The PG Vending Machine

[lance gt]

and found a diamond inside

IPI a dozen red roses

 

[gadgetman]

and they left the thorns on!!!!

IPI a box of chocolates

 

[EnglishEm]

and they left the thorns on!!!!

IPI a box of chocolates

And now I need to diet...

IPI A grey hair...

 

[Sensualdreamer]

And now I need to diet...

IPI A grey hair...

and discovered hair colour

IPI an ink cartridge

 

[gadgetman]

and $50 later...

IPI a toaster

 

[Husker1987]

and $50 later...

IPI a toaster

and got a free checking account....

IPI a blank check

 

[gadgetman]

and that damn thing bounced INSF!!!!

IPI a $100 bill

 

[EnglishEm]

and that damn thing bounced INSF!!!!

IPI a $100 bill

And I got my dick sucked lol!

IPI Herpes...

 

[Corbal]

And I got my dick sucked lol!

IPI Herpes...

I got a prescription for penicillin

I put in rubber gloves.......

 

[de-valmont]

I got a prescription for penicillin

I put in rubber gloves.......

And got given a ton of washing up!

I put in a panda.

 

[Gyps33boi]

I got a prescription for penicillin

I put in rubber gloves.......

And got a few "examinations."

I put in a birthday card......

 

[Corbal]

And got a few "examinations."

I put in a birthday card......

And got a big fucking birthday hug from Me! C'mere baby!

I put in more birthday love for GB.......

 

[Gyps33boi]

And got a big fucking birthday hug from Me! C'mere baby!

I put in more birthday love for GB.......

And got an exclusive invitation to the birthday party

I put in a case of beer....

 

[Corbal]

And got an exclusive invitation to the birthday party

I put in a case of beer....

Got a smashed Corbal!

I put in my t-shirt......

 

[Gyps33boi]

Got a smashed Corbal!

I put in my t-shirt......

And get a tiny wife-beater back.

I put in my pants...

 

[Corbal]

And get a tiny wife-beater back.

I put in my pants...

And got Corbal's pants in return!

I put in my socks.........

 

[Gyps33boi]

And got Corbal's pants in return!

I put in my socks.........

And get Gypsi's shirt!

I put in my boxers....

 

[Corbal]

And get Gypsi's shirt!

I put in my boxers....

And got Corbal's ponytail holder......

I put in my bra.....

 

[Gyps33boi]

And got Corbal's ponytail holder......

I put in my bra.....

And get... A roomkey?

I put in my smartass grin...

 

[Corbal]

And get... A roomkey?

I put in my smartass grin...

And got a smug ass look!

I put in my the roses you bought me.......

 

[Gyps33boi]

And got a smug ass look!

I put in my the roses you bought me.......

And got a candlelight dinner!

I put in an exotic beauty in a killer dress...

 

[Corbal]

And got a candlelight dinner!

I put in an exotic beauty in a killer dress...

And got someone that looks nothing like me.

I put in a solid black outfit........

 

[Gyps33boi]

And got someone that looks nothing like me.

I put in a solid black outfit........

And get a similar one in return.

I put in a set of molded vampire canines...

 

[Corbal]

And get a similar one in return.

I put in a set of molded vampire canines...

A wicked grin and timid eyes..........

I put in a Southern Vampire Mysteries book......

 

[Gyps33boi]

A wicked grin and timid eyes..........

I put in a Southern Vampire Mysteries book......

And get a sexy dark figure showing up at her door.

I put in a box of mike n ikes...