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Geez and I was hoping to do some meditating. Now you'll both be pawing at me, trying to kiss and lick me and other unappealing things....there goes my zen.
 
Geez and I was hoping to do some meditating. Now you'll both be pawing at me, trying to kiss and lick me and other unappealing things....there goes my zen.

Lick you - no way. I already know that you smell funny and have the driest pussy known to man. You lips are so chapped they cannot even be moistened by my tender touches.
 
Geez and I was hoping to do some meditating. Now you'll both be pawing at me, trying to kiss and lick me and other unappealing things....there goes my zen.

Gross. Wouldn't dream of kissing or touching you sensually. I don't want to do any of those things with you!
 
I can't believe that makinmepurr thinks that we would even want to touch her body.
 
Oh I know you won't touch me, and I' m glad of it. My unattractiveness drives all the men away, and I like that. Why should you be any different.
 
Oh I know you won't touch me, and I' m glad of it. My unattractiveness drives all the men away, and I like that. Why should you be any different.

As well it should. You're repulsive and saggy; I wouldn't dream of kissing you square on the mouth, exploring every bit of your mouth with my tongue while caressing your "curves" if you can call them that.
 
I do not have the thought of a naked purr in the lotus position embedded in my morning brain, ick, ick and thrice ick pass the brain-bleach please
 
I do not have the thought of a naked purr in the lotus position embedded in my morning brain, ick, ick and thrice ick pass the brain-bleach please

Blaaaa...did I just inhale the sensual scent if your hair?
is that fish?
 
Blaaaa...did I just inhale the sensual scent if your hair?
is that fish?

You're quite right the smell in this thread is rather pungent and in no way appealing - rather like your boring writing and clearly inexperienced mind. I feel rather sorry for you, it must be hard to live with your lack of drive, sexual or otherwise, must make for a rather dull life.
 
That's good because I can't imagine my hands clasped behind your neck as I look into your eyes. I'm pretty our hips would be miles apart as they sway out of time with the pulsing music and there would be no point in my empty breasts pressing against your chest, would there? I'd thank you to stop breathing your fetid breath on to my face, there's nothing sensual in that. In fact I'm pretty sure we'd be far better off going bowling
 
You wouldn't get any response from me dancing like that. We would be better off bowling so you could beat me at something.
 
Talk shows and soap operas are the best thing on TV these days. BTW I hate your new AV.
 
Good! I have finally killed this thread!

Can u pass that brain bleach.....we can forget we are here together hating each other and having no cravings of any kind especially when stillstiff displays that disgusting video gif crap....eewwwww
 
Can u pass that brain bleach.....we can forget we are here together hating each other and having no cravings of any kind especially when stillstiff displays that disgusting video gif crap....eewwwww

Great. I would hate to think we would feel anything for anyone in this thread
 
Great. I would hate to think we would feel anything for anyone in this thread

We would hate to gather as a group and go out for drinks, laughter, dancing of any kind, even bowling when we could just as well go to bed early and get to work early to spit shine the bosses boots....yeah, thats what I wanna do!!
 
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