The Opposite

[ydahecnot]

I am so not wondering what happens next.

 

[SoraXD]

We are now that you're here.

Good! I'm glad I could contribute to the destruction of an otherwise good time.

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Just popping in to make sure everyone is maintaining their moral fiber this morning.
Purr, I see you've been changing profile pics back and forth, from nipple to butt; tits and ass... tits and ass. My god woman do you think either one of those interests any of us in the least bit! All it does is make my head ache.

 

[may_I_please]

Just popping in to make sure everyone is maintaining their moral fiber this morning.
Purr, I see you've been changing profile pics back and forth, from nipple to butt; tits and ass... tits and ass. My god woman do you think either one of those interests any of us in the least bit! All it does is make my head ache.

Wait till you see her disgusting unkissable lips

 

[makinmepurr]

I am so not wondering what happens next.

We' re not blindfolding anyone in here, so you'll be able to see what happens next...

 

[kedsnbourbon]

Wait till you see her disgusting unkissable lips

I'm sure if anyone would know about those it would be your depraved self. I just can't imagine how two plain, proper, unsexy, nonerotic females such as yourselves could find one another attractive. The very thought of your dry lips and tongue, caressing each other's soft nipples and kissing your dry pussies just makes my body go rigid.

 

[may_I_please]

I'm sure if anyone would know about those it would be your depraved self. I just can't imagine how two plain, proper, unsexy, nonerotic females such as yourselves could find one another attractive. The very thought of your dry lips and tongue, caressing each other's soft nipples and kissing your dry pussies just makes my body go rigid.

I have no idea what I would do with your body if it attained this rigid state you speak of. I would be completely at a loss to work out which rigid parts of yours could fit in which soft, accommodating parts of mine

 

[makinmepurr]

I have no pictures of my lips and would never post them if I did.

 

[SoraXD]

I have no pictures of my lips and would never post them if I did.

Good because nobody wants to see them. Uninviting is an adjective I would employ

 

[kedsnbourbon]

I have no idea what I would do with your body if it attained this rigid state you speak of. I would be completely at a loss to work out which rigid parts of yours could fit in which soft, accommodating parts of mine

I'm sure you would have no idea of what to do with anything rigid. The thought of being taken from behind while you go down on Purr is completely foreign to you. Besides, I would want nothing to do with my thick, turgid cock penetrating your ugly ass while you licked her sour pussy.

 

[SoraXD]

I'm sure you would have no idea of what to do with anything rigid. The thought of being taken from behind while you go down on Purr is completely foreign to you. Besides, I would want nothing to do with my thick, turgid cock penetrating your ugly ass while you licked her sour pussy.

I certainly wouldn't watch such a horrid affair nor would I endeavor to play with Purr's breasts while she is being devoured. The idea of a group affair sickens me to my core.

 

[makinmepurr]

Good because nobody wants to see them. Uninviting is an adjective I would employ

As if you' d be invited to experience my lips on your mouth, or any other part of you.

 

[SoraXD]

As if you' d be invited to experience my lips on your mouth, or any other part of you.

I struggle to think of any one place in particular I might actually like to to experience them this morning. Certainly not on my unstimulated and largely disinterested cock.

 

[kedsnbourbon]

As if you' d be invited to experience my lips on your mouth, or any other part of you.

As if any man would ever want those disgusting lips and ugly mouth closed around his cock, sucking and milking his cum for your own depraved delight.

 

[makinmepurr]

And for the record I hate kissing. It's just completely unsatisfying and the opposite of sexy with these thin dry lips of mine. No plump lower lip to suck.

 

[SoraXD]

And for the record I hate kissing. It's just completely unsatisfying and the opposite of sexy with these thin dry lips of mine. No plump lower lip to suck.

Well lord knows I certainly wouldn't entertain that notion; I also hate kissing and shan't be indulging you in that most vile desire of yours. I can't imagine a scenario where that would happen. Certainly not here and now.

 

[kedsnbourbon]

And for the record I hate kissing. It's just completely unsatisfying and the opposite of sexy with these thin dry lips of mine. No plump lower lip to suck.

Don't worry. No one would ever have the uncontrollable desire to kiss you on that skinny little lower lip, those lips between your legs that never get any attention, or that nipple you're pulling on in an attempt to make it sensitive and erect.

 

[makinmepurr]

Don't worry. No one would ever have the uncontrollable desire to kiss you on that skinny little lower lip, those lips between your legs that never get any attention, or that nipple you're pulling on in an attempt to make it sensitive and erect.

Well lord knows I certainly wouldn't entertain that notion; I also hate kissing and shan't be indulging you in that most vile desire of yours. I can't imagine a scenario where that would happen. Certainly not here and now.

As if either of you attract me in the least, or inhabit my mff fantasies

 

[kedsnbourbon]

As if either of you attract me in the least, or inhabit my mff fantasies

I am completely repulsed by the thought of covering your unsexy body with my own, driving deeply into your dry honey pot, painfully penetrating your loose folds, as May watches helplessly from her position in the corner of the room; quite possibly crying out in wonton agony as she sees the two of us cavorting around trying to escape one another's grasp in hopes to avoid any inadvertent physical pleasure.

 

[SoraXD]

I am completely repulsed by the thought of covering your unsexy body with my own, driving deeply into your dry honey pot, painfully penetrating your loose folds, as May watches helplessly from her position in the corner of the room; quite possibly crying out in wonton agony as she sees the two of us cavorting around trying to escape one another's grasp in hopes to avoid any inadvertent physical pleasure.

"Inadvertent physical pleasure" is not in any way one of the funniest things I have ever read.

 

[makinmepurr]

Well I' d never let you touch my curvy body, or enter any luscious part of it. And as for May she can cry out all she wants. Not kissing her.

 

[SoraXD]

Yes. I vote that May be ignored by all of us.

 

[may_I_please]

I am easily ignored its true, must be my lack of curves. Shame I know nothing of the art of masturbation as I understand that lying back, spreading legs and slowly and carefully parting unswollen lips to reveal the soft dry nub of a clit, coating it with the dry aridness of ones own unjuicy pussy and circling and rubbing can give absolutely no pleasure.

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I am easily ignored its true, must be my lack of curves. Shame I know nothing of the art of masturbation as I understand that lying back, spreading legs and slowly and carefully parting unswollen lips to reveal the soft dry nub of a clit, coating it with the dry aridness of ones own unjuicy pussy and circling and rubbing can give absolutely no pleasure.

I have absolutely no desire to teasingly lick the corner of her lips...

 

[SoraXD]

I am easily ignored its true, must be my lack of curves. Shame I know nothing of the art of masturbation as I understand that lying back, spreading legs and slowly and carefully parting unswollen lips to reveal the soft dry nub of a clit, coating it with the dry aridness of ones own unjuicy pussy and circling and rubbing can give absolutely no pleasure.

I think I threw up in my mouth a little.

Also I would in no way tip my hat to Jeff, had I hat to even tip in the first place, as I have no respect for such an uncultured heathen.