The Water Cure

[ABSTRUSE]

Anyone else read up on this or even practice it?

the cure

apparently you drink lots of water because we are overly dehydrated...and you take some salt too....its supposed to cure you of almost anything.

Where's Dr. Mab's.....he's our science geek.

I think I would need to drink a lake.

 

[FatDino]

Oh, I drink more than enough for my body weight. I'm off the hook.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Oh, I drink more than enough for my body weight. I'm off the hook.

I have to quadruple it cause I drink excessive amounts of coffee.

 

[Recidiva]

That's a huge strain on my otherwise not-wanting-to-drown bladder.

I've tried every "cure" possible for migraines. I would hate to say...this one not only would fuck me up, but mess up my electrolytes permanently and probably cause a migraine, only I'd be having to rush to the potty too often to lie still for it.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

That's a huge strain on my otherwise not-wanting-to-drown bladder.

I've tried every "cure" possible for migraines. I would hate to say...this one not only would fuck me up, but mess up my electrolytes permanently and probably cause a migraine, only I'd be having to rush to the potty too often to lie still for it.

aw, come on. be our guinea pig!

 

[FatDino]

I have to quadruple it cause I drink excessive amounts of coffee.

Actually too much water is toxic to your body.

 

[Guest]

I think I would need to drink a lake.

Reuters | Wednesday, 4 July 2007

Scientists said that a lake in southern Chile that mysteriously disappeared last month developed a crack which allowed the water to drain away.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/4117330a4560.html

How did you manage that Abs?

 

[Recidiva]

aw, come on. be our guinea pig!

No, everybody got their chance somewhere between me being 15 and 30, and then I wised up. Mostly. Now the neurologist is trying to kill me.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Actually too much water is toxic to your body.

that's what I thought.

Ted: I love S.American beverages.

 

[Liar]

If you include a "sometimes" on everything that site claims water cures then you have a pretty damn valid list. The cause for a lot of things can be dehydration. Doen't mean it always is.

But it's always good to have the water level in balance, so it can't really hurt.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

If you include a "sometimes" on everything that site claims water cures then you have a pretty damn valid list. The cause for a lot of things can be dehydration. Doen't mean it always is.

But it's always good to have the water level in balance, so it can't really hurt.

I read somewhere where most people were dehydrated but dont know it....I just find it a little...far fetched?....to think water will cure cancer.

 

[Recidiva]

I read somewhere where most people were dehydrated but dont know it....I just find it a little...far fetched?....to think water will cure cancer.

But simplicity sells. It really does, particularly in the world of the magic bullet dream.

Of course in this case it will also fuck up your electrolytes until you can't conduct thought any more, so who cares?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

But simplicity sells. It really does, particularly in the world of the magic bullet dream.

Of course in this case it will also fuck up your electrolytes until you can't conduct thought any more, so who cares?

Oh......so its really like natural brainwashing!

 

[Recidiva]

Oh......so its really like natural brainwashing!

Yes, and it's a "faith" cure.

If it didn't work for you, you probably didn't do it right.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Yes, and it's a "faith" cure.

If it didn't work for you, you probably didn't do it right.

Oh......so its really like natural brainwashing!

 

[Recidiva]

Oh......so its really like natural brainwashing!

You started the cure, didn't you?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

You started the cure, didn't you?

Yes, but I thought no one would follow a green lady, so I pretend I'm an Iranian doctor.
Aquafina is the devil's water, it comes from a tap....it is not a cure, but a lie...a lie!

 

[Recidiva]

Yes, but I thought no one would follow a green lady, so I pretend I'm an Iranian doctor.
Aquafina is the devil's water, it comes from a tap....it is not a cure, but a lie...a lie!

Kiss your kidneys goodbye!

Wait, can I have one as promised BEFORE you blow them like water balloons?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Kiss your kidneys goodbye!

Wait, can I have one as promised BEFORE you blow them like water balloons?

yes.............ow........I just hurt my neck trying to kiss my kidneys!!!

 

[Recidiva]

yes.............ow........I just hurt my neck trying to kiss my kidneys!!!

Take another sip. I'm sure water will...uh...plump your spinal cord.

Get this information to Stephen Hawking.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Take another sip. I'm sure water will...uh...plump your spinal cord.

Get this information to Stephen Hawking.

Hey....how come you never told me my ass is this big??

 

[Recidiva]

Hey....how come you never told me my ass is this big??

It isn't, really, it's simply an optical illusion caused by the bugging out of your eyes and your brain's inability to map. Pay it no mind.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

It isn't, really, it's simply an optical illusion caused by the bugging out of your eyes and your brain's inability to map. Pay it no mind.

wow, it jiggles when I laugh...or cry in pain........cool....and mesmerizing.

 

[Noor]

I think tons of sleep and massive amounts of chocolate is the cure to most things. Actually sleep probably effects more things than we currently know.

 

[rgraham666]

Hey....how come you never told me my ass is this big??

I like living.