The Opposite

The rumor that I think Purr and May are the sexiest women on Lit is totally false. I do not know who started it and I have been unsuccessful in stopping it. How anyone could think I would enjoy the misshapen breast of these two beasts is beyond my ability to comprehend. I would never want either of you to PM your entire portfolios of nudes as I would burn my eyes out if you ever did.
 
I'm not at all aroused by all this talk of whipped cream, nipples, and erections, or the delicious assortment of playmates in the room.
 
I'm not at all aroused by all this talk of whipped cream, nipples, and erections, or the delicious assortment of playmates in the room.

Wow something we agree on. Nothing turns me off more than looking at pictures of women's breasts, especially old and saggy ones like yours and May's. And then adding many partners in an orgy of good tasting substances would never turn me on enough to put my tongue in your slit.
 
That didn't make me take a sharp intake of breath at all. I can't for a moment understand why you want to go anywhere near her loose lips. Disgusting imagery.
 
That didn't make me take a sharp intake of breath at all. I can't for a moment understand why you want to go anywhere near her loose lips. Disgusting imagery.

Well I'm sure the taste of her feminine juices would be vile and possibly make me me gage, I would do it just so she would not enjoy it. I would never hold her so tightly to my mouth that she could do nothing more that squirm as my tongue moved at a snails pace against her unexcited clit.
 
Well I'm sure the taste of her feminine juices would be vile and possibly make me me gage, I would do it just so she would not enjoy it. I would never hold her so tightly to my mouth that she could do nothing more that squirm as my tongue moved at a snails pace against her unexcited clit.

Your head between my legs Merry? Absolutely out of the question. Nothing I hate more than being eaten like a dessert.
 
I'm not thinking "with a cherry on top" I'm not, I'm not
 
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Your head between my legs Merry? Absolutely out of the question. Nothing I hate more than being eaten like a dessert.

Desserts taste good so that means you can never fit that description. You would have to beg me to spend more than a moment sliding my tongue up and down your opening, between your inner lips and tickling your clit. I would never do that on my own free will. That image is not making my pants get tight.
 
Your head between my legs Merry? Absolutely out of the question. Nothing I hate more than being eaten like a dessert.

Surely, purr, you'd hate even more if, while being eaten, you were having your mouth stuffed by one of these other guys in the room, I mean a really thick one, while four hands were mauling at your breasts?
 
Surely, purr, you'd hate even more if, while being eaten, you were having your mouth stuffed by one of these other guys in the room, I mean a really thick one, while four hands were mauling at your breasts?

Undoubtedly May would not feel jealous over her rival being molested and tormented by such viral and sexual men as ourselves.
 
Surely, purr, you'd hate even more if, while being eaten, you were having your mouth stuffed by one of these other guys in the room, I mean a really thick one, while four hands were mauling at your breasts?

As long as it' s not your "really thick one". Not at all interested in this cock you go on and on about.
 
Oh I didn't just experience a rush of arousal upon seeing your perfect breast. I' m not moaning softly as I touch my own either.

Undoubtedly May would not feel any jealous over her rival being molested and tormented by such viral and sexual men as ourselves.

S'ok it almost never happens. I'm happy to sit over here being ignored and I shan't be watching
 
As long as it' s not your "really thick one". Not at all interested in this cock you go on and on about.

I believe you. Why in the world would you want your dripping wet pussy to be filled by a man's cock. The pain you must experience from that certainly must be equal to the revulsion we feel when we slide ourselves into you. I believe I shall never do that again; not with you, May or any other female. I'm swearing off pussies on my cock today. It will never happen again.
 
S'ok it almost never happens. I'm happy to sit over here being ignored and I shan't be watching

Yeah I'm really into ignoring another beautiful woman in the room. I would never dream of pleasuring one and then moving over to another with my cock glistening with the first girl's honey, to press it home wherever I pleased
 
I just hate it when The Seahawks do so poorly. I' m not at all proud to call them my team.
 
Just so everyone is aware. Please never PM me. I will not respond. I will not play foolish games with you. It is not appreciated or desired. Those who have done so, know who they are and I won't call you out this time because I'm so rude that I would never want to let people know that you can be fun.
 
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