The PG Vending Machine

[lance gt]

In this game, you put whatever you want into it and the person below describes what they got out of it, from what you put in and then say what they are putting in. Imaginations at work here, lol

eg: I put in a kiss

answer: And all I got was a Cold Sore

I put in....

I'll start off

I put in a big stick

 

[Sicilian24]

In this game, you put whatever you want into it and the person below describes what they got out of it, from what you put in and then say what they are putting in. Imaginations at work here, lol

eg: I put in a kiss

answer: And all I got was a Cold Sore

I put in....

I'll start off

I put in a big stick

and all I got was shredded mulch

I put in a finger...

 

[SoCalSmooth]

In this game, you put whatever you want into it and the person below describes what they got out of it, from what you put in and then say what they are putting in. Imaginations at work here, lol

eg: I put in a kiss

answer: And all I got was a Cold Sore

I put in....

I'll start off

I put in a big stick

A A I G was a big ass splinter.

I put in a $20 bill.

 

[lance gt]

A A I G was a big ass splinter.

I put in a $20 bill.

and all I got was worthless paper

I put in a fried chicken dinner

 

[SoCalSmooth]

and all I got was worthless paper

I put in a fried chicken dinner

I got nuttin for this one ya crazy Scotsman!

 

[lance gt]

I got nuttin for this one ya crazy Scotsman!

And all you got was a skinny chick, or something like that.lol

 

[SoCalSmooth]

And all you got was a skinny chick, or something like that.lol

Ohhh gotcha, still waking up here, thats what happens when I miss my run

 

[lance gt]

Start again

I put in a buzzing vibrator

 

[Sensualdreamer]

Start again

I put in a buzzing vibrator

And I got an incredible orgasm

I put in a popsicle stick

 

[lance gt]

And I got an incredible orgasm

I put in a popsicle stick

And all I got were used toothpicks

I put in a brass monkey

 

[LustfulOne50]

And I got an incredible orgasm

I put in a popsicle stick

And I got a awesome licking

b. I put in a handcuff

 

[Sensualdreamer]

And I got a awesome licking

b. I put in a handcuff

and I got bent into a weird position!

I put in a lump of sugar

 

[lance gt]

And all that happened was a night of frustration

I put in a diamond ring

 

[LustfulOne50]

and I got bent into a weird position!

I put in a lump of sugar

And played tongue soccer with her till it melted and we heated up.


b. I put Ben Wai's in

 

[lance gt]

And played tongue soccer with her till it melted and we heated up.


b. I put Ben Wai's in

And I walked funny for a week!

I put in a bunch of nuts and bolts

 

[LustfulOne50]

And I walked funny for a week!

I put in a bunch of nuts and bolts

And came up with a new fashioned dildo.

b. I put in a Tantra Manuel

 

[lance gt]

And came up with a new fashioned dildo.

b. I put in a Tantra Manuel

And hummed the whole time I got laid

I put in a flying fuck

 

[SoCalSmooth]

And hummed the whole time I got laid

I put in a flying fuck

And got an air hostess

I put in a pair of old glasses

 

[lance gt]

And got an air hostess

I put in a pair of old glasses

and she looked better immediately

I put in a bottle of hot sauce

 

[thinking_theo]

and got out a caribbean dish.

i put in a 50 cent piece.

 

[lance gt]

and got a two-bit whore

I put in a hair brush

 

[Corbal]

and got a two-bit whore

I put in a hair brush

.....and got a bald headed broad.

I put in a credit card.......

 

[SoCalSmooth]

.....and got a bald headed broad.

I put in a credit card.......

And got a credit card declined message

I put in a picture of me

 

[Corbal]

And got a credit card declined message

I put in a picture of me

And got a laughing clown.......!

I put in a pair of flip-flops......

 

[lance gt]

.....and got a bald headed broad.

I put in a credit card.......

and I got fucked now and pay for it later

I put in a bunch of bananas