The reality of happy ending massage parlours (from someone who's worked in one)

[Anker2019]

I often wondered why some men just didn't stay home and do the job themselves. They were so petrified about being found out they couldn't have enjoyed their time with us.

If they came back, it was because the thrill was greater than the fear!

 

[ByteMe13]

Maybe it’s because I have visited so many massage parlors but I never have a problem getting erect. Back in the day, the MT would get naked too so that made getting hard really easy.

 

[LIDiver]

Good point, and maybe I missed this Jenni, but did you usually massage topless or even nude?

 

[annabellebrito]

I've never had or asked for a happy ending massage but a few times the towel moved enough to expose my bottom and the hands and fingers got very close to my perineum and such. I mean I was definitely hard as I lay face down but nothing ever resulted except I was probably red in the face.

Massages are very erotic indeed.

 

[JenniZinc]

Good point, and maybe I missed this Jenni, but did you usually massage topless or even nude?

Topless was an easy extra $20, and I've never got a problem with getting my boobs out. Naked wasn't allowed by our venue (and remember everything was on camera) but again I wouldn't have had an issue. Nudity is something I embrace.

 

[JenniZinc]

If they came back, it was because the thrill was greater than the fear!

Always the case

 

[slightlysubhub]

Always the case

I absolutely love the rush I get when I drive over to the parlor. My heart starts racing,it’s just far enough on the edge of town I probably won’t be seen by someone I know but there’s always a chance. Anyone who would see me go in would know exactly why I’m there. I love it

 

[JenniZinc]

I absolutely love the rush I get when I drive over to the parlor. My heart starts racing,it’s just far enough on the edge of town I probably won’t be seen by someone I know but there’s always a chance. Anyone who would see me go in would know exactly why I’m there. I love it

I'm curious if you're married or in a relationship? The reason I ask is that most of the panic involves being outed. Generally single guys don't care if anyone knows or not

 

[slightlysubhub]

I'm curious if you're married or in a relationship? The reason I ask is that most of the panic involves being outed. Generally single guys don't care if anyone knows or not

I am married,the wife definitely doesn’t know about it. However,if she were to find out I don’t think it would be the end of the world,I can’t speak 100% for her but we’ve been together long enough and we’re both oversexed individuals that I do think she’d “forgive” me or at least understand the draw.
She already knows I’m addicted to cumming,sex ,etc and so is she essentially. I feel like she’d get erotic massages or something extramarital too if she didn’t have the social anxiety that she has.
It’s the exhibitionist in me that keeps me going.

 

[bigcockstallion]

I think I just found my new favorite thread and thread poster @JenniZinc

 

[JenniZinc]

I don’t think it would be the end of the world,I can’t speak 100% for her but we’ve been together long enough and we’re both oversexed individuals that I do think she’d “forgive” me or at least understand the draw.

So many of my clients went out of their way to tell me they thought their wives/partners would be cool if they found out ..... and they were extremely sexual and always seemed to be bi ...... what I'm getting at is it was a lot of fantasy designed to impress me. When wives find out it's generally seen as an act of betrayal, and I did see more than the odd marriage break up as a result. If you're married and you like to be massaged sensually, make sure you don't get caught

 

[JenniZinc]

I think I just found my new favorite thread and thread poster @JenniZinc

Very nice of you to say so Mister Stallion, although as a farm girl you have chosen a very difficult nickname to live up to (I have geldings but trust me I've never seen a human penis anything like them)

 

[markchamberlain]

In my bio I describe myself as being a housewife with a "past"....

Thanks so much for posting! I've been to a fair number of HJ places, and it's fascinating to hear the other side of it. LOL the part about hygiene... I definitely shower and soap really well down there before a massage. Hard to believe some people would take a dump then get a massage without a shower in between. Ewww. Anyway, glad it worked out for you.

 

[Rockymtnman]

Just went back home to visit family and I decided to hit up one of my old MT’s. She’s still practicing and still in great shape. Haven’t seen her in 10 ish years. She had been “good” meaning legit for the better part of 5 years, she claims, but we had fun and the massage part didn’t last more than 10 minutes. Guess old habits die hard. Pun intended.

