The Opposite

[OxfordDon]

It's a shame I couldn't imagine being sandwiched between the two of you, with your intake ted hands and limp cocks, I couldn't imagine any diversion at all in that. In fact I'm delighted that you show no interest in me, perhaps I could offer you some tea instead.

a cup of tea is just what i want right now....

 

[walkingeagle]

I would rather mow the lawn then taste your body--

 

[makinmepurr]

I would rather mow the lawn then taste your body--

I am thoroughly uninterested in your gallery of naked shots.

 

[OxfordDon]

thank God i have to go now...although i will miss WE's naked avatars....

 

[walkingeagle]

I am thoroughly uninterested in your gallery of naked shots.

I hate it knowing that my pictures are disgusting you--

 

[may_I_please]

I would rather mow the lawn then taste your body--

Ooo nice lawnmower, can't see anything else of interest there at all

 

[walkingeagle]

I cant imagine those lips doing anything at all--

 

[makinmepurr]

I cant imagine those lips doing anything at all--[/QUOTE
I can see how shy you are.

 

[walkingeagle]

I cant imagine those lips doing anything at all--[/QUOTE
I can see how shy you are.

I am Very Shy--I'm glad no one looks at my profile--

 

[makinmepurr]

I am Very Shy--I'm glad no one looks at my profile--

I' d be shy too and wouldn't want anyone looking at my profile if I had such an unappealing body as yours. And for god's sake, put some clothes on.

 

[walkingeagle]

I really hate thinking someone might be looking at me--

 

[makinmepurr]

I really hate thinking someone might be looking at me--

Now who in their right mind would do a thing like that?

 

[walkingeagle]

Now who in their right mind would do a thing like that?

Releived no one ever looks at my profile---

 

[may_I_please]

Releived no one ever looks at my profile---

That made my brain completely numb. I have absolutely no plans at all to fall to my knees at your feet my lips firmly closed

 

[walkingeagle]

I'm glad no ladys notice my profile changing----and get crazy ideas-

 

[makinmepurr]

I don' t think there's a nicer sound to wake up to unexpectedly at 3 in the morning than a drunken fight in my driveway. And I was so pleased to call the police on these two idiots and answer questions well into morning....so naturally I' m well-rested and ready for anything..

 

[walkingeagle]

I'm sad that your back---

 

[may_I_please]

I don' t think there's a nicer sound to wake up to unexpectedly at 3 in the morning than a drunken fight in my driveway. And I was so pleased to call the police on these two idiots and answer questions well into morning....so naturally I' m well-rested and ready for anything..

Gosh I'm not going to light these candles, lie you down and firmly massage the tension out of your lizard-like skin with these warmed, scented oils. And just don't ask me to pop another chocolate truffle in your mouth whilst you listening to your favourite tracks. I simply don't care about your stress levels

 

[makinmepurr]

Gosh I'm not going to light these candles, lie you down and firmly massage the tension out of your lizard-like skin with these warmed, scented oils. And just don't ask me to pop another chocolate truffle in your mouth whilst you listening to your favourite tracks. I simply don't care about your stress levels

You just keep misreading all my cues don't you. I don't appreciate you in the least.

 

[may_I_please]

Hush now. Keep your eyes open, and don't relax into it. I won't be gently kissing the small of your back any time soon.

 

[ydahecnot]

Nobody here has any concern about wanting to help purr forget her rough night

 

[MayorMcT]

I think everyone here (including myself) is represented realistically by their profile description and/or avatar.

 

[makinmepurr]

Hush now. Keep your eyes open, and don't relax into it. I won't be gently kissing the small of your back any time soon.

No, not that baby, anything but your hot kisses, followed by your skin sliding on mine, god no....

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I am not stroking or wanting to make myself cum....

 

[may_I_please]

Such a shame about those oils making everything slippy and slidey isn't it?