The Opposite

[rbijon]

Amazing how troll-like you look in the firelight, will you please keep those clothes on, I know the warmth of the fire feels like caresses to your naked rough skin, but seriously that will be all that will be touching you. My hands and lips as totally occupied with this sandwich.

Well don't let me disturb you and your sandwich. You don't know how to touch me anyway, or elicit any type of arousal at all.

Once again seeing you two here is making my bones hurt. I am not interesting in playing cat and may I at all.

 

[may_I_please]

Once again seeing you two here is making my bones hurt. I am not interesting in playing cat and may I at all.

Gosh the boy who won't just sail away, I am not pleased to see you at all, I don't see how you can add anything to these proceedings with your stunted vocabulary

 

[rbijon]

Gosh the boy who won't just sail away, I am not pleased to see you at all, I don't see how you can add anything to these proceedings with your stunted vocabulary

I got seasick when I saw you two here, I know you hate each other.

 

[may_I_please]

Well you wouldn't find us lying on your deck in bikinis, waiting for you to hand us fresh strawberries to dip in our fizz whilst we soak up some sun. That seems an intensely dull way to spend an afternoon

 

[rbijon]

Well you wouldn't find us lying on your deck in bikinis, waiting for you to hand us fresh strawberries to dip in our fizz whilst we soak up some sun. That seems an intensely dull way to spend an afternoon

I know you would both think laying out on the deck of my pirate ship being treated life princesses who be fun, but you know there is work to do on a pirate ship....so get to work ye swarthy wenches or you'll be feeling me whip.

 

[may_I_please]

I know you would both think laying out on the deck of my pirate ship being treated life princesses who be fun, but you know there is work to do on a pirate ship....so get to work ye swarthy wenches or you'll be feeling me whip.

And as this is the opposites thread I'd not thank you for passing me another strawberry

 

[rbijon]

And as this is the opposites thread I'd not thank you for passing me another strawberry

Aye, but these sweet juicy flavor filled strawberries don't remind me of your nipples at all. Why would I care if your breast are inviting me to kiss them?
Blaaaaaa, they can't be as delicious as they look.

 

[may_I_please]

Aye, but these sweet juicy flavor filled strawberries don't remind me of your nipples at all. Why would I care if your breast are inviting me to kiss them?
Blaaaaaa, they can't be as delicious as they look.

Gosh you should absolutely steer clear of my breasts, they are completely insensitive to any touch and so small there would be no point in any of your juvenile caresses anyway. Even if my back arches towards your unsexy mouth it would only be as a result of spinal pain. Don't worry about my hands in your hair, I'm checking for nits

 

[rbijon]

Gosh you should absolutely steer clear of my breasts, they are completely insensitive to any touch and so small there would be no point in any of your juvenile caresses anyway. Even if my back arches towards your unsexy mouth it would only be as a result of spinal pain. Don't worry about my hands in your hair, I'm checking for nits

...your pert hardened nipples are so unappealing to me, as is your long flowing wench hair, I am a respectable Gentlemen. Why would I even look at your naked, well oiled sun tanned body laying out on the desk of my mighty ship.

 

[makinmepurr]

Hmmm I' m sure you wouldn't want me on the other nipple, suckling gently, one hand cupping your breast, the other finding it' s way down between your legs...

 

[walkingeagle]

I'm glad these lady's arn't pawing me!

 

[rbijon]

Hmmm I' m sure you wouldn't want me on the other nipple, suckling gently, one hand cupping your breast, the other finding it' s way down between your legs...

I wouldn't want your neakied body next to me ravaging her nipples, I wouldn't even put my hands on your smooth ass...who would want to feel how smooth you are?

 

[makinmepurr]

I'm glad these lady's arn't pawing me!

Yes you needn't worry about that, your long legs and strong arms hold no appeal at all, to say nothing of other parts of you. So carry on with whatever it is you're doing...

 

[walkingeagle]

Yes you needn't worry about that, your long legs and strong arms hold no appeal at all, to say nothing of other parts of you. So carry on with whatever it is you're doing...

What a releif knowing sexy women arnt going to want me--

 

[makinmepurr]

What a releif knowing sexy women arnt going to want me--

Well, no naughty thoughts occur to me. Just looking at your naked body makes me draw a blank.Perhaps if I sit down, right here in front of you, I' ll get an idea, but probably not.

 

[may_I_please]

Hmmm a pirate, a fisherman and a pussy-cat walk into a bar..

 

[walkingeagle]

Well, no naughty thoughts occur to me. Just looking at your naked body makes me draw a blank.Perhaps if I sit down, right here in front of you, I' ll get an idea, but probably not.

I'm releived that my body wouldnt stir any perverted sexual ideas in a gal like you--

 

[SoraXD]

I hope everyone's morning is terrible. Your posts are all bad and you should feel bad!

 

[mamasota]

Sooo, I see you're all at it again and of course I had to leave, the chill in here was enough to make my pussy freeze over, not to mention those two pornstar wannabes pawing all over each other *ewww And you Sora, probably don't want your lollipop licked either.

 

[SoraXD]

Sooo, I see you're all at it again and of course I had to leave, the chill in here was enough to make my pussy freeze over, not to mention those two pornstar wannabes pawing all over each other *ewww And you Sora, probably don't want your lollipop licked either.

I don't. I want your tongue and mouth as far away from my "lollipop" as you can get it. The thought of it is repulsive.

 

[makinmepurr]

Mami, let's not share him, I know he' d just shrivel at the thought of our two mouths on his shaft, licking and sucking. Let's not put the poor boy through such torture.

 

[may_I_please]

I'd watch you both but Im fairly sure there will be nothing much to see, as if your perfect lips and dry tongues could arouse the slightest interest in that extremely young boy.

I brought my book along

 

[SoraXD]

Mami, let's not share him, I know he' d just shrivel at the thought of our two mouths on his shaft, licking and sucking. Let's not put the poor boy through such torture.

You should both stay far away from it. The thought of two atrocious women licking me up and down is enough to make my unaroused cock shrivel right off.

 

[walkingeagle]

This thread is always boring--

 

[merryohmd]

This thread is always boring--

I absolutely agree. I cannot understand why my computer keeps opening it up because I hate it so much. The women here are disgusting and all of the men remind me a Golum (sp?) from Lord of the Rings.