The 'name your dream fuck' thread

[Over_Lord]

An idea.

Who is the person you'd want to lay most? A neighbour? A celeb? A Lit poster? Let your imagination take hold.

The fantasy (and it IS a fantasy) takes the following form:

Your dream lover will never know who is fucking them. They have been prepared for you - showered, blindfolded, tied to a four-poster bed and drugged with aphrodisiacs.

If a woman, her nipples will be erect, her labia swollen and her vagina lubricating.

If a man, his cock will be erect and ready for mounting.

So WHO's it to be? NAME them. (And feel free to describe how you will take them and how they'll react.)

If it is a friend, neighbour or family member, I advise strongly that you use an adaptation of the real name as I'm about to do:



................................................. Amanda Longlegs

 

[TheeGoatPig]

But the fantasy for me is her knowing it is me and wanting it in return! and right now? It would be my Outback Steakhouse take-out girl.

 

[Safe_Bet]

The first things I would do is untie them, remove the blindfold and wait until the drugs clear from their system...

Otherwise it is WAY too close to rape, which is nothing but a weak persons way of being in control and has NOTHING to do with sex.

 

[jomar]

What they said. Otherwise, for me, it's little better than wanking.

Having said that, Amanda Peet has been a celebrity crush for awhile now, so...

And I'd have to say Angelina Jolie because...she seems like she would be motivated to display her skills. Does the phase 'the nuttier the sluttier' apply here?

 

[tickledkitty]

Yeah, what they said. And what about the seduction, the slow buildup, the foreplay? I want all of it. Otherwise, what's the point?

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Yeah, what they said. And what about the seduction, the slow buildup, the foreplay? I want all of it. Otherwise, what's the point?

Oh yeah. Slow and passionate, into so hard and fast we hardly have time or inclination to take off any clothes that don't get in the way...

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Richard Nixon.

 

[jomar]

Richard Nixon.

So it is a rape fantasy!

 

[Safe_Bet]

Richard Nixon.

Which one of you is tied up?

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Which one of you is tied up?

Well, Nixon's already done me...

 

[R. Richard]

My dream fuck is a lady I have never met.

I was running to catch a plane down in Florida when a headline caught my eye. I was late and couldn't stop, even for a second. However, the headline read, "Seven Men Killed Laying Georgia Pipeline."

I sho would lakh ta get me summa that Georgia Pipeline pussy! Them wimps couldn't take it, but ol' R. Richard ready freddie!

 

[john-the-author]

It's someone from high school for me. She's a plump, dark-haired, large-breasted woman who I've had a thing for for the past 40 years. We've never even kissed. I just sent her a b'day card recently.

There are a few other people in my personal life, including a former lover who looks like Sandra Bullock.

But since we're also free to fantasize, I'd love to do *S*A*N*D*R*A* *B*U*L*L*O*C*K*, who is clearly a woman who knows her way around a bedroom (given that she ended up with Janine Lindenmuller's b/f for a couple years).

Janine Lindenmuller.

Judi Dench.

Julianne Moore.

 

[impressive]

I think being the meat in an Obama sandwich would be kinda fun.

 

[Safe_Bet]

I think being the meat in an Obama sandwich would be kinda fun.

eerm, maybe, but it would have to be a openface Michelle sandwich for me...

 

[xssve]

You just stay the fuck away from Sandra, JtA...

she's mine...





First one that popped into my head anyway, she looks like fun - and I wouldn't tie her up, that's kinda stalky, it would have to be a fair contest. I wouldn't kick Kirsten Dunst out of bed for eating crackers.

I got over celebrity crushes a long time ago however, for better or worse, although I did have a thing for Delta Burke back in her First & Ten days that bordered on obsession.

 

[CharleyH]

What they said. Otherwise, for me, it's little better than wanking.

Having said that, Amanda Peet has been a celebrity crush for awhile now, so...

And I'd have to say Angelina Jolie because...she seems like she would be motivated to display her skills. Does the phase 'the nuttier the sluttier' apply here?

Her lips would envelope mine in a second. No good for kissing me, but she has great BJ lips, Jomar. She is also (from a chick POV) interesting. My fantasy? Catherine Denueve when she was 40 and in the movie 'The Hunger'. I mean Deneuve is still hot, but at 40? She was ... oh so ... dreamy.

 

[Hooper_X]

Alicia Keys. I've said it before and I say it again here. I'd eat her shit with a knife and fork.

 

[christabelll]

I wouldn't know what to do with them if they were tied and drugged... Undoubtedly I would be giggling in embarrassment cursing in outrage and untying them handing them orange juice and a robe.


Adrian Paul - There can be only one

Sean Connery - Bond, James Bond

Isabella Rosselini and her daughter (whose name totally escapes me at the moment) too LOLOL but not at the same time No - one at a time would be more than overwhelming enough (daughter was in The Handmaids Tale)

 

[jomar]

Her lips would envelope mine in a second. No good for kissing me, but she has great BJ lips, Jomar. She is also (from a chick POV) interesting. My fantasy? Catherine Denueve when she was 40 and in the movie 'The Hunger'. I mean Deneuve is still hot, but at 40? She was ... oh so ... dreamy.

Mmmm...I could get behind Denueve at any age...

 

[tickledkitty]

Adrian Paul - There can be only one

Oh, God, YES.

 

[The_Fool]

Kind of nebulous for me. Will kinda says it best for me with:

"When in disgrace with fortune and men's eyes.....etc."

 

[cloudy]

If they'd been drugged, I wouldn't want them, no matter who it was.

 

[The_Fool]

If they'd been drugged, I wouldn't want them, no matter who it was.

That's cuz you want them to scream and struggle, beg and moan, before you cut their heart out and eat it. Figuratively of course....

 

[cloudy]

That's cuz you want them to scream and struggle, