The Opposite

[makinmepurr]

My sentiments exactly OD, just wish you' d take Wombat with you.

 

[may_I_please]

Counts on fingers: merry, purr, wombat, OD- thinking I can find no better use for my fingers than counting

 

[hairball18]

body finger painting is such a chore

 

[makinmepurr]

Oh wonderful another randy tomcat, just what we need.

And keep those fingers the hell away from my body young lady.

 

[merryohmd]

Well finding the two women I find least attractive here has now ruined my day and maybe my life. I probably will never have another erection.

 

[merryohmd]

I just finished unplugging a toilet and find that preferable to writing on this thread.

 

[SoraXD]

Is anyone here this morning? God I hope not.

 

[may_I_please]

Is anyone here this morning? God I hope not.

Sorry we all left together, we simply forgot to send you a ticket Sora, we all agreed you couldn't keep up, or even keep it up. Of course now you're here I'm pretty sure you have no intention of staying, so I think I'll get in with reading my book

 

[makinmepurr]

Sorry we all left together, we simply forgot to send you a ticket Sora, we all agreed you couldn't keep up, or even keep it up. Of course now you're here I'm pretty sure you have no intention of staying, so I think I'll get in with reading my book

Pretty sure you scared him off dear. God knows I' m turning round and running, now you're here.

 

[Stillstiff]

I am surprised to find makinmepurr and may_I_please on today.

 

[makinmepurr]

I am surprised to find makinmepurr and may_I_please on today.

As if I have a choice in the matter...she drags me here kicking and screaming, over and over...

 

[may_I_please]

As if I have a choice in the matter...she drags me here kicking and screaming, over and over...

I hate it when I make you scream

 

[Lily13]

I'm sooo looking forward to more snow. Seriously love the fact that I've now shifted places with Minnesota.

 

[makinmepurr]

I hate it when I make you scream

Me too. I also hate it when I have fantasy threeways featuring you and I did not do anything of the sort yesterday.

 

[may_I_please]

I'm sooo looking forward to more snow. Seriously love the fact that I've now shifted places with Minnesota.

It's snowing here too

 

[may_I_please]

Me too. I also hate it when I have fantasy threeways featuring you and I did not do anything of the sort yesterday.

Not at all interested in who the third was

 

[Stillstiff]

I hate it when I make you scream

I hate hearing you both scream

 

[may_I_please]

I hate hearing you both scream

Well I don't think that will ever happen, it is clear to me you have no idea of how to make a woman scream either your name or any other profanity that pops into her head

 

[makinmepurr]

Not at all interested in who the third was

I' ll never tell. Even if you tie me up and have your way with my body.

 

[Stillstiff]

I' ll never tell. Even if you tie me up and have your way with my body.

I would never tie her up.

 

[may_I_please]

I would never tie her up.

I would never have my way with either of your bodies, either separately or together

That sounds awful

 

[Stillstiff]

I would never have my way with either of your bodies, either separately or together

That sounds awful

If I ever saw you, I would walk the other way, very quickly.

 

[Lily13]

If I ever saw you, I would walk the other way, very quickly.

I really do not appreciate your taste in sig's. I would never get in trouble for daydreaming about them in work

 

[may_I_please]

I think they're safe for work Lily

 

[Stillstiff]

I think I should change my sig lines.