jeff_is_smiling
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I think being on lit, and being all alone...and not playing with anyone here...is just MARVELOUS!
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may_I_please
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I am pretty sure you're not sitting in the corner playing with yourself. Shame, you clearly need the practice 
SoraXD
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I am pretty sure you're not sitting in the corner playing with yourself. Shame, you clearly need the practice
You'd be right. I'm not doing that though I should be. I sure hope no women try to come over here and teach me or even worse try to do it for me! That would just be the worst.
Stillstiff
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I'm glad to see that you aren't teasing us with scantily clad pictures of yourself.
may_I_please
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Now you know I would never that - it would be a pointless exercise anyway from what I've heard
SoraXD
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Good. The idea of you touching me in any way, much less my cock, is simply revolting. And just what have or haven't you heard?
SoraXD
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Good. Then I'll make no mention of my presumed naughtiness and won't talk to you in any way about what I'd like to do to you or have you do to me. It simply won't happen.
SoraXD
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Who would want that? Who wants to be told that they're beautiful and then promised that they are going to get kissed and licked all over before being fucked until they can't walk straight? I ask you! Who wants to hear that kind of filth?
MsLead
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thank god u see my predicament. so repulsive to think of being fucked to unwalkable. that certainly would never make me wet or panting...eeewwwweee
SoraXD
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Right. And I'm glad that doesn't arouse you as this isn't a place for that. You shouldn't be thinking of how I might take you from behind or pull your hair, or sideways with one leg thrown up over my shouler. Disgusting talk. My completely flaccid penis would never stir for such drivel.
MsLead
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so good to see you are not the least interested in my female anatomy...I would just hate to think of the tangled mess of arms and legs and bodies...?and gentle kissing and tieing that might come to mind and distract you...I would just hate to be the object of your desire.
SoraXD
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I'm especially flabbergasted at the notion of tying you up. I would never want to lightly bind you and tease every inch of you with kisses and licks until you beg to be fucked. Even if that scenario managed to happen, somehow, I certainly wouldn't follow through. I'd never want to put my dick anywhere near your helpless, most likely still dry and unappealing vagina and rail you at a teasingly slow pace until you ask me to make you cum. Then, if you did manage to climax during my incoherent thrusting I wouldn't then bring my cock, with you still bound, to your lips for you to lick clean. Perish the thought.
SoraXD
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good. I derive nothing but the purest sense of joy from your displeasure.
MsLead
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and I certainly wouldn't want to ply you with tales of moaning and wanting and cumming and sucking and licking and eating and endless nite after nite of fucking cause I would never, ever think of such things......
SoraXD
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How can you speak of such things? I'm reviled. I especially don't want to hear about any sucking or licking. That sounds especially disgusting.
makinmepurr
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No you are not, unfortunately.
merryohmd
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You two really piss me off. I found the thread about 14 pages back and was so thrilled it was apparently over and now look, you two pervs.
SoraXD
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Dammit. My least favorite person.