 

[slightlysubhub]

So many of my clients went out of their way to tell me they thought their wives/partners would be cool if they found out ..... and they were extremely sexual and always seemed to be bi ...... what I'm getting at is it was a lot of fantasy designed to impress me. When wives find out it's generally seen as an act of betrayal, and I did see more than the odd marriage break up as a result. If you're married and you like to be massaged sensually, make sure you don't get caught

Very true,I definitely don’t think it’s fair to think that my wife would think “it’s totally cool” it’s understandable for any significant other to have a bad reaction hearing about their spouse getting a happy ending. I own up to the fact that what I’m doing is my own dirty little secret and if I was open then I would tell everyone where I was going.
I’m addicted for sure and love the thrill of the entire experience. I love sneaking off from work to get a massage. I’m very careful to keep it secret because it’s a highlight of my week.

 

[Naughtylo]

I've given lots of happy endings when I worked in a massage parlour. X

 

[Britva415]

Is there any region in which a massage parlor (or parlour) is not a happy-ending place? It seems to me regular legit providers do not work in places called massage parlors but am I ignorant?

 

[ByteMe13]

Is there any region in which a massage parlor (or parlour) is not a happy-ending place? It seems to me regular legit providers do not work in places called massage parlors but am I ignorant?

There are several legit AMPs near me. Maybe be they don’t refer to their establishments as massage parlors but they look the same on the outside.

 

[JenniZinc]

Is there any region in which a massage parlor (or parlour) is not a happy-ending place? It seems to me regular legit providers do not work in places called massage parlors but am I ignorant?

No business refers to itself as a parlour, that's just an expression used. In fact the term massage parlour usually is used to cross into full sex service as well

 

[eroticspank]

Did anyone do prostate massage at the place you worked JenniZinc? I see more places offering that these days.
ES

 

[JenniZinc]

Did anyone do prostate massage at the place you worked JenniZinc? I see more places offering that these days.
ES

No, it was never a thing at the time. My feeling is that management would not have allowed it as It crosses too many lines.

 

[goldenpalomino]

In my bio I describe myself as being a housewife with a "past". I confess I actually signed up to Literotica after Googling the topic of happy endings for women, and came across a thread that I felt didn't quite do the subject justice.

My past goes back 22 years, when I left a reputable job as a massage therapist and beautician, to join the dark side on ‘the circuit’ (parlour).

Why? Money. If you know what you’re doing and are good at what you do there's plenty to earn. If you're crap, your earnings are in line with that.

In my nine and a bit years I bought an apartment in Melbourne Australia, paid it off in full, and purchased a 20 acre farm with a minimum mortgage. So, I consider myself very good at it.

In Australia it’s not widely known that parlours are usually Asian or Russian (or some other Eastern European) owned. As an Anglo-Saxon white girl I worked on the Russian side. Despite what you may see on TV, I found the Russian bosses to be very fair and reasonable, provided I was flexible.

There’s no straight formula, but the house will usually get 50-75% of the base (what a customer pays when they first enter, and it’s always upfront). Adjusting slightly for inflation, I would earn around $38 of the $75 paid by the customer. Not much for an hour’s work. But I got to keep 100% of the tips, which would be usually $50, sometimes more, but not often.

Obviously the $50 was for the final rub & tug - masturbation. Although I was a qualified masseuse, the ending was pretty much what customers were there for. On the odd occasion where a customer didn’t want to be finished off, or was just there for an actual (God forbid) massage, I was pretty much screwed.

It could get worse. On a quiet period, the house could put a sign out the front for $25 off. Guess who funded that $25 ……. In full! So, if I got a ‘legit’ customer, I could work the full hour for nothing.

It’s usually assumed that we would up our income by offering additional services such as the obvious oral, vaginal or anal. No way - firstly because it was against house rules, and everything was filmed. Bet you didn’t know that!

Why did the house care so much? Motorcycle gangs and other protection rackets tend to leave massage parlours alone. There’s just not enough money in them. Brothels are a different story, and word travels fast. That’s why hidden cameras get installed, simply to keep the girls (and some guys) in line.

If you're reading this and getting nervous about your previous visits, don't be. I can only speak for the parlour I worked in, but in Australia recording without consent is illegal. The business isn't planning to make money by uploading your ejaculation to PornHub

So, then how did this tale of woe become lucrative? It’s simple ….. hours don’t have to be 60 minutes. As a parlour girl, it’s in your interest to dispose of a customer as fast as possible. Sperm is money, and the faster the better.

