SoraXD
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I second the motion. I wouldn't share with you anyway. I'm a selfish asshole.
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I second the motion. I wouldn't share with you anyway. I'm a selfish asshole.
crazychemgirl
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I don't want a HUGE burger with cheese, bacon and fries with gravy.
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Nobody has ever wanted such things. I personally wouldn't touch the stuff, and I certainly wouldn't prepare it at the behest of some attractive woman. Also I would not welcome you to this fresh Hell you are about to experience, if you aren't already tormented by its memory.
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I also wouldn't like to top if off with a huge piece of cheesecake.
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I also don't think we're on the same page there. What kind of cheesecake wouldn't you finish it off with?
crazychemgirl
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well... cuz cheesecake is disgusting, it wouldn't matter.. but it's particularly disgusting covered in chocolate.
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I'm beginning to find you disgusting. I can't imagine how anyone could enjoy a meal like that. I know I certainly wouldn't.
crazychemgirl
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I'm beginning to think you must be mad.. or insane.
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I'm actually neither of those things. Never have been. I'm a perfectly sane, logical, and reasonable human being. Not the sort of ilk who wander through life paying compliments or being friendly. Sociability is a disgusting trait and I see no value in it.
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I hate all people and wish they would just all die.
SoraXD
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Good on you. Glad to see someone else around here with some sense. I think, if not death, they should at least be locked in here with the rest of these reprobates who skulk around here fucking anything that moves.
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I'm glad I cant sleep---
may_I_please
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Want me to talk to you - it didn't put you to sleep last time 
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I'd hate for you to talk to me---
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Do you think we are entertained by your profile picture peep show, we are not.
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I'm glad no sweet ladies are looking at it!
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I'm sure none are.
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I'm releived that no ladies are staring at me thinking things they would do to me--
makinmepurr
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Glad I missed out on all that nonsense.
may_I_please
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Not thinking of pulling you down on to the sofa and starting that nonsense all over again. No point, you are intensely unappealing
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Oh not you again....and the sofa? How boring, there's nothing I' d want to do with you there. Certainly not hold you close, or run my fingers through your hair while I look into your eyes and tell you how beautiful you are. Or kiss you softly. Ew.
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Amazing how troll-like you look in the firelight, will you please keep those clothes on, I know the warmth of the fire feels like caresses to your naked rough skin, but seriously that will be all that will be touching you. My hands and lips as totally occupied with this sandwich.
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Well don't let me disturb you and your sandwich. You don't know how to touch me anyway, or elicit any type of arousal at all.
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That's true, there would be no point in my running fingertips gently down from your neck, slowly circling one of your inverted nipples before continuing downwards, and as for making my tongue and lips follow the same trail? The very thought is a complete anathema to me and your lying there like a dead fish does nothing to add to the appeal
