THey are pretty easy to find in the states in any major metropolitan area or along most interstatesThere are a couple of states in Australia where massage centres not licensed as brothels are illegal, but the trade still flourishes. I would be very surprised if it was difficult to get a happy ending massage in any state of the USA - you just have to look in the right places
Interesting variations and preferences. I am boring I prefer the classic position where the lady sits next to me and masturbates me to finish. In other words if it ain't a massage table but a bed I much prefer her lying next to me or sitting up against the bed head. Its more intimate I feel but I understand that you prefer not that way to avoid kissing and so forth.A topic I rarely get asked about but fascinates me is how some men like to be finished off.
In 99% of cases, it's the standard lie on back, and cum on their stomach. This is the simplest and most effective, and quite easy to clean. A good masseuse will always try to point an ejaculation at the client's belly button, as this will usually retain enough sperm to clean up in one wipe.
Other methods ........
1. Client on all fours, penis pointing downward - the 'milking position isn't a bad one for me to perform, but it's only good if a client ejaculates quickly. As their body is raised on the massage bench, it means they are a lot higher and can be exhausting.
2. Client on all fours, penis pointing backwards - this only works for clients with a long penis, and definitely they must have a decent erection - otherwise it's difficult to manage a strong hand action. Sperm inevitably ends up on the floor, which is annoying to clean up
3. Client standing up - I would insist on standing behind the client, to avoid kissing (and other intimate) carry on, but mostly an easy action for me to perform.
4. Client sitting down - Again, I would always approach this from the back, although with some clients it would be too far to reach. From the front I would often wear the result of the mess in places I'd rather not have to!
5. Client wearing panties - Although some clients liked to be rubbed (rather than stroked) in their regular underwear, women's panties were more common. This was fine if a client had gone and purchased their own size 16 to 18 panties, but 'borrowing' from their partner made it ridiculous. In most cases penises either were smothered or would fall out.
6. Client almost upside down - not as uncommon as you may think, the idea where a client positions their legs high up a wall (meaning massage bench had to be moved) so that their penis would literally point down to their face. And yes, the end result was his face full of sperm, although the goal was usually his mouth.
There are probably some others that will come to mind, but the above may give you some ideas for something different to ask for.
One thing ..... please ...... you may think it's cool, funny or whatever to fire your sperm onto your masseuse, but from someone who's been hit in the eyes, up my nose, in my mouth, ears, hair, chest etc. it's really not pleasant!
Wow!
If a client isn't going to cum in the traditional way, it can be time consuming and frustrating for both sides. In nearly every occasion I find that 'talking around' can work very quickly. By this I mean asking a question such as 'are you thinking of someone when I do this?' ....... nearly always they will answer yes. The client doesn't usually need to disclose who they are thinking about, but once it locks into their brain the reaction is normally quick. Who are they thinking of? Close family members are a big one, and by this I mean either sisters, cousins or wife's sister or even mother. Same sex is another common one. If the conversation involves minors I close it down immediately, but this has only happened on two occasions. Everything else is on the table (so to speak
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That's where talking dirty helps unless the masseuse you are attractive to..Never would have thought of that. But I guess in reality, orgasm is mostly in the head (upper head! lol). Now that you mention it, my partner is stating to talk to me and get my mind wandering during hand jobs. Hmmmm...
The family thing is a surprise. And, minors, yeah I could see shutting that down NOW!
You should write a "How To" thread on hand jobs. Even the talking/mental side of things. There's probably more than a few of us who would read and share that!
Ha ha, maybe even a tv seriesNever would have thought of that. But I guess in reality, orgasm is mostly in the head (upper head! lol). Now that you mention it, my partner is stating to talk to me and get my mind wandering during hand jobs. Hmmmm...
The family thing is a surprise. And, minors, yeah I could see shutting that down NOW!
You should write a "How To" thread on hand jobs. Even the talking/mental side of things. There's probably more than a few of us who would read and share that!
Honestly, handjobs are easy, but the dirty talk trick has been the best weapon over the years, providing the recipient is willing to divulge real fantasies and not just pretend ones. RE the family thing, I should point out the majority of 'sister' or 'mother' fantasies are the client's partner's sister or mother, not necessarily their own
Tell that to my partner! lol.
) about BO and deodorant. Said only had one client 25+ years where the BO was memorable. Was wondering because I normally prefer not to wear deodorant. (But do for an appointment, and DO shower first. Is this sort of stuff just a non-issue and part of the job?
Thanks for the compliments
Very rarely have I not been able to make a guy ejaculate, and when it did happen it was more to do with alcohol beforehand. If someone isn't able to finish the worst thing a masseuse can do is mention it, it's far better to just keep going and ending the massage without comment.Tell that to my partner! lol.
Are there guys who show up, for what ever reason, who aren't comfortable enough to cum? (Honestly, not sure how I'd react in that situation myself). What happens in cases where the guy just can't finish? Any you just refused to deal with? (Body Odor, or personality, or intoxication, etc.)
