The Opposite

We would hate to gather as a group and go out for drinks, laughter, dancing of any kind, even bowling when we could just as well go to bed early and get to work early to spit shine the bosses boots....yeah, thats what I wanna do!!

Yeah fuck that fun stuff. Fun is a buzzword!
 
I'm really unhappy to still be in bed and have been brought breakfast, seriously my life sucks
 
I didnt just go look at that horrendous profile pic and It isnt at all sexy, It didnt make me think about slowly taking it off of you at all---:rolleyes:;):rose::rose:
 
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One of these I will actually find a man who enjoys the curves that form from big boobs, small waist, big hips. Until that day I shall hold tight to my virginity. It's not like I ever feel any kind of aching need anyway - far happier contemplating my next jigsaw than your hands on my body
 
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One of these I will actually find a man who enjoys the curves that form from big boobs, small waist, big hips. Until that day I shall hold tight to my virginity. It's not like I ever feel any kind of aching need anyway - far happier contemplating my next jigsaw than your hands on my body

My manhood never gets steel hard from thinking about those big boobs, skinny waist and perfect hips---I would rather watch you do jig saw puzzles than slowly seduce you--:rolleyes:;):rose:
 
Don't think for a moment us upstanding gentleman can be corrupted by your bountiful breasts, won't happen.

Corrupting men with my body has never crossed my mind - and I don't apologise for editing my post to work with opposites

My manhood never gets steel hard from thinking about those big boobs, skinny waist and perfect hips---I would rather watch you do jig saw puzzles than slowly seduce you--:rolleyes:;):rose:


Now we both know that your manhood has never been anywhere near steel-hard and I will thank you to keep your tiny hands away from my scaly skin. That gasp you heard was simply the onset of an asthma attack.
 
Corrupting men with my body has never crossed my mind - and I don't apologise for editing my post to work with opposites




Now we both know that your manhood has never been anywhere near steel-hard and I will thank you to keep your tiny hands away from my scaly skin. That gasp you heard was simply the onset of an asthma attack.


My tiny shriveled manhood doesn't even quiver thinking of my hands and lips slowly exploring that scaly skin and saggy boobs----;):rose::rolleyes:
 
My tiny shriveled manhood doesn't even quiver thinking of my hands and lips slowly exploring that scaly skin and saggy boobs----;):rose::rolleyes:

My skin positively shrinks away from your touch, there is simply no melting into your embrace and as for those talentless hands well I hope you're enjoying yourself because I get no pleasure from that sinuous stroking

I am so concerned about your impending asthma attack, maybe I should have a look at your chest. You never can be too careful.

I am finding it difficult to catch my breath, and I appreciate that you are staring at my heaving bosom for medical examination. I'll thank you to keep your hands off though as I have no idea how repulsive 4 manly hands on my body will feel. In fact that would surely turn my stomach
 
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I get not thrill from watching your nippels slowly harden on those tiny saggy bags----you call breasts--;):rose:
 
I would hate having an orgasm this morning---and am glad ladies dont look at my profile trying to see my parts ---:eek::eek::rolleyes:
 
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