If I can dispose of a customer in 40 minutes, I’m increased my earning time by a third. Once you get the experience, 30 minutes is possible, even 20. Why would a customer pay for 60 minutes and leave in 20? Remember the purpose behind the visit. Many men sneak out of work, or are in a different city on business. They want to cum, and after it's over they'll make every excuse to get out, even apologising!

The better you get at disposals, the more walk-ins get allocated to you, and you can even negotiate a better fee with the house.

The subject everyone wants to know about, women customers.

As a straight woman I will still always prefer massaging a female body. They’re smaller and smoother. Most women who entered our doors knew we were not a totally reputable venue, but that’s not to say most were there for sexual extras. Many just liked to have a massage without their undies on, and have their breasts massaged. Licensed massage therapists will never do this.

The problem with women customers is that an hour is actually an hour, plus time for small talk, getting prepared and getting dressed again. A woman walks through the door and the masseuses scatter! Taking on a woman customer generally means earning less money.

Did women ever want happy endings? Yes, regularly. Some were lesbian or bi. Some just wanted the empowering (I'm so woke) experience of being touched by another woman …. After which they would run off and tell their friends, producing more income reducing customers.

To women reading this, I’ll frame this in a way that will make sense. If you picture a woman getting a happy ending, you probably think of me stimulating their clitoris with my fingers. Then consider this, when you masturbate do you use your fingers or a vibrator of some type?

The reality is vibrators, yet for some reason the female customer expects that a parlour girl has a magic ability to know a body well enough to produce an orgasm with her fingers. It just doesn’t happen.

Although female customers took the full hour, as I moved into my 40’s, I would get picked less and less by males. I managed to build up a solid base of regular women, but I had to lay down three solid rules.

First was to please respect my time, with an hour starting the second they entered the room and finishing with the door closing.

Second was that if they wanted ‘release’ they would need to bring their own clitoral (not penetrative) vibrator. In those days, cordless vibes didn’t work well, so they would need a smaller magic want style that could be discreet enough to fit in a handbag.

Third rule was that tips applied. I found woman to have a reluctance to paying the extra, with the view that it’s 10 minutes of massage and should be included for free.

By 2010 I had seen enough sperm, pulled apart enough labias and earned enough money to have a new lifestyle on the farm with my partner. No, he’s not a former customer and yes he does know about my previous job.

To happy ending customers, some pieces of advice.

Firstly, don’t always go for the pretty or sexy girls - I describe myself as plain and chubby, but back then I was plain and average. I would get picked last, but had a very good return of clients due to my massage technique.

Next, to males only. We always had 1-2 male masseurs who were there for guys only. Few of them were gay, but this was the only way they could make a living. If you want to be massaged by a male, just say it - nobody’s going to judge you, think you’re gay or whatever. Straight men I know have told me the best orgasms they've had was from a male. I would never have admitted this in my working days

Next, orgasm is a goal, not a right. Sometimes it doesn’t work, male or female. It’s not our fault, we try our best. Think very carefully before causing a vocal scene, it may not be in your interest.

Lastly, wipe your butts. Believe it or not females are the worst offenders, but if you’re having a massage, jump into the toilet, grab some paper and wipe your bottom. Remember, I can see absolutely everything!

Hopefully I haven’t inspired a wave of massage aspirants. It’s well paying but not something I would recommend to my daughter (if I had one)

Thank you for your insight.

I love hearing about the underworld of our existence and hearing stories. I appreciate your good writing on an interesting subject.

 

[JenniZinc]

Thank you for your insight.

I love hearing about the underworld of our existence and hearing stories. I appreciate your good writing on an interesting subject.

Thanks for that, I have some follow ups on a separate thread to come

 

[RoanMtn]

I don't need a happy ending when I get a massage, but I do like to be naked because I find the draping too constrictive. Unfortunately, I can't find any massage therapists that give nude massages.

 

[JenniZinc]

I don't need a happy ending when I get a massage, but I do like to be naked because I find the draping too constrictive. Unfortunately, I can't find any massage therapists that give nude massages.

Okay, here's an opinion for you. If you are wanting a regular female therapist to give you a massage while you are nude that's entirely possible, but you will be required to be draped - which kind of defeats the purpose. If you are open minded enough, male therapists will generally be happy to massage you naked, and undraped. If you're afraid of being hit on, don't be. Although most male therapists are gay they are extraordinarily good at keeping boundaries. I receive semi-regular massages from a gay guy in our area, and he has the ability to perform a non sexual massage that leaves me horny as hell (if that makes sense).