The Schools Out and the BDSM cafe is fair game thread

[graceanne]

So, schools about to be out. We all know what that means - bored teenagers. I though we should lay 'bets' (not real bets, more like guesses and we'll see who was closest) on how many of the following types of threads we'll get this summer. We'll consider 'summer' to be the months of June, July, and August.

Teenage troll thread number 1: You guys are sick and should be banished from society.

Teenage troll thread number 2: My online master told me you all have to choose my punishment.

Teenage troll thread number 3: I just read this awesome book, and now I know I'm a pyl! Please, tell me what to do and be my master/mistress!

Teenage troll thread number 4: Tell me all your craziest fantasies, cause I need wank fodder.

Teenage troll thread number 5: Shaved or not?

Teenage troll thread number 6: My online master told me to punish myself by telling you all how bad I am and what a harsh/wonder master he is.

 

[graceanne]

Teenage troll thread number 1: You guys are sick and should be banished from society.

Teenage troll thread number 2: My online master told me you all have to choose my punishment.

Teenage troll thread number 3: I just read this awesome book, and now I know I'm a pyl! Please, tell me what to do and be my master/mistress!

Teenage troll thread number 4: Tell me all your craziest fantasies, cause I need wank fodder.

Teenage troll thread number 5: Shaved or not?

Teenage troll thread number 6: My online master told me to punish myself by telling you all how bad I am and what a harsh/wonder master he is.

I say 1 of number one. 3 of number two. At least 6 of number four (cause of the release of that grey book). Two of number 4, two of number 5, and three of number 6.

 

[BiBunny]

Never mind, I have my answer, LOL.

 

[graceanne]

Never mind, I have my answer, LOL.

How many of each.

 

[BiBunny]

How many of each.

Gracias.

1.) Eh, maybe one or two.

2.) Six--one every other week.

3.) Twelve--one per week. And that's the conservative estimate.

4.) Five. That seems like a nice number.

5.) Two.

6.) Six--we get these on the weeks we don't get the #2's.

 

[graceanne]

Gracias.

1.) Eh, maybe one or two.

2.) Six--one every other week.

3.) Twelve--one per week. And that's the conservative estimate.

4.) Five. That seems like a nice number.

5.) Two.

6.) Six--we get these on the weeks we don't get the #2's.

Wow. You really thought this out.

 

[Netzach]

I have no idea, but I think the "I read 50 shades" is going to outgun any 3 of the other categories put together.

 

[BiBunny]

Wow. You really thought this out.

It was either that or lose it enough to start waving my cane around and yelling at the damn kids to get off my lawn.

 

[ecstaticsub]

I would like to add a side bet...Will the bored teenager threads outnumber the bored vanilla moms who just read 50 Shades threads? I'm betting the Shade of Grey moms out number the teenagers 3.4:1

As for the questions posted:

Teenage troll thread number 1: You guys are sick and should be banished from society. -- 6

Teenage troll thread number 2: My online master told me you all have to choose my punishment. -- 12

Teenage troll thread number 3: I just read this awesome book, and now I know I'm a pyl! Please, tell me what to do and be my master/mistress!--14

Teenage troll thread number 4: Tell me all your craziest fantasies, cause I need wank fodder. -- 5

Teenage troll thread number 5: Shaved or not? -- 3

Teenage troll thread number 6: My online master told me to punish myself by telling you all how bad I am and what a harsh/wonder master he is. -- 8

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Teenage troll thread number 1: You guys are sick and should be banished from society.
2

Teenage troll thread number 2: My online master told me you all have to choose my punishment.
7 (Including the one begun just a couple days ago by babymoronwhatever.)

Teenage troll thread number 3: I just read this awesome book, and now I know I'm a pyl! Please, tell me what to do and be my master/mistress!
2

Teenage troll thread number 4: Tell me all your craziest fantasies, cause I need wank fodder.
2

Teenage troll thread number 5: Shaved or not?
0

Teenage troll thread number 6: My online master told me to punish myself by telling you all how bad I am and what a harsh/wonder master he is.
2

And I still say it's a damn good thing Laurel never got foolish enough to have the idea to make me a moderator.

 

[Loverskitten]

I would like to add a side bet...Will the bored teenager threads outnumber the bored vanilla moms who just read 50 Shades threads? I'm betting the Shade of Grey moms out number the teenagers 3.4:1

I was going to say #3 is not just teenagers but 30-40 somethings with the ever popular "how do I get my husband to dominate me when I can't say anything to him because I'm a pussy"

 

[midwestyankee]

I was going to say #3 is not just teenagers but 30-40 somethings with the ever popular "how do I get my husband to dominate me when I can't say anything to him because I'm a pussy"

Nobody ever asks, "Is our husbands dominate?"

 

[graceanne]

I would like to add a side bet...Will the bored teenager threads outnumber the bored vanilla moms who just read 50 Shades threads? I'm betting the Shade of Grey moms out number the teenagers 3.4:1

Well, they usually do, but their numbers don't go up during vacation. They're high right now, but that's cause of that stupid grey movie out right now.

 

[Loverskitten]

Shit school's almost out, no more daily masturbating either

 

[satindesire]

I think you forgot to mention teenagers who have been "raised to be slaves" from their slave mothers and who have been slaves for "generations".

 

[desertslave]

Nobody ever asks, "Is our husbands dominate?"

My inner English teacher is sobbing inconsolably over that sentence.