The words of a sexy Italian girl

[warmlips]

I want to share what my Italian cute friend said tonight, she made me laugh so much. She was talking about her room mate with whom she doesn't she eye to eye (don't know why, I would bed her!), and wanted to express that she thought that she wasn't at all like her friend thought, but wasn't perfect either.
"Non sono una santa, pero non sono una stronza!"
Which means, "I am not a saint, but I am not a shit!"
Maybe you had to be there . . .
Does anyone else have any similar experience of foreigners saying funny things, or doing funny things? Write them here!

 

[Shockdoctor]

That made me smile. Unfortunately, I don't have any similar stories to share. I'm sure some of the other people will though.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Staying in a B&B in England once, and the woman who ran the place--and whose husband was away on business--told me if I needed anything that I could just come and "knock her up."

Cheeky bird.

 

[mig]

Well,did you?.

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Well,did you?.

LOL, no--I'd encountered the expression before. I just never thought I'd hear someone actually say it to me.