The Turrets Outburst Thread

[Machiavellix]

The Tourettes Outburst Thread

Think of this thread as some pleasant conversation, but also releasing some pent up frustration at the same time. So come on you piss-ant dickfucking pieces of shit!!! Let's talk. And yes I know it's spelled Tourette's...bite me!!!

 

[Machiavellix]

Fine don't say anything you dicksucking fugly wankers!!!

 

[may-]

What the fuck? Lol. Made me laugh.. A whole lot... Hehe.

 

[Machiavellix]

What the fuck? Lol. Made me laugh.. A whole lot... Hehe.

Don't you fucking laugh at me like that!! I'll rip you limb from goddamn limb lady!!

Hi May, how are you doing on this peaceful day?

 

[softfingers_512]

What the fuck? Lol. Made me laugh.. A whole lot... Hehe.

I'm going to laugh with may, but then again, I'd probably do a lot of mother fucking things with may !!!

 

[Machiavellix]

I'm going to laugh with may, but then again, I'd probably do a lot of mother fucking things with may !!!

Fuck yeah, she's one fine piece of horny ass!

She's also smart, and very funny as well. I don't think I could ever regret meeting her.

 

[softfingers_512]

BTW, Mach, I would love to be the fucking guy in your signature, especially in the first picture. I'd love to fuck a woman right up against the damn wall.

 

[Machiavellix]

BTW, Mach, I would love to be the fucking guy in your signature, especially in the first picture. I'd love to fuck a woman right up against the damn wall.

Hell yes, that would be the motherfucking shit!!!
Especially in the shower, that's the best time to have sex standing up.

 

[may-]

Don't you fucking laugh at me like that!! I'll rip you limb from goddamn limb lady!!

Hi May, how are you doing on this peaceful day?

Fuck me. You ever get so fucking annoyed at answering the door to idiotic people trying to sell you stuff.

<<sigh..


Lol...Hiya Mach.. ^.^
Decent. So far.. Just slow slow morning..Like it ever changes.

 

[mrtnmoon]

Fuck me. You ever get so fucking annoyed at answering the door to idiotic people trying to sell you stuff.

I'd try to sell you my soul if you answered the door wearing what you have on in your av.

oh, yeah...

shitpissfuckcuntcocksuckermotherfucker and tits

 

[GldnAngl]

http://www.globalperspectives.net/greatbritain/images/abbotsford%20turret.jpg
This is a turret.

I believe you're looking for Tourette's

 

[may-]

I'd try to sell you my soul if you answered the door wearing what you have on in your av.

oh, yeah...

shitpissfuckcuntcocksuckermotherfucker and tits

Omg. Lol... Just had to hang up on the people calling to tell me what to vote on... :-/

Fuck. This is why I never answer my freaking phone. Just bullshit calls. Eek..

--

Lol. My poor broke ass wouldn't be able to afford it.. Reminds me when some little guy tried to sell me some magazines. I told him that I was too broke to afford Mc Donald's and that I wasn't gonna buy no fucking magazine subscription from him...

SHIT!

FUCK!!

SHIT FUCK!!!

 

[mrtnmoon]

Fine don't say anything you dicksucking fugly wankers!!!

I hate to quibble, mach, but.... maybe more people would post if you'd said, "tourette's outburst thread". or not, I dunno. it took me by surprise to see you make a mistake like that, tho.

oh yeah...

shitpissfuckcuntcocksuckermotherfucker and tits

I see a new sig in my future....

 

[Machiavellix]

Fuck me. You ever get so fucking annoyed at answering the door to idiotic people trying to sell you stuff.

<<sigh..


Lol...Hiya Mach.. ^.^
Decent. So far.. Just slow slow morning..Like it ever changes.

Mornings are always slow. You just wish something would fucking happen before you rip someone's heart out of the their still beating bastard ass body!!

 

[Machiavellix]

Omg. Lol... Just had to hang up on the people calling to tell me what to vote on... :-/

Fuck. This is why I never answer my freaking phone. Just bullshit calls. Eek..

--

Lol. My poor broke ass wouldn't be able to afford it.. Reminds me when some little guy tried to sell me some magazines. I told him that I was too broke to afford Mc Donald's and that I wasn't gonna buy no fucking magazine subscription from him...

SHIT!

FUCK!!

SHIT FUCK!!!

Kill all the whiney salesmen! Slice off their heads and shit down their necks!!!

 

[Machiavellix]

I hate to quibble, mach, but.... maybe more people would post if you'd said, "tourette's outburst thread". or not, I dunno. it took me by surprise to see you make a mistake like that, tho.

oh yeah...

shitpissfuckcuntcocksuckermotherfucker and tits

I see a new sig in my future....

I guess it didn't work. I don't know how to change the stupid title, you fucking dickhead!! Help, maybe?

 

[mrtnmoon]

I guess it didn't work. I don't know how to change the stupid title, you fucking dickhead!! Help, maybe?

I don't think you can edit the title of a thread, it just changes the title of the individual post. if it can be done, it takes more skills that I gots.

btw, that's, "anally retentive about spelling fucking dickhead" to you.

 

[Machiavellix]

I don't think you can edit the title of a thread, it just changes the title of the individual post. if it can be done, it takes more skills that I gots.

btw, that's, "anally retentive about spelling fucking dickhead" to you.

I didn't think so. God, I'm such a fucking idiot, I hate my own guts!!!

It's all good. I'm the same way. I really piss people off when I do that. I'm as amazed as you are that I misspelled it. Oh well, I've seen thread titles more FUBAR'd than that before.

 

[mrtnmoon]

Oh well, I've seen thread titles more FUBAR'd than that before.

that's for goddamn sure. I've even see people misspell their screen names. I can only hope they're typos and the people aren't just that fucking..... well, stupid. why try to be nice? I can be as bitchy here as I want, right?

 

[Machiavellix]

that's for goddamn sure. I've even see people misspell their screen names. I can only hope they're typos and the people aren't just that fucking..... well, stupid. why try to be nice? I can be as bitchy here as I want, right?

Absolutely. Insults are completely legit. Anyone who takes it seriously can fuck the hell off.

 

[mrtnmoon]

SHIT!

FUCK!!

SHIT FUCK!!!

this post reminded me of a bit from an old redd foxx special on hbo. for those of you who aren't geezers, redd foxx was on a show called sanford and son. well, damn... that show's pretty fucking old, too, so that might not help.

anyway, the bit went something like this: "there's only one reason I say words like shit and fuck. people do!

'you ain't never shit? fuck!'

'you ain't never fucked? shiiiiit!'

come out to my car with me after the show and you'll say, 'shit, fuck and nigger.' if I slam your hand in the car door, you'll be going, 'shit, nigger, what the fuck you doing?!?!'"

 

[Machiavellix]

this post reminded me of a bit from an old redd foxx special on hbo. for those of you who aren't geezers, redd foxx was on a show called sanford and son. well, damn... that show's pretty fucking old, too, so that might not help.

anyway, the bit went something like this: "there's only one reason I say words like shit and fuck. people do!

'you ain't never shit? fuck!'

'you ain't never fucked? shiiiiit!'

come out to my car with me after the show and you'll say, 'shit, fuck and nigger.' if I slam your hand in the car door, you'll be going, 'shit, nigger, what the fuck you doing?!?!'"

That's funny. Funny enough to rip my fucking larynx out and feed it to myself.

 

[Machiavellix]

Have a great day everyone. Enjoy sucking my prick, fuckers!!!