The Perfect Man

[TurnerBackwards]

*** Putting knots in all these damn cherry stems!***

How many of these things do I have to do?

 

[SirGalahad67]

atleast for me, anyway:

Would have to make coffee in the morning, preferably a 120 degree, caramel, double shot, tall, latte. Yumm... and I think that's my only requirement!

Dear Myst, yep. I think that's the secret to a successful relationship. I have made Willfulbrat's coffee every morning before leaving for work for the last 11 years. During that time the few times I've missed or forgot I received a phone call tearfully asking if the romance was gone.(Plunging me into an abyss of guilt, as well it should have).
My advice, find that someone who will make your coffee for you just how you like it daily, and the rest will work itself out. Truly.
Hugs,

 

[SirGalahad67]

*** Putting knots in all these damn cherry stems!***

How many of these things do I have to do?

But in addition to being able to make coffee, I think this talent would help make the romance last too, come to think of it.

 

[Jade]

*** Putting knots in all these damn cherry stems!***

How many of these things do I have to do?

MMMMMMMM... where ARE these men hiding!!

 

[Handy-Andy]

With chopstick's in hand....

MMMMMMMM... where ARE these men hiding!!

I'm not hiding just woke up . Good morning Jade

 

[Jade]

Now I'm excited...

 

[Problem Child]

I can do it with paperclips

 

[Handy-Andy]

A little or a lot excited ?

 

[Guest]

Re: NO such thing is the perfect man!!!!

He is gay,,, that is the perfect man

I am not gay!

Just because my real name is a girls not does not mean I am gay.(yes I do get female products in the mail)

Not that there is any thing wrong with being gay. I have friends that are gay and we hang out together. It's just not my lifestyle.

Now as for doing things;

Cooking-I can create magical meals for the right person.
Laundry-Wash, dry, fold, hang, put in draws.
House clean-I even do windows
Auto Mechanic-I can't afford to have someone else work on
them.
Paint/Drawing-I can be somewhat creative.
Photography-ditto
Making love-There is this thing I can do with my tounge
that seem to drive some women crazy.
Anything else, you will have to ask for specifics.

 

[Cheri]

I can do it with paperclips

Doesn't that hurt your tongue?

 

[Nobody Special]

Re: NO such thing is the perfect man!!!!

He is gay,,, that is the perfect man

I am not Gay...

after all Nobody's Perfect

E

 

[Problem Child]

I can do it with paperclips

Doesn't that hurt your tongue?

No. It's a zen thing...

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

Yup!!!!!!!

I would have to say honey that you would be my perfect man!!! BUt could you please give me back my undies??? I need them just for work or to model for you ...HOw can I model them if you keep on steeling them??



THE WIFE

 

[Jade]

Problem Child: What exactly are you doing with those paper clips?

Handy: Extremely

 

[Problem Child]

Problem Child: What exactly are you doing with those paper clips?

Tying them in knots with my tongue.

So far my square knot and my bowline are excellent. I still need to work on the sheetbend and surgeon's knot.

After that, I will attempt the Mother of all knots- the trucker's hitch.

 

[*bratcat*]

Re: Yup!!!!!!!

 

[Jade]

So um... that could imply that perhaps you have a um "strong" tongue... ? *eyebrow raise*

 

[Problem Child]

Uh, I guess so...

So um... that could imply that perhaps you have a um "strong" tongue... ? *eyebrow raise*

I never really thought about what else it would be good for though, besides the paperclip thing, and licking stamps...

 

[Jade]

I might have a few ideas

 

[Problem Child]

care to share?

you can click the little mail symbol right below...

 

[Jade]

I'd rather show you in person

 

[Problem Child]

*sigh*

God, I hate to travel- but one must make sacrifices for the sweeter things in life...

 

[TN_Vixen]

LOL

I can do it with paperclips

Pc, that was hilarious!

 

[Jade]

Re: *sigh*

God, I hate to travel- but one must make sacrifices for the sweeter things in life...

*blush*


Yep... if you only knew just how sweet...

 

[Handy-Andy]

*Rushing Back in*

Handy: Extremely

Damn nearly missed that .

So Jade , where would you like me to start with my pierced tongue , On your feet making my way up your legs , paying particular attention to your thigh's or from the nape of your neck down your spine or any other idea's .