The Semi-Consolidated Leakage Thread again!!!

[Wat_Tyler]

Which reminds me, I'm hungry.


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[4est_4est_Gump]

I wonder if there is a bush down their...



The belly button seems to be saying no.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

No, there isn't.


I always get the rebound wenches, the ones who are protesting their recently failed relation . . .


with a cessation of grooming . . . .


You know, growing the bush back in.

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[4est_4est_Gump]

I haven't "dated" since fur was a thing...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Well, I seem to be Perpetually Single.


Some might opine that I am a kind 0f asshole. I say that they and the Casual Flings are all afraid of The Truth.


Because, truth is, I suffer bullshit and fools poorly.


And I feel the need to take my frustrations out on them sometimes.

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[4est_4est_Gump]

That's why they made you a weasel...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Something like that . . . .


And a lifetime of experience making the Tough Calls.


And the Ford that I don't drive . . . .




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[4est_4est_Gump]

We shall have to remedy that...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

So, I've considered buying that Harley I passed on a long time ago . . . .

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[4est_4est_Gump]

My personal rule is four wheels...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Two tires plus training wheels . . . .


What??!?


I've kind of decided I might like living dangerously.


Besides, this wench I'm kind of trailing after rides, and I wouldn't look so convincing as the bitch.

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[4est_4est_Gump]

To each his own.



It does decrease the odds a bit on you outliving me...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Happy Sunday!!!


Only slightly. One thing Wat has learned is how to pay attention to his surroundings.


Like, for example, yesterday, when the housemate was leaving for her Day of Protest, she heard some homeslice squeeze off a couple of rounds from somewhere up the skreet. She came and woke me up, so I said, sure, I love me some early-morning chaos - which must be why I post at Lit of a morning. Any-motherfucking-way, I was on my front porch at oh five thirty drinking a cup of coffee with my left hand and hold my '16 with the right, you know, just in case I needed to make a louder noise to upset Wurd Up.


My dinner date went nicely, but I think the poor thing is crazier than most of the women I know . . . which says quite a lot actually . . . .

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[4est_4est_Gump]

But crazy is good in bed...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Yes, this is my experience, too.


But I spend more of my in-bed time sleeping than I did when I was 30 . . . .

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[4est_4est_Gump]

I feel your lament...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I may have to take my gamey hip back to the orthopedic person.


I think I want a new one. I really wasn't feeling the other guy.


Maybe it's time for some cortisone.


That whole process makes me a bit queasy.

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[4est_4est_Gump]

Sorry to hear that...


At least I'm feeling a bit better today.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Good for you.


I'll get through this, too. It's not debilitating, just annoying with the occasional painful jab.


Pussies who fear pain wouldn't "get it."


I still have three good fast steps, so I'm silver if not golden.

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[4est_4est_Gump]

Only if he turns to scream at Linda Lou...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Well, if he's givin' three, then I've got six.


And I can see his 44 and raise him one . . . .


ACP, motherfucker!!!


I've never met a woman named Linda Lou anyway, so . . . .

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[4est_4est_Gump]

I've know many Linda's...


Some of them might have been a Lou.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Ha-ha!



Good Morning VIET-NAM!!!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Happy Monday!!! It's raining again, and the carpenters wussed out last Friday for rain, so they may not even show today. I am pretty much over these assclowns, but we have to get our work done, somehow.


I went and spent a lovely impromptu afternoon with my dear friend whom we can call Tiny Angel. It was one of our cat's nickname and I used it on her once, and she loves it. I took her out for supper and to visit some of her family and shopping and to see some friends. It was a lovely rainy Sunday afternoon. She had a good time, save for the fact she was rooting for the Steelers.


I'll be missing the St000porBowel, too.

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[4est_4est_Gump]

Wat was running through the jungle and look what he found.



Sounds like a very nice day. I just ran some errands, did some laundry and did some tasks around the house to keep the Queen happy...