The Tits And Tampons Lounge

[doormouse]

Bar's open... cushions are fluffed and Daniel Bedingfield's playing (okay, so we need a new jukebox!!)

Hans the masseuse is at your service (Og was determined to play Hans)

 

[Guest]

I've just said goodbye to tampons for this month, ta muchly!

Oh, too much information? Ok...



Lou

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I've just said goodbye to tampons for this month, ta muchly!

Oh, too much information? Ok...



Lou

That's the best kind of TMI...

Now that you're free of unwanted visitors, whaddaya say we get wild?



~lucky

 

[Just-Legal]

*stands guard over said jukebox* No-one is getting ANYTHING played until after the song FRIDAY has been on.

Ok?

Doormouse honey? Got any Chilian Chardonnay? Cold?

 

[doormouse]

Plenty babe.

Pull up a chair and make yourself at home

 

[RebeccaLeah]

*sighing happily*

Ahhhh, this is the life. Get to flirt with all the lovely Lit women without guys watching. Well at least they weren't.

Doormouse, can I just point out there is a very cute pussy under you?

 

[doormouse]

*sighing happily*

Ahhhh, this is the life. Get to flirt with all the lovely Lit women without guys watching. Well at least they weren't.

Doormouse, can I just point out there is a very cute pussy under you?

LOL

Yeah, she's ferocious

 

[RebeccaLeah]

LOL

Yeah, she's ferocious

I'd brave the claws.

 

[Lord DragonsWing]

*sighing happily*

Ahhhh, this is the life. Get to flirt with all the lovely Lit women without guys watching. Well at least they weren't.

Doormouse, can I just point out there is a very cute pussy under you?

*hides his eyes with his fingers and peeks.
We're not suppose to watch? Damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Guest]

estrogen esspresso please

heavy on the whoremoans..*grin*

 

[RebeccaLeah]

*hides his eyes with his fingers and peeks.
We're not suppose to watch? Damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry, I only put out for an all female audiance.

 

[RebeccaLeah]

estrogen esspresso please

heavy on the whoremoans..*grin*

Hey vella. How are you?

I haven't seen her lately, she was fun too.

 

[Guest]

Hey vella. How are you?

I haven't seen her lately, she was fun too.

hiyas beccaleeeeeee.. how goes sexpotlovebucket?

i so hear you.. shes one hot ticket. id let her have at me in a heart beat.

 

[doormouse]

(I think the beard gave you away Lord Dragon)

 

[RebeccaLeah]

hiyas beccaleeeeeee.. how goes sexpotlovebucket?

i so hear you.. shes one hot ticket. id let her have at me in a heart beat.

Quite well, and you, sexypainslut?

That's not hard to say for you, is it?

 

[Lisa Denton]

Bar's open... cushions are fluffed and Daniel Bedingfield's playing (okay, so we need a new jukebox!!)

Hans the masseuse is at your service (Og was determined to play Hans)

Who is Daniel Bedingfield? Another Australian disco superstar? Can I get a glass of white wine to look all classy and elegant, with a boilermaker to drink?

 

[RebeccaLeah]

Doormouse, can we plan a mass girl orgy in here?

Pretty please with sugar on top?

 

[doormouse]

Hell yeah!!!!!!

lol

(you start)

 

[RebeccaLeah]

Hell yeah!!!!!!

lol

(you start)

I want Vella and Cloudy and Abs and Lucky and Colly to be around first. We'll have to keep our eyes open for the right moment. Or just have many.

 

[Raging Whoremoans]

estrogen esspresso please

heavy on the whoremoans..*grin*

So you like it heavy do you? Raging, even?



~R W

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Hey Rat.

Can burned out bar owners with brain tumors and bad attitudes hang out in here too?

 

[doormouse]

Hey Rat.

Can burned out bar owners with brain tumors and bad attitudes hang out in here too?

Go for it. Go wild lol

We have to show those guys how to party

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Go for it. Go wild lol

We have to show those guys how to party

Crikey! Then lets bust a move and shake our groove things.

 

[doormouse]

we need a sexy stud muffin as a masseuse.

know any?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

we need a sexy stud muffin as a masseuse.

know any?

If I did would I be here with you? Besides, I rather have a woman with strong hands and a weak mind to do that. Oh and big tits too.