The PG Vending Machine

[SoCalSmooth]

And got a laughing clown.......!

I put in a pair of flip-flops......

had to lob up a soft one, expected it'd get hit a little harder than that

And got sand all over my carpet

I put in a vending machine

 

[Corbal]

had to lob up a soft one, expected it'd get hit a little harder than that

And got sand all over my carpet

I put in a vending machine

And got a Costco.....

I put in a hat.....

 

[SoCalSmooth]

And got a Costco.....

I put in a hat.....

And got lice

I put in a bratwurst

 

[lance gt]

And got lice

I put in a bratwurst

and got the worst brat a parent could have

I put in a slogan

 

[SoCalSmooth]

and got the worst brat a parent could have

I put in a slogan

and got a pair of Nike's

I put in a big bad wolf

 

[lance gt]

and got a pair of Nike's

I put in a big bad wolf

and got Kuvi, ty

I put in a PB&J sandwich

 

[Sensualdreamer]

and got Kuvi, ty

I put in a PB&J sandwich

And I got gooey stuff on my fingers *giggling*

I put in a piece of angel hair pasta

 

[lance gt]

And I got gooey stuff on my fingers *giggling*

I put in a piece of angel hair pasta

and an Angel appeared before my eyes

I put in a soccer ball

 

[SoCalSmooth]

and an Angel appeared before my eyes

I put in a soccer ball

and got a naked Brandy Chastain holding Mia Hamm

I stuck my dick in!

 

[lance gt]

and got a naked Brandy Chastain holding Mia Hamm

I stuck my dick in!

and I had to kick the machine repeatedly until it spit out a slug

I put in a screwdriver

 

[Sensualdreamer]

and I had to kick the machine repeatedly until it spit out a slug

I put in a screwdriver

and got my screws tightened (lmfao)

I put in a hammer

 

[lance gt]

and got my screws tightened (lmfao)

I put in a hammer

and got nailed that night by a sweet woman

I put in a jock strap

 

[Mrtenant]

and got my screws tightened (lmfao)

I put in a hammer

And got pounded? Huh?

I put in a fresh hot off the grill piece of steak

 

[lance gt]

And got pounded? Huh?

I put in a fresh hot off the grill piece of steak

and gave my girl some prime Tube Steak.

I put in twins

 

[lance gt]

And got split ends

I put in La Perla panties

 

[bellaitalliana]

And got split ends

I put in La Perla panties

and got a strip tease.

I put in potato chip

 

[Kuvi_Wildwolf]

and got a strip tease.

I put in potato chip

and got a spud.

I put in a race horse

 

[lance gt]

and got a spud.

I put in a race horse

and got a bottle of glue

I put in a wet sponge

 

[akaSol]

and got a bottle of glue

I put in a wet sponge

IGB a naked woman coved in foam.

IPI the shirt from my back ..

>sol

 

[EnglishEm]

IGB a naked woman coved in foam.

IPI the shirt from my back ..

>sol

IGB: A rag to clean the windows...

IPI: A large, squigy chocolate cake...

 

[newbiebabe]

IGB: A rag to clean the windows...

IPI: A large, squigy chocolate cake...

and got a bellyache.

IPI a tube of lipstick.

 

[lance gt]

and got a bellyache.

IPI a tube of lipstick.

And had the sweetest lips kiss me

IPI a can of tuna

 

[newbiebabe]

And had the sweetest lips kiss me

IPI a can of tuna

and got a PETA organizer

IPI a cell phone

 

[EnglishEm]

and got a PETA organizer

IPI a cell phone

And I ran out of credit...

IPI: Half a cheese sandwich...

 

[lance gt]

And I ran out of credit...

IPI: Half a cheese sandwich...

And it was still a half a cheese sandwich when it came out. Fed some geese with it. Things eat anything.

IPI a 12 volt battery