the really really bad pickup line thread

[neakman]

That's not a pickup line, it's a Shoebox Greetings card.

Its from an Eagles song.

 

[Blase]

Its from an Eagles song.

Ah.

Carry on, then.

 

[13Fantasies]

Are you a cigarette because you've got a hot butt.

 

[Jada59]

I like the old Mae West line.

Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

 

[Jada59]

Someone on here who shall remain nameless said...

You're flirting with me!

I replied that I was not.

He replied that I was and I was going to continue to do it.

I actually thought that was pretty funny!

 

[done_got_old]

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

 

[ashik09]

I like the old Mae West line.

Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

"Yes, it is a gun. And I've just shot my cock off ..."

 

[Jenaus]

I can see you are a nurse... but are you a wet nurse?

 

[fisherfella]

I'm out of money, so will you drive me home?

 

[done_got_old]

When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor, so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

 

[Mariachoo]

As a grammar nerd this one is a favorite:

Treat me like a semicolon, baby, and use me in all the wrong ways

 

[done_got_old]

https://www.yourtango.com/sites/default/files/styles/body_image_480/public/image_list/meme9_2.jpg?itok=gyiykIsN

 

[SoulAssasin247]

https://youtu.be/dYmYTcRoaxE

 

[fisherfella]

Excuse me maam, your tits are in my beer.

 

[jasonmason]

Excuse me, but if you’ve lost your virginity, could I have the box it came in?

 

[kurrginatorX]

Do you believe in God? Your prayers have just been answered.