The Opposite
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I am glad nobody is here today, who wants to spend time hinting at the debauchery that might take place on this thread. The thought of that sickens me.
makinmepurr
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Just as i was starting to enjoy myself...you come and spoil everything...I was hoping I wouldn't find a pretty lady to play with...looks like I'm in luck...
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This is not more like it, was that my Avatar that offends? Glad it does not appeal to anyone's prurient interests.
another unimaginative Av and profile pic...some people just have no idea how to arouse and intrigue us guys...
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makinmepurr
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You're right Don, IM and I are two boring old prudes with no interest in sex. And for God's sake put a shirt on.
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another unimaginative Av and profile pic...so e people just have no idea how to arouse and intrigue us guys...
Sorry, sure don't come here hoping to arouse any boys and girls.
exactly...you really think i want to snuggle with two old women like you? I'd rather play alone thank you very much...
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How about struggling with three old women? Tag team girls?
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Count me out, I certainly would not participate in that.
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And I thought my Monday wss bad enough already. Clearly I was wrong. Now I have to writhe on Don' s naked chest while two other women touch my body and attempt to engage in some sort of vile group sex? I should just go back to bed right now. Alone.
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I've heard that you often go to bed alone Purr.
I haven't at all noticed that Don always makes his excuses and leaves just as the writhing and groaning is getting interesting - not that I believe he's chicken in any way, shape or form of course
I haven't at all noticed that Don always makes his excuses and leaves just as the writhing and groaning is getting interesting - not that I believe he's chicken in any way, shape or form of course
I am so relived my wife will be home soon to take me away from this hot bed of sinful debauchery...
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And imagine with your terrible avatar and profile pic, you are clearly not the sort we'd want around here, get thee gone with your dried up body, there's no way I'd be interested in playing with any part of you at all, you won't find me pulling you close to investigate your grotesqueness any time soon
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Yes, so am I! Don' t come back any time soon!
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(I am cracking up here!!)
Good bye and good riddance ladies!!
We won't miss you and your tiny cock
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No way us ladies can amuse ourselves without him, may as well leave.
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Oh god, here he comes with his lack of imagination and untalented body parts. I'm not going to throw myself into his arms because he'll only drop me through his tiny hands. And as for thrusting my dry tongue into his mouth, no way it would leave him cold
