The Opposite

[SoraXD]

This thread in no way made me smile or laugh to myself. It also did not give me an enormous erection. I intend to do absolutely nothing sexual in response to this thread with myself as a result of the disgusting display by the women that occupy this thread.

 

[may_I_please]

This thread in no way made me smile or laugh to myself. It also did not give me an enormous erection. I intend to do absolutely nothing sexual in response to this thread with myself as a result of the disgusting display by the women that occupy this thread.

Mmm playing with a new, virginal man would be a really bad idea.

 

[makinmepurr]

Oh darn, a new friend has come to visit....

 

[may_I_please]

Oh darn, a new friend has come to visit....

I have no idea what to do now.

You hold him down purr

 

[SoraXD]

Mmm playing with a new, virginal man would be a really bad idea.

Absolutely terrible. I'm reviled by the thought of it, and fear that my tremendous amounts of experience with women sexually would only ruin what little foundation your world may yet be clinging to. I do not have any want or need for either you or Purr to teach me things of that nature or put either of your lips near mine or any erect appendages that I certainly do not have. I must also advise against whispering dirty things in my ear, for I fear the very sound of your voice may damage my eardrums in some way.

 

[SoraXD]

Oh darn, a new friend has come to visit....

Being upset is the correct response! I in no way intend to contribute to either conversation or sexual pleasure on the part of you or any of your friends! Neither myself nor my penis will stand for it! Abhorrent behavior I must say.

 

[makinmepurr]

I have no idea what to do now.

You hold him down purr

I won' t maul a perfect stranger....he might not like the way I pin him down while you have your way with him.

 

[may_I_please]

I am not thinking of kissing you deeply whilst you ride his face. There would clearly be no space for me on his flaccid cock. I find the very thought repugnant. I must leave now and ever return.

 

[SoraXD]

I am not thinking of kissing you deeply whilst you ride his face. There would clearly be no space for me on his flaccid cock. I find the very thought repugnant. I must leave now and ever return.

And I wouldn't for a moment entertain the thought of fiendishly teasing her clit with my tongue, burying myself betwixt her undoubtedly dry and un-aroused lips whilst she pins me into the worst place imaginable; beneath you. I would not thrust upward into your sad, desolate vagina in the hopes that my completely flaccid cock might drive you to some level of pleasure hither-to unheard of. That is the worst idea any human has ever conceived. I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.

 

[makinmepurr]

Clearly you have no idea how to please us, Sora. I guess we shouldn't have expected much from such a fresh young buck.

 

[SoraXD]

Clearly you have no idea how to please us, Sora. I guess we shouldn't have expected much from such a fresh young buck.

I derive a great sense of joy from having dashed your hopes upon the rocks of unsatisfied expectations; a sharp contrast to the despair I experience trapped between your thighs, disgusted to my core by the juices now covering my face from your most vile of places. In case you were wondering, as an aside, the view from down here is terrible.

 

[makinmepurr]

I derive a great sense of joy from having dashed your hopes upon the rocks of unsatisfied expectations; a sharp contrast to the despair I experience trapped between your thighs, disgusted to my core by the juices now covering my face from your most vile of places. In case you were wondering, as an aside, the view from down here is terrible.

Well then you'll be as pleased as I am that I have to go now. And I hope you never show your juice- soaked face here again.

 

[SoraXD]

Well then you'll be as pleased as I am that I have to go now. And I hope you never show your juice- soaked face here again.

Perish the thought. I hope your day is terrible and I certainly won't be thinking of returning if this is the sort of treatment I'm to expect.

 

[may_I_please]

Perish the thought. I hope your day is terrible and I certainly won't be thinking of returning if this is the sort of treatment I'm to expect.

That seems to happen an awful lot to the men who visit this thread, and the women too. It's such an arid, dull place that they pop in and then disappear forever. I honestly don't know why I keep returning either. It was horrid meeting you sora, you're another dull addition to the general vacuousness on display.

 

[85Ironman]

That seems to happen an awful lot to the men who visit this thread, and the women too. It's such an arid, dull place that they pop in and then disappear forever. I honestly don't know why I keep returning either. It was horrid meeting you sora, you're another dull addition to the general vacuousness on display.

I dislike your AV.

 

[Lily13]

I dislike your AV.

I'm really not happy to see you.

 

[ydahecnot]

Gosh, Lily, what a lame state to be from

 

[merryohmd]

First, I'm ashamed that I have found my way back to this thread. Second, I can't believe that May and Purr are attempting to convince someone new that their desert dry pussies could pleasure anyone. And I renew my commitment to never play with either of them.

 

[merryohmd]

Perish the thought. I hope your day is terrible and I certainly won't be thinking of returning if this is the sort of treatment I'm to expect.

I shall not give you advice young jedi, but these women are vile creatures. They lie about having wet pussy and engorged clits. The do not make love to either men or women, they embody the term succubus. Neither is fun, sexy, witty or cute. You should be gone while your dignity remains.

 

[SoraXD]

I am likewise disgusted that once again I have been pulled into the vortex of shame and debauchery that is this thread and furthermore hope that I don't run into anyone (particularly women like I have previously encountered) who might accost me sexually.

 

[merryohmd]

It is a complete accident that I found this discussing thread buried pages down and added a comment. Hopefully it will be ignored again by any disgusting women that post here and talk about there shapeless bodies and abhorrent sexual ways.

 

[may_I_please]

Gosh merry I had absolutely no intention of returning here, but seeing you there, completely unappealing, I have no intention of licking you anywhere, ever

 

[makinmepurr]

Oh good. Nobody's here.

 

[wombat9966]

Oh good. Nobody's here.

Oh no May and Purr. God See what I have to suffer through.

 

[OxfordDon]

Thank heavens i have to go now...I'd hate to have to stick around here...