The things that people stick up their Butts!

[Aussie Worm]

I though the concrete enema was just an Internet legend, but the guy with the artillery shell was just plain screwed in the head.

http://www.well.com/user/cynsa/newbutt.html

Remember boys and girls, sticking something UP your butt is only half the story, remember you have to get that something out again.

 

[SweetCherry]

I haven't decided if I should laugh or shake my head at those people. Almost like the story of a girl i knew who got a Barbie doll stuck up her vagina cuz she was masturbating it.

 

[Aussie Worm]

Well I have tried a small screw driver once, handle first.

 

[BlondGirl]

The trick with ass play is to never EVER stick anything up your ass that does not have a flat barrier at the end or an attachment to something. The rectum has a vaccuum and will not give up even a 10 inch vibe.
I will see if I can use my digicam to take some pix of some fun x-rays I have in my personal collection (When you go to the ER with something shoved up your ass, the x-ray will be copied 50 times and everyone who works there will get one--it is part of the fun of having the job.)

Oh, and a typical vibrator is the stupidest thing to shove--even if it is only a short distance--get one that is MADE for your ass or stick to fingers and cocks.

 

[Wizard]

I bet they (the Pt.) get charged for all 50 X - Rays too................................

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

This reminds me of that tent scene in one of the Austin Powers movies - very funny sight gag.

 

[BlondGirl]

One of my buddies was working security sup. at a hosp somewhere in L.A. and a guy came in with a LOUD vibe in his abdomen. My friend said they had to have security outside the guy's ER door because it was ssssoooooo loud you could hear it going through, not only his belly, but the door too.

Once upon a time, I would not have believed it....