The New and Revisited Death is NOT an Option

[KillerMuffin]

I did this a while ago, but we got a general population shift so I'm going to do it again.

Guys, the question is simple and you can answer anonymously if you like.

If you had to choose-- and death is not an option-- between having sex with another man, to include taking up the ass and sucking cum, or minor playing with scat (no facials and no ingestion), which would you pick?

 

[Starblayde]

Interesting.... I may need to think about that for about a milisecond

Cock every time...

 

[Guest]

Both.

 

[REDWAVE]

Easy one for me!

That's an easy one for me to answer, Muff. Since I'm bisexual, and not into scat at all, I'll pick door #1.

 

[cymbidia]

I'll take Door # 1, too Muff, just cuz it sounds like lots of fun.

Uh huh! Girls can play, too!




BTW, anyone seen or heard from nasty lately?

 

[riff]

I think I'd prefer scat.

 

[AzureAngel]

Whaddafuk is scat?

 

[modest mouse]

So I can't suck his scat from his lovely ass while he sucks my cock?

Muff, know your audience, babe.

 

[freakygirl]

BTW, anyone seen or heard from nasty lately?

/slight hijack

nasty posted a little this morning

/end hijack

and I'll pick door number 1

 

[nj-voyeur]

again...
what the fuck is scat?
and can it be worse than sucking another guy off? Jerking maybe...taking it up the ass from him maybe....
but man-junk in my mouth and a facial is...LOL...hard to swollow.

 

[KillerMuffin]

To clarify:

Scat = Shit

 

[perks]

Muffie, you thread killer *wink

 

[Problem Child]

I'm not going gay no matter how many threads you make.


sidenote: So you mean his real name was technically Shitman Crothers?

 

[REDWAVE]

Damn, I thought it was a card game.

 

[AzureAngel]

Define "playing with shit."

Are we talking about playing with shit as if Playdoh?
Or body painting?
Or swimming in shit?

 

[Mischka]

AzureAngel

You really don't want to touch another guy, do you?

 

[AzureAngel]

Re: AzureAngel

You really don't want to touch another guy, do you?

I'm not saying that, I'm just curious. In years of "spring shit pickup," when owning two dogs, or dogs crapping in the house... I've accidentally had crap on my hands before or on my shoes. I'm just trying to figure out what we're talking about here.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Sorry, KM, I could slink out without replying but since I did read it I figured I'd own up. C) none of the above. Neither guys nor scat does it for me.

 

[SlowHand89]

I would definately go with the guy over sucking on someone's shit but I wouldn't be able to kiss the guy. That act itself is just too much.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Lukky, death is not an option. You've got to either go cock or crap. And no, there is not eating crap involved. Just the average mild scat fantasy.

 

[YogiBare]

Easy one, KM! I'll take the cock. Nothing remotely sexy about scat to me.

 

[Sillyman]

I think I would have to go with the guy on this one. I've put up with enough shit for one lifetime.

 

[RhumbRunner13]

The other day......

....I stood up from the toilet, hit the flush lever and promptly dropped my lighter into the bowl! I had seconds, no milliseconds to think! Save this 99 cent lighter or suck a dick!

Need a light?

Rhumb

 

[JazzManJim]

I'm going to have to go with the scat option - as long as their no facials nor ingestion (both are seriously unhealthy!!!).

I have a physical problem with even much beyond a little bit of a finger in the ol' anus, so a cock would hurt an awful, awful lot. It's a physical thing, as far as I know.

 

[riff]

Is there something wrong with being heterosexual?

Let me fuck chicks, eat pussy, and I am fine. I don't need anymore shit in my life than I already have. I am already a dick, so why bother.

I hope KM has the balls to explain her motivations behind this thread. Oops. Wrong question. That would be too personal.