The Opposite

[SoraXD]

I hope nobody is around. I want to be alone and introspective.

 

[walkingeagle]

I'm glad no one else is up this morning--

 

[Stillstiff]

I'm glad no women are here.

 

[SoraXD]

I'm glad no women are here.

Ugh. This place again. I'm disgusted with myself as much as I am the rest of you.

 

[may_I_please]

It's a good job I'm not a woman, with no woman-parts - I'm pretty sure you'd have no idea what to do with me if I was

 

[SoraXD]

It's a good job I'm not a woman, with no woman-parts - I'm pretty sure you'd have no idea what to do with me if I was

You're right. I would never know how to please you! I would certainly never pin you to the wall, kissing you, and tell you in a whisper right in your ear all the dirty things I would never dream of doing to you. Thought never even crossed my mind.

 

[may_I_please]

Oh Sora, we both know you don't have the strength in your puny arms to pin me anywhere, as for those words you're whispering, they are so unsexy and such a turn-off that my knees remain unweakened and my pussy totally dry. We may as well be sitting in a lecture-hall listening to the 10 best ways to apply paint to walls

 

[walkingeagle]

What a revolting woman-----How horrible it would be to have her beneath me---ravishing that awful body--

 

[SoraXD]

Oh Sora, we both know you don't have the strength in your puny arms to pin me anywhere, as for those words you're whispering, they are so unsexy and such a turn-off that my knees remain unweakened and my pussy totally dry. We may as well be sitting in a lecture-hall listening to the 10 best ways to apply paint to walls

Personally I would rather be in that lecture hall than anywhere close to you. Even if I did any of that, or told you how I was going to fuck you until you scream right there standing against the wall there's no doubt in my mind that your pussy, dry and abrasive as it is, would never get either of us off. A "woman" like you wouldn't even know what to do with me so I and my flaccid penis may as well leave.

 

[may_I_please]

What a revolting woman-----How horrible it would be to have her beneath me---ravishing that awful body--

That sounds like an incredibly dull experience and one I wouldn't be interested in experiencing once, let alone over and over again. My ugly body and I will be far happier out if your clutches

Personally I would rather be in that lecture hall than anywhere close to you. Even if I did any of that, or told you how I was going to fuck you until you scream right there standing against the wall there's no doubt in my mind that your pussy, dry and abrasive as it is, would never get either of us off. A "woman" like you wouldn't even know what to do with me so I and my flaccid penis may as well leave.

You're so right there, I don't believe you have the slightest intention of making me scream with delight, as if you could get any kind of reaction out of me with your disgusting body and untalented body parts. Shame on the youth of today!

 

[SoraXD]

You're so right there, I don't believe you have the slightest intention of making me scream with delight, as if you could get any kind of reaction out of me with your disgusting body and untalented body parts. Shame on the youth of today!

Yes! A pox on all their houses! And shame on you as well, for using those dry, uninviting lips as your avatar. I certainly wouldn't want them on any part of my anatomy. Now the thought is in my head and I fear I may throw up.

 

[may_I_please]

Tender stomach and a desire to vomit? that always happens when you bite off more than you can chew. Don't worry, you're safe I have simply no intention of running my thin, dry lips and lizard-like tongue over any part of your anatomy and I certainly wouldn't start at that tender spot on your neck, nor move around you slowly so that I can place gentle kisses and small licks on your skinny, bare shoulders - it is clear to me you would hate that

 

[SoraXD]

Tender stomach and a desire to vomit? that always happens when you bite off more than you can chew. Don't worry, you're safe I have simply no intention of running my thin, dry lips and lizard-like tongue over any part of your anatomy and I certainly wouldn't start at that tender spot on your neck, nor move around you slowly so that I can place gentle kisses and small licks on your skinny, bare shoulders - it is clear to me you would hate that

I would hate that almost as much as I detest the thought of fondling your droopy, uneven breasts while you do it. Just terrible ideas all around. I certainly wouldn't allow my hands to roam either. I know just how much you hate when men try to slide their hand down your pants to play with your un-aroused clit so there'll be none of that either.

 

[Stillstiff]

I would never want to share intimate moments with you. Getting to know every inch of your body with my fingertips doesn't appeal to me at all.

 

[may_I_please]

I would hate that almost as much as I detest the thought of fondling your droopy, uneven breasts while you do it. Just terrible ideas all around. I certainly wouldn't allow my hands to roam either. I know just how much you hate when men try to slide their hand down your pants to play with your un-aroused clit so there'll be none of that either.

Delighted to hear it, your hands anywhere near my sexual parts would make me immediately freeze and quite possibly hurl

I would never want to share intimate moments with you. Getting to know every inch of your body with my fingertips doesn't appeal to me at all.

That voice of experience and exploration you bring with you holds absolutely no appeal. You are clearly unversed in the ways of pleasing women and I once more find myself completely cold and uninterested in any of the proceedings on this thread.

 

[walkingeagle]

Boy I'm glad shes not here now--

 

[crazychemgirl]

I love this fucking headache... I wish it would stay all day.

 

[makinmepurr]

Would you heathens shut up already? Some of us like to sleep in on a Sunday! Jeez!

 

[rbijon]

I never find fun girls on this thread....I thinks it's dead.

 

[SoraXD]

Would you heathens shut up already? Some of us like to sleep in on a Sunday! Jeez!

Right? Jeez. People need to stop causing such a commotion on the internet. Especially in a place like this.

 

[may_I_please]

I think its the fun girls' libidos that have died from lack of adequate and appropriate titillation

 

[rbijon]

I think its the fun girls' libidos that have died from lack of adequate and appropriate titillation

Yes, we guys have lost it....and you girls don't offer anything more.

 

[may_I_please]

Yes, we guys have lost it....and you girls don't offer anything more.

Oh I have absolutely no intention of ever playing with you again. I don't see what it is about you that attracts any woman, from your lack of evocative imagery to your flaccid body parts, really could you be more of a dullard? I'll thank you not to touch me there, you'll find my total lack of response will dull your libido entirely

 

[rbijon]

Oh I have absolutely no intention of ever playing with you again. I don't see what it is about you that attracts any woman, from your lack of evocative imagery to your flaccid body parts, really could you be more of a dullard? I'll thank you not to touch me there, you'll find my total lack of response will dull your libido entirely

Your smooth body is of no interest to me...I hate all that smoothness. Your perty breast are all too full and those hard nipples keep poking me.
When are we going to stop all this unresponsive flirting?

 

[may_I_please]

Your smooth body is of no interest to me...I hate all that smoothness. Your perty breast are all too full and those hard nipples keep poking me.
When are we going to stop all this unresponsive flirting?

Oh I'd find it difficult to stop something I hadn't ever done in the first place. And I'll thank you to keep your gnarly hands to yourself you row-boater you