The Opposite

[makinmepurr]

I think I threw up in my mouth a little.

Also I would in no way tip my hat to Jeff, had I hat to even tip in the first place, as I have no respect for such an uncultured heathen.

And you...I' m not going to kiss you after all, since I' m not at all fond of you. Phew, dodged that bullet!

 

[rbijon]

And you...I' m not going to kiss you after all, since I' m not at all fond of you. Phew, dodged that bullet!

I wouldn't want you to kiss me with that hairy tongue....blaaaaaaaa

 

[makinmepurr]

I wouldn't want you to kiss me with that hairy tongue....blaaaaaaaa

I told you about my tongue in confidence! Thanks for blabbing!

 

[rbijon]

I told you about my tongue in confidence! Thanks for blabbing!

Well the last time I nibbled behind your ear I got a mouth full of hair...what's this?
More claws?

 

[may_I_please]

I told you about my tongue in confidence! Thanks for blabbing!

Is heard you'd shaved it

 

[rbijon]

Is heard you'd shaved it

Razor burn is a real bitch on a purring tongue.

 

[may_I_please]

Hairballs - I hear that's a problem for pussy-cats, I'm pretty sure she'd never choke on anything else, and I wouldn't want to watch / facilitate that either - not that that would be possible with all the limp, tiny dicks on this thread


(Too much?)

 

[makinmepurr]

Well you two aren' t the slightest bit funny, and I am not laughing. You're hurting my feelings terribly.

 

[may_I_please]

I bet you'd hate me to kiss it better, remind me where it is you keep your feelings again, I forget

 

[makinmepurr]

I bet you'd hate me to kiss it better, remind me where it is you keep your feelings again, I forget

*Points to mouth* Not here.

 

[rbijon]

Well you two aren' t the slightest bit funny, and I am not laughing. You're hurting my feelings terribly.

I bet you'd hate me to kiss it better, remind me where it is you keep your feelings again, I forget

Stomping on your feelings is like stepping on your tail....I love hearing your squeal.
Kissing you is like kissing my sister....blaaaaaaa

 

[makinmepurr]

Stomping on your feelings is like stepping on your tail....I love hearing your squeal.
Kissing you is like kissing my sister....blaaaaaaa

Yuck, gag me with a spoon! Get away from me and stop talking about kissing.....ew.

 

[rbijon]

Yuck, gag me with a spoon! Get away from me and stop talking about kissing.....ew.

I wouldn't kiss you if you were on the last iceberg drifting towards equatorial waters, and it was the only way to save you.

 

[may_I_please]

I wouldn't kiss you if you were on the last iceberg drifting towards equatorial waters, and it was the only way to save you.

God you're not even slightly sexy - I couldn't see me pressing my body anywhere near yours. Not alone, and not sandwiching you with purr

 

[rbijon]

God you're not even slightly sexy - I couldn't see me pressing my body anywhere near yours. Not alone, and not sandwiching you with purr

If you and purr pressed your bodies into me I would totally freak!

 

[may_I_please]

You're safe, we have absolutely no plans to do that, or to overcome you and use you like a toy. So don't worry

 

[rbijon]

You're safe, we have absolutely no plans to do that, or to overcome you and use you like a toy. So don't worry

Oh the very thought of being your twos' boytoy make me run run run....

 

[may_I_please]

Yes boy was exactly the word I was thinking of putting before toy. My word didn't start with an F at all

 

[makinmepurr]

You're safe, we have absolutely no plans to do that, or to overcome you and use you like a toy. So don't worry

Yes, what she said...I have my hands full anyway, fighting her off. Those lips of hers keep pressing onto mine, then she sticks her tongue in my mouth with this little moaning sound. Please, as if that's at all arousing....how the hell could I manage you too?

 

[rbijon]

Yes, what she said...I have my hands full anyway, fighting her off. Those lips of hers keep pressing onto mine, then she sticks her tongue in my mouth with this little moaning sound. Please, as if that's at all arousing....how the hell could I manage you too?

No worries, I would NOT want to watch you two anyway, I never get hard watching two girls kissing.

 

[may_I_please]

Yes, what she said...I have my hands full anyway, fighting her off. Those lips of hers keep pressing onto mine, then she sticks her tongue in my mouth with this little moaning sound. Please, as if that's at all arousing....how the hell could I manage you too?

God woman, the very thought makes me feel a little queasy. As if I'd want my rasping tongue to be any where near your forked one. That moany sound you hear is me generally trying to overcome my gag reflex. My hands would never roam over your body and I have absolutely no intention of teasing that nipple the way you do so can you kindly stop asking me to.

 

[makinmepurr]

No worries, I would NOT want to watch you two anyway, I never get hard watching two girls kissing.

Goid, then you'll not have to worry about a raging erection.

God woman, the very thought makes me feel a little queasy. As if I'd want my rasping tongue to be any where near your forked one. That moany sound you hear is me generally trying to overcome my gag reflex. My hands would never roam over your body and I have absolutely no intention of teasing that nipple the way you do so can you kindly stop asking me to.

Oh i' ll stop asking if you stop groping me like an animal, going on about my gorgeous tits, please. You don' t know how to touch a woman anyway, or how to make her want you so much she doesn't know what to do. No more grinding your hips on me either, that's got me completely dry

 

[rbijon]

Goid, then you'll not have to worry about a raging erection.



Oh i' ll stop asking if you stop groping me like an animal, going on about my gorgeous tits, please. You don' t know how to touch a woman anyway, or how to make her want you so much she doesn't know what to do. No more grinding your hips on me either, that's got me completely dry

I never do....nothing here turns me on, especially a damn purrring cat woman!

 

[may_I_please]

Goid, then you'll not have to worry about a raging erection.



Oh i' ll stop asking if you stop groping me like an animal, going on about my gorgeous tits, please. You don' t know how to touch a woman anyway, or how to make her want you so much she doesn't know what to do. No more grinding your hips on me either, that's got me completely dry

My tits, as you can see from my pic, are totally deformed. I only grope yours so I can work out what to tell the plastic surgeon I don't want. I have no intention of opening my toy drawer and letting you choose anything to play with, and if it works for rbijon too that would be a complete waste of time

Now I'll thank you to take your tongue out of my mouth

 

[makinmepurr]

My tits, as you can see from my pic, are totally deformed. I only grope yours so I can work out what to tell the plastic surgeon I don't want. I have no intention of opening my toy drawer and letting you choose anything to play with, and if it works for rbijon too that would be a complete waste of time

Now I'll thank you to take your tongue out of my mouth

Oh wow, those tits will never feel my tongue lapping them, or my lips wrapped around them as I suck them hard, my hands roaming down your belly to your sweetness. And I wouldn't ever use one of your lovely little vibrators right on the top of your clit as I scraped your nipple lightly between my teeth...