The unappreciated limerick

This one may be in here already, in one form or another, but I'm not reading 35 pages to see.

There was a young man from Devizes
Whose balls were of different sizes
The one was so small
It was no use at all
But the other was huge and won prizes
 
The limerick gets no respect.
It's insulted and often hen-pecked.
There's no disputation
O'er its poor reputation.
So, really, what can one expect?
 
Our heroines go back thirty years
Em and Lily must conquer their fears
And fuck several creatures
With very large… features
While singing to some Britney Spears

- my forthcoming Halloween story (publishes tomorrow)
 
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