand.

 

[Lost_0ne_1]

*looks around for her velvet rope and spanking toys*

~Hands her the 5 silk scarves and the pingpong paddle with leather on one side and rabit fur on the other~

I found these laying around...

 

[mellowyellows]

Whether I find her or not I could always use an extra "roaming" hand.

That's what she said!!!!! I've been waiting all day to throw one of those in!

 

[sexiskye]

Well my hands do like roaming.......

 

[boredVAwife]

that reminds me of another song....roam on the range or something like that. Sorry folks I am a bit punchy from lack of sleep.

 

[boredVAwife]

That's what she said!!!!! I've been waiting all day to throw one of those in!

No silly that's what I said.

 

[sexiskye]

that reminds me of another song....roam on the range or something like that. Sorry folks I am a bit punchy from lack of sleep.

Home home on the range
Where the deer and the Antelope play
where seldom is heard,
a discouraging word
and the skies are not cloudy all day.


Was that it??

bug bunny lol

 

[boredVAwife]

yah but I like my version better. Like the roaming on the range part.

 

[mellowyellows]

No silly that's what I said.

Did you say that.......damn it...you must be a real woman. I got the rope!!!!!

 

[sexiskye]

As soon as ya mentioned it the melody popped in my head

 

[boredVAwife]

Did you say that.......damn it...you must be a real woman. I got the rope!!!!!

*instant dampness*

 

[Sensualdreamer]

~blushes and looks down with a smile as he kicks some dirt around~
I have no clue what you guys could possibly mean! I would never be in my room at night after a mission and sit here and think of the beautiful, real woman of lit, and what I would want them to do to me!!

Pssst you look SO adorable when you blush

Mmm I have something for you Wanna see

 

[Lost_0ne_1]

Pssst you look SO adorable when you blush

Mmm I have something for you Wanna see

MMmmmm you know I do!

 

[Sensualdreamer]

MMmmmm you know I do!

Ahem...if I show you, you gotta keep it a secret that I'm really a woman...promise

 

[Lost_0ne_1]

Ahem...if I show you, you gotta keep it a secret that I'm really a woman...promise

I am going to need proof

 

[sunshinegirl05]

That's what she said!!!!! I've been waiting all day to throw one of those in!

You're such a geek. LOL

 

[firefighterscott]

Hello real ladies of lit hope you all had a great weekend.

 

[Artofromance]

Home home on the range
Where the deer and the Antelope play
where seldom is heard,
a discouraging word
and the skies are not cloudy all day.


Was that it??



Roam, roaming the range
Where the geeks and the cheerleaders play
Where seldom is heard, an audible word
Cuz they're moaning and sighing all day

I think it goes something like that

 

[boredVAwife]

That made me snicker thank you.

 

[Douchemoron]

I would say I'm the closest thing to a real woman on this entire site.