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Already read it Lime and it was um.... yummy :D

Read Mine too!! LOL

Stolen Dreams (hell it's a free plug) :p
 
whos lips do i lick
north
south
and points inbetween?

*im in a mood*
 
I could be a guy.

I'd just have to forget everything I know about common sense and decency.
 
sweetnpetite said:
I could be a guy.

I'd just have to forget everything I know about common sense and decency.
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that and a strap on..

so why do i feel the need to sing the clap on.. clap off song everytime i say that?

*ponder*
 
vella_ms said:
that and a strap on..

so why do i feel the need to sing the clap on.. clap off song everytime i say that?

*ponder*
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Damn it vella, warn me next time. I got some very mean looks for bursting out laughing in the library. :p
 
and my head keeps bobbin' to that song now...

Clap on..*head bobs*
Clap off..*head bobs*

I am sure the guys are visualizing a different type of head bobbing at this point....
 
My dream car (Even though I don't drive.. I _will_ start driving after I have the money to afford this mofo car) is the Seline S7, beautiful fricken car.. only costs half a mil (U.S.)

Listening to some Black Sabbath as I post this :) I'd have to say some of my favorite 'manly' movies are the Die Hard series (previously mention, but still good), Robocop 1 & 2 (for a laugh).

Whoever mentioned Bull Durham, good movie. I also enjoy "The Natural", another good baseball movie.

I don't have a very good memory, definately not for movies.. But here are two of my favorite comedies (I consider them guy comedies, because I haven't met many women who like them)... "Blazing Sadles" and "Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail" <-- great fuckin movies

Not much of a sports watcher, but gotta say, I've really started enjoying hockey in the last year.. I don't watch it for the fights, if I wanted to watch fights, I'd watch boxing.. Same with what Belegon said about athletes, they do face grave injury (might not be death, but hey...give the sissies _some_ credit :D )

Thats about all I can think of at the moment, great thread! Nearly pissed myself laughing.
 
vella_ms said:
that and a strap on..

so why do i feel the need to sing the clap on.. clap off song everytime i say that?

*ponder*
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na, I've already got a clit, and its nothin but a modified penis. For that matter, I've even got nads!:devil:
"strap on strap off--- the penis!!":devil:
 
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Ooooooooooo ello sailors......... Ohhhh what a gay day....... Ok boysee's all off with the earings let's all get jiggy an camp..................... Oops!!!! Sorry wrong thread.....sorry...........
 
pop_54 said:
Ooooooooooo ello sailors......... Ohhhh what a gay day....... Ok boysee's all off with the earings let's all get jiggy an camp..................... Oops!!!! Sorry wrong thread.....sorry...........
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ROFLMAO

i so love ya pops, you sexy beastie
 
Twas on the good ship Venus... my God you should have seen us... The Figure-Head was a whore in bed impaled on a throbbing P.................... Fhparrrrrrrrrrt Gurrrrrrrrrrrrrp oops bollocks too much f'kin beer again.......... ello lads any fuck sluts about for a quicky........... Grruuuuurrrrrt.......
 
tolyk said:
My dream car (Even though I don't drive.. I _will_ start driving after I have the money to afford this mofo car) is the Seline S7, beautiful fricken car.. only costs half a mil (U.S.)

Listening to some Black Sabbath as I post this :) I'd have to say some of my favorite 'manly' movies are the Die Hard series (previously mention, but still good), Robocop 1 & 2 (for a laugh).

Whoever mentioned Bull Durham, good movie. I also enjoy "The Natural", another good baseball movie.

I don't have a very good memory, definately not for movies.. But here are two of my favorite comedies (I consider them guy comedies, because I haven't met many women who like them)... "Blazing Sadles" and "Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail" <-- great fuckin movies


Thats about all I can think of at the moment, great thread! Nearly pissed myself laughing.
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dream car.. candyapple red 1970 rag top mustang.. someone else can figure out the engine.

listening to silence.. killer man!

Bull Durham; an emotional man flick

as far as the monty python/mel brooks flicks.. they are my ultimate favorites.. and this is coming from a chick.. can you believe it?!
 
Virtual_Burlesque said:
Yup! This seems to be the proper place for this,

http://www.grouchyoldcripple.com/archives/~edneckForces.jpg
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VB,

You don't tell 'em the season's open. Instead you say the legal season won't open for a week but that you're in good with the local law.

Then if you really want to get 'em riled-up, say the T-ban don't like porkchops or people who do, hate country music, and are so heathern, they don't go to church on Sunday or stand during the playing of "Dixie."

IMHO, that Dale Earnhardt line might be overkill.

Rumple Foreskin :cool:
 
Rumple Foreskin said:
VB,

You don't tell 'em the season's open. Instead you say the legal season won't open for a week but that you're in good with the local law.

Then if you really want to get 'em riled-up, say the T-ban don't like porkchops or people who do, hate country music, and are so heathern, they don't go to church on Sunday or stand during the playing of "Dixie."

IMHO, that Dale Earnhardt line might be overkill.

Rumple Foreskin :cool:
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You could also add that they don't love their sister's and kin as much as good old redneck Southern boys do... that should fire them up well.:devil:
 
pop_54 said:
You could also add that they don't love their sister's and kin as much as good old redneck Southern boys do... that should fire them up well.:devil:
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Pops, been awhile...howsa 'bout sliding over and giving me a peck or two?
 
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