I asked my massage therapist (no shenanigans, deep tissue, for muscle issues only
I never thought to wear panties to a massage but it sounds pretty hot.A topic I rarely get asked about but fascinates me is how some men like to be finished off.
In 99% of cases, it's the standard lie on back, and cum on their stomach. This is the simplest and most effective, and quite easy to clean. A good masseuse will always try to point an ejaculation at the client's belly button, as this will usually retain enough sperm to clean up in one wipe.
Other methods ........
1. Client on all fours, penis pointing downward - the 'milking position isn't a bad one for me to perform, but it's only good if a client ejaculates quickly. As their body is raised on the massage bench, it means they are a lot higher and can be exhausting.
2. Client on all fours, penis pointing backwards - this only works for clients with a long penis, and definitely they must have a decent erection - otherwise it's difficult to manage a strong hand action. Sperm inevitably ends up on the floor, which is annoying to clean up
3. Client standing up - I would insist on standing behind the client, to avoid kissing (and other intimate) carry on, but mostly an easy action for me to perform.
4. Client sitting down - Again, I would always approach this from the back, although with some clients it would be too far to reach. From the front I would often wear the result of the mess in places I'd rather not have to!
5. Client wearing panties - Although some clients liked to be rubbed (rather than stroked) in their regular underwear, women's panties were more common. This was fine if a client had gone and purchased their own size 16 to 18 panties, but 'borrowing' from their partner made it ridiculous. In most cases penises either were smothered or would fall out.
6. Client almost upside down - not as uncommon as you may think, the idea where a client positions their legs high up a wall (meaning massage bench had to be moved) so that their penis would literally point down to their face. And yes, the end result was his face full of sperm, although the goal was usually his mouth.
There are probably some others that will come to mind, but the above may give you some ideas for something different to ask for.
One thing ..... please ...... you may think it's cool, funny or whatever to fire your sperm onto your masseuse, but from someone who's been hit in the eyes, up my nose, in my mouth, ears, hair, chest etc. it's really not pleasant!
It's funny, when I started I used to panic about erections, as it seemed this was the absolute goal. And yes, every stiff penis seemed like an achievement. Which also meant a lot of disappointment as erections and massage parlours are a strange mix. In my latter years, I didn't care whether my client was erect or not, as it didn't matter. I can administer a perfectly good handjob to a penis that is stiff, semi-stiff or soft, it's the ejaculation that matters. I would say that less than 25% of my clients were fully erect by the closing stages.
I interesting observations thank youIt's funny, when I started I used to panic about erections, as it seemed this was the absolute goal. And yes, every stiff penis seemed like an achievement. Which also meant a lot of disappointment as erections and massage parlours are a strange mix. In my latter years, I didn't care whether my client was erect or not, as it didn't matter. I can administer a perfectly good handjob to a penis that is stiff, semi-stiff or soft, it's the ejaculation that matters. I would say that less than 25% of my clients were fully erect by the closing stages.
Why? The massage parlour environment is a tough one. We have to be central as a lot of the trade is passing. This means a lot of men feel under pressure - the thought of being seen by someone who knows them, or the feeling that a phone call will come in during that hour while their phone is silent (it's amazing how many clients look at their phone before getting dressed). They worry that the oil used may have a scent (it doesn't) or that they may have some dry sperm in their underpants.
All this leads to anxiety, and when someone's anxious, you know what happens downstairs
Thanks, you make some great points. Interestingly, when I was getting massages from a lady who became a friend, I saw her for several years regularly for massage, but I never got erect. We even talked about sex a lot and she asked me once why I didn't get erect. I did not have an answer, but now maybe I do. It was the scene and the environment.It's funny, when I started I used to panic about erections, as it seemed this was the absolute goal. And yes, every stiff penis seemed like an achievement. Which also meant a lot of disappointment as erections and massage parlours are a strange mix. In my latter years, I didn't care whether my client was erect or not, as it didn't matter. I can administer a perfectly good handjob to a penis that is stiff, semi-stiff or soft, it's the ejaculation that matters. I would say that less than 25% of my clients were fully erect by the closing stages.
Why? The massage parlour environment is a tough one. We have to be central as a lot of the trade is passing. This means a lot of men feel under pressure - the thought of being seen by someone who knows them, or the feeling that a phone call will come in during that hour while their phone is silent (it's amazing how many clients look at their phone before getting dressed). They worry that the oil used may have a scent (it doesn't) or that they may have some dry sperm in their underpants.
All this leads to anxiety, and when someone's anxious, you know what happens downstairs
I don't have problems getting an erection as I often find myself thinking about women I fancy performing the duty and fantasies about being watched, so I am not sure concerned about being seen or recognised etc.
I often wondered why some men just didn't stay home and do the job themselves. They were so petrified about being found out they couldn't have enjoyed their time with us.
They do but I suppose its nice to have someone perform hj if they are single or in a no sexual contact relationship. I for one enjoy being close to someone different every now and then.
Having received many handjobs, the women that got my repeat business were the ones who'd mastered the dirty talk.Ha ha, maybe even a tv series
If they came back, it was because the thrill was greater than the fear!
