the Un-Hijackable, Non Sequitor, Rambling Thread

neonflux said:
Hmmmm.... How many panties for some solid information? *ponders*

make me an offer - at this point one pair will be more then I have yet to receive for all my pantie gathering work to date here at Lit

I do have other more reliable sources, but there is something about receiving some Lit panties that will be, well, exceptional....


:kiss:
 
HottieMama said:
Or perhaps Shankie could just tell LC...given that he's already getting some panties from me?!?!

nothing more happens for you till Shank has panties in, errr, hand....
 
minx1 said:
*quivers under a pile of blankets*

Yes Mr Shank *giggles* :p

HottieMama said:
:eek: warm blankies are a wonderful part of aftercare, right?!?!?

**shivers again**

Rox_shybutcurious said:
*Seconding HM's shivers.*

oh lordie me - a thread full of shivering quivering subs, what ever is a Top to do,
to do,
to do,


what ever is a Top to do?????
 
From OfficialNewsAgency.com:

Tribute Statue Must Appear "Neutered"
Written by Kevin Clayborne - Staff Writer
Sunday, 22 July 2007

[Sacramento, CA] A marble monument to service dogs, originally set to be displayed in Sacramento, California, may be on its way out of the golden state. The reason? The statue's "manhood" is still intact.

Proponents of the recently-tabled state assembly bill AB-1634, the so-called "California Healthy Pets Act", which would require that most of the state's dogs and cats over the age of 6 months be sterilized, claim that placing the image of an intact male dog on public property is harmful and sends the wrong message to California pet owners.

"Its not an appropriate display, in a state that carries out three million euthanasias a year." said Dan Nender, a 1634 supporter who filed suit in Sacramento Federal Court to have the monument altered.

Pressed about the number, since most reputable sources set that number at 400,000, Nender replied, "One is too many. Concentrate on the point I'm making, not the numbers."

The sculptor who created the piece, Fidel Marquez of Hemingford, Nebraska, has already refused to alter it. "This is ridiculous. I'll put the damn thing on my lawn before I 'neuter' it."

"Frankly, it doesn't matter what the artist wants, or for that matter whether the lawsuit succeeds." responded Nender. "This is the will of the people... and don't ask me which people, and we're going to carry it out. If this guy doesn't want to do the work himself, we'll sneak in there at night and use a Saws-All on it."

"We cannot have intact testicles on government property. As California government officials, at least the ones on our side, will attest to, Sacramento is a testicle-free zone."

Assembly Bill AB-1634 may come before the California legislature some time again in 2008, according to supporters, but in the meantime, they say they will fight the battle their way. "The ends justify the means," said Nender. Even if the means includes vandalism.

California Department of Parks, who oversee this sort of project, did not return our calls immediately, and the Governor could not be reached for comment. However, plans to erect the monument are on hold until the lawsuit is settled or dismissed.

"It's a shame," Karen Billings, planning coordinator for the National Association for Dogs in Service (NADS) told us. "These folks just won't let it go. They're obsessed with dog testicles. That didn't sound right..."

No comment. :rolleyes:
 
Why are they examining the penis of a stone dog closely enough to know that it's 'intact'?
 
Oh, yeah, and Shank?

OMG I WANT SOME OF THOSE PICKS.

Of course, I know where to get them. :p
 
graceanne said:
Oh, yeah, and Shank?

OMG I WANT SOME OF THOSE PICKS.

Of course, I know where to get them. :p
talons, dear grace
talons

picks pluck banjos

talons pluck sub's asses and other parts like nipples, and belly buttons, and ears, and lips, and those lips as well, and nape of necks

and talons stroke backs, and tummies, and breasts, and thighs, and bottom of feet, and behind knees, and arms

:kiss:
 
Shankara20 said:
talons, dear grace
talons

picks pluck banjos

talons pluck sub's asses and other parts like nipples, and belly buttons, and ears, and lips, and those lips as well, and nape of necks

and talons stroke backs, and tummies, and breasts, and thighs, and bottom of feet, and behind knees, and arms

:kiss:

hawt hawty hot hot
 
Did I mention I'm a total brat? I know, I know. No one likes a brat! What can I do? I'll grow out of it, I'm sure.
 
Should I be worried?!?!?!?!

Should I be worried that I am flying to Buffalo tomorrow to help my sister drive across the country to a new job 2 hours out of Omaha and that the route we are taking would normally take 6.5 hours each day but will take a couple hours longer due to road construction, and that she doesn't want to leave until 12 noon on the first day, and that we will be traveling with cats and she hasn't yet made reservations for a motel in the town where we will be staying overnight? :eek: Neon
 
neonflux said:
Should I be worried that I am flying to Buffalo tomorrow to help my sister drive across the country to a new job 2 hours out of Omaha and that the route we are taking would normally take 6.5 hours each day but will take a couple hours longer due to road construction, and that she doesn't want to leave until 12 noon on the first day, and that we will be traveling with cats and she hasn't yet made reservations for a motel in the town where we will be staying overnight? :eek: Neon

no - no problem at all.....

hmmm Omaha?

as in Nebraska?

Isn't that the name of an early Springsteen album?

Let's all sing together...

"I saw her standin' on her front lawn just twirlin' her baton
Me and her went for a ride, sir, and ten innocent people died

From the town of Lincoln, Nebraska, with a sawed-off .410 on my lap
Through the badlands of Wyoming I killed everything in my path"
 
neonflux said:
Should I be worried that I am flying to Buffalo tomorrow to help my sister drive across the country to a new job 2 hours out of Omaha and that the route we are taking would normally take 6.5 hours each day but will take a couple hours longer due to road construction, and that she doesn't want to leave until 12 noon on the first day, and that we will be traveling with cats and she hasn't yet made reservations for a motel in the town where we will be staying overnight? :eek: Neon
Yes. Indubitably.
 
neonflux said:
Should I be worried that I am flying to Buffalo tomorrow to help my sister drive across the country to a new job 2 hours out of Omaha and that the route we are taking would normally take 6.5 hours each day but will take a couple hours longer due to road construction, and that she doesn't want to leave until 12 noon on the first day, and that we will be traveling with cats and she hasn't yet made reservations for a motel in the town where we will be staying overnight? :eek: Neon

Are our sisters the same people? Cause this sounds like something my sister would do.

Get sleep - so you won't kill her on the trip.
 
I've always wanted to take an off the cuff road trip like that. I tend to plan the shit out of stuff though.
 
neonflux said:
Should I be worried that I am flying to Buffalo tomorrow to help my sister drive across the country to a new job 2 hours out of Omaha and that the route we are taking would normally take 6.5 hours each day but will take a couple hours longer due to road construction, and that she doesn't want to leave until 12 noon on the first day, and that we will be traveling with cats and she hasn't yet made reservations for a motel in the town where we will be staying overnight? :eek: Neon

Naw, I wouldn't be worried. Okay, the cats might be a PITA, but I woudn't sweat the motel room. This isn't a heavy travel weekend and it's not winter

Have fun. I love road trips!
 
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