The Opposite

[johnnieblue44]

The following passage is from the famous Seinfeld episode:

George : Yeah, I should do the opposite, I should.

Jerry : If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right.

George : Yes, I will do the opposite. I used to sit here and do nothing, and regret it for the rest of the day, so now I will do the opposite, and I will do something.......



So, on this thread, post THE OPPOSITE of what you believe.


I'll start.....

I think the moderators of Lit approve authors' stories submissions way too quickly, and they should slow down the process a bit.

 

[BBWangeleyes]

I can do this

I think I love myself

 

[ydahecnot]

I've got such a teeny cock.

 

[johnnieblue44]

I think there should be a lot more mindless posts about political issues on these threads, and a lot less posts from horny women talking about sex or posting pictures of themselves......

 

[BBWangeleyes]

I think you should stay here and not go to the GB

 

[johnnieblue44]

I think you should stay here and not go to the GB

I think that the majority of posters on the GB are far too compassionate and would appreciate and comment favorably about a thread such as this......

 

[photograph]

Everyone on Lit is completely sincere and honest, 100% of the time.

 

[johnnieblue44]

Everyone on Lit is completely sincere and honest, 100% of the time.

And there is never even a hint of sarcasm on these posts....that's what makes them so enjoyable!

 

[ydahecnot]

Photograph's av would be intriguing to no one.

 

[photograph]

Oh, and everyone understands sarcasm 100% of the time, and never, ever gets offended.

 

[luvthedesserts]

I like that Lit is nothing like High School.

 

[photograph]

People are wonderfully intriguing and interesting, especially when they post every detail of their day on some sort of social media outlet.

 

[photograph]

I love the random pm's from people with barely any posts, asking me to cam/send nudes/cyber/etc. It really makes me feel like a worthwhile human being.

 

[johnnieblue44]

I love the random pm's from people with barely any posts, asking me to cam/send nudes/cyber/etc. It really makes me feel like a worthwhile human being.

Me, I simply can't keep up with all the requests from women for me to send them nude photos of myself. It's exhausting........

 

[MercedeSexy]

I've got such a teeny cock.

Whatever you do, don't prove it by posting a photo.

 

[johnnieblue44]

People are wonderfully intriguing and interesting, especially when they post every detail of their day on some sort of social media outlet.

I think it's especially helpful for people to ask for marital or relationship advice on these posts.

 

[johnnieblue44]

People are wonderfully intriguing and interesting, especially when they post every detail of their day on some sort of social media outlet.

I always find it especially fascinating to learn what music people are listening to RIGHT NOW......

 

[photograph]

I find it extremely fascinating when people comment about a thread they really didn't have to click on, or read for that matter.

 

[johnnieblue44]

I find it extremely fascinating when people comment about a thread they really didn't have to click on, or read for that matter.

I think most posters on Lit really don't take themselves seriously enough......

 

[luvthedesserts]

I enjoy people who mistake rudeness as wit.

 

[ydahecnot]

I need to start more song title threads.

 

[photograph]

I enjoy people who mistake rudeness as wit.

I enjoy the people who take themselves so seriously and get all sorts of bent out of shape over a bit of snark. I mean, I really love those people.

 

[luvthedesserts]

I enjoy the people who take themselves so seriously and get all sorts of bent out of shape over a bit of snark. I mean, I really love those people.

I'm just gonna be the bigger person and walk away without sending you an incredible rude PM so my reputation stays fluffy white.

 

[photograph]

I'm just gonna be the bigger person and walk away without sending you an incredible rude PM so my reputation stays fluffy white.

I would absolutely hate a passive-aggressive PM from you.

 

[johnnieblue44]

I think there's a 100% success ratio for 40 year-old-plus guys posting a request to hook up with 20-something women.....