The PG Vending Machine

[newbiebabe]

And it was still a half a cheese sandwich when it came out. Fed some geese with it. Things eat anything.

IPI a 12 volt battery

and I got the shock of my life!

IPI a boardgame...

 

[EnglishEm]

And it was still a half a cheese sandwich when it came out. Fed some geese with it. Things eat anything.

IPI a 12 volt battery

And I used it to power my vibrator lol!

IPI: A good idea...

 

[lance gt]

and I got the shock of my life!

IPI a boardgame...

and I got twisted into a pretzel

IPI a licence plate

 

[newbiebabe]

and I got twisted into a pretzel

IPI a licence plate

and found myself married to a ex-con.

IPI a pencil

 

[lance gt]

and I written off

IPI a silk nightie

 

[newbiebabe]

and I written off

IPI a silk nightie

and I got out some silk ties....

IPI a tennis shoe

 

[lance gt]

and I got out some silk ties....

IPI a tennis shoe

and there was still Zero-Love

IPI an overcoat

 

[bazatheman]

and out came a flasher

i put in a strawberry

 

[newbiebabe]

and there was still Zero-Love

IPI an overcoat

and I got flashed...

IPI a diamond earring

 

[akaSol]

and I got flashed...

IPI a diamond earring

IGB an opal necklace.
IPI 'half pound of lard

>Sol

 

[85Ironman]

and I got flashed...

IPI a diamond earring

and I got a lighter wallet

IPI season tix to the Lakers

 

[lance gt]

IGB an opal necklace.
IPI 'half pound of lard

>Sol

And got a Fat Brit chick

IPI an apple pie

 

[lance gt]

And got a Fat Brit chick

IPI an apple pie

And everything smelled like home

IPI a Pogo stick

 

[thinking_theo]

a bounce


IPI a energizer bunny.

 

[lance gt]

a bounce


IPI a energizer bunny.

And she smiled all night long

IPI a juicy peach

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

And she smiled all night long

IPI a juicy peach

and i got peach pie


I put in a watermelon

 

[LustfulOne50]

and i got peach pie


I put in a watermelon

An I got...Damn!!!!!! I'm pregnant...Ghhhssss WTF


I put in Carrots

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

An I got...Damn!!!!!! I'm pregnant...Ghhhssss WTF


I put in Carrots

and I got a rabbit



IPI a jar of peanut butter

 

[lance gt]

and I got a rabbit



IPI a jar of peanut butter

And Jimmy Carter stuck his hand out and shook mine.

IPI a bag of Jelly Belly jelly beans

 

[gadgetman]

And i saw Ronnie Reagen's ghost

I put in an Ipad?

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

And Jimmy Carter stuck his hand out and shook mine.

IPI a bag of Jelly Belly jelly beans

and I got a smoothie


IPI a bottle of beer

 

[lance gt]

And i saw Ronnie Reagen's ghost

I put in an Ipad?

and took it back to my pad

IPI a Greek statue

 

[gadgetman]

and took it back to my pad

IPI a Greek statue

well you know what they say about those greeks

and i put in a ream of paper

 

[lance gt]

and I got a smoothie


IPI a bottle of beer

and it sprayed all over me when I opened it. That was mean shaking it before you put it in, lmao

IPI a bowl of porridge

 

[gadgetman]

damn three bears broke all my beds!!!


IPI a lump of coal