The Penis Parables

[intothewoods]

I don't want you ment to feel left out. Tell us all about your penis. Since society so often frowns upon true expressions of masculinity, cock talk just ain't what it used to be. So let's rectify that here in this thread. Tell us all about your cock. Don't be shy! This is a safe space for you and your hand's best friend.

 

[graceanne]

I don't want you ment to feel left out. Tell us all about your penis. Since society so often frowns upon true expressions of masculinity, cock talk just ain't what it used to be. So let's rectify that here in this thread. Tell us all about your cock. Don't be shy! This is a safe space for you and your hand's best friend.

LOL Great minds, and all that. I was thinking we should start a thread about penises.

 

[intothewoods]

LOL Great minds, and all that. I was thinking we should start a thread about penises.

It's only fair!

 

[midwestyankee]

It gets the job done.


What's next?

 

[graceanne]

It's only fair!

Yep. *nods*

We're so selfless that way.

It gets the job done.


What's next?

Well there's quite a discussion about what we call ours.

 

[midwestyankee]

Well there's quite a discussion about what we call ours.

I've noticed.

 

[graceanne]

I've noticed.

Well you wouldn't want to be different would you?

 

[Netzach]

It's an industry.

 

[midwestyankee]

Well you wouldn't want to be different would you?

Yes, I probably would.

 

[graceanne]

Yes, I probably would.

spoil sport

 

[subish2009]

It gets the job done.

What's next?

<snip>
Well there's quite a discussion about what we call ours.

I've noticed.

Well you wouldn't want to be different would you?

Yes, I probably would.

spoil sport

For some reason, I am LMAO at you two! Something about this is so damn...cute! Gracie, are you pouting right now? I can almost feel it.

 

[graceanne]

For some reason, I am LMAO at you two! Something about this is so damn...cute! Gracie, are you pouting right now? I can almost feel it.

Moi? Pout? I never!

 

[subish2009]

Moi? Pout? I never!

Then, you have more maturity than I. I'm generally proud of myself if I refrain from stomping my foot.

 

[graceanne]

Then, you have more maturity than I. I'm generally proud of myself if I refrain from stomping my foot.

Stomp my foot? I would never do that.

I never lie, either.

Oh, and while we're at it I'm tall, skinny, and blonde.

 

[big27]

I don't want you ment to feel left out. Tell us all about your penis. Since society so often frowns upon true expressions of masculinity, cock talk just ain't what it used to be. So let's rectify that here in this thread. Tell us all about your cock. Don't be shy! This is a safe space for you and your hand's best friend.

ooh so inquisitive woman wanting to know wat we do with our cocks

 

[JMohegan]

I don't want you ment to feel left out. Tell us all about your penis. Since society so often frowns upon true expressions of masculinity, cock talk just ain't what it used to be. So let's rectify that here in this thread. Tell us all about your cock. Don't be shy! This is a safe space for you and your hand's best friend.

Well now, aren't you feeling thoughtful these days!

Boys have penises; men have cocks. I'm surprised an old married woman such as yourself didn't know that. Sheesh.

I could type a thousand words..... or just post this. What more could one possibly say?

 

[rosco rathbone]

It's all here:

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=177804

 

[WriterDom]

I don't want you ment to feel left out. Tell us all about your penis. Since society so often frowns upon true expressions of masculinity, cock talk just ain't what it used to be. So let's rectify that here in this thread. Tell us all about your cock. Don't be shy! This is a safe space for you and your hand's best friend.

I thought we already had a talking penis as our spokesperson.

 

[LilyBart]

This is a GREAT thread topic, ITW!

MWY, JM, RR and WD - please go first.

I personally prefer pictures to accompany any dialogue that you might "invent" regarding your penises/cocks. And I do not refer to the 12" pictures, "if you know what I mean.*"


*With all due credit, in case of trademark, to Jerry Seinfeld.

 

[DeepGreenEyes]

I just had a couple of beers with my cock.

He confided that he really doesn't care whether it's a vagina, cunt, snatch, twat, honeypot, beaver, slit, pussy, poosie, fuckhole, box, cha cha, axe wound, bearded clam, baby zipper or spasm chasm.

 

[YourCaptor]

Considering how interested all you pussies are, you'd think there would be more love in the world.

I find it funny, the most extreme contrasts between dicks and power come from women. Honestly, from this angle, it really doesn't look all that fantastic, I probably would have never thought of it in that way if it wasn't for all the bitches putting it on a pedestal .

 

[MasterPhoenix]

My cock likes to go spelunking in dark damp caverns. His favourite are ones where he can barely fit.

 

[where]

It's all here:

http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=177804

hah! but some of us gals also post in there!

I'm curious about the shaved balls thing.

 

[Lizzie_Borden]

I'm curious about the shaved balls thing.

What about em makes you curious?

 

[JMohegan]

This is a GREAT thread topic, ITW!

MWY, JM, RR and WD - please go first.

I personally prefer pictures to accompany any dialogue that you might "invent" regarding your penises/cocks. And I do not refer to the 12" pictures, "if you know what I mean.*"


*With all due credit, in case of trademark, to Jerry Seinfeld.

An LB sighting!

How the heck have you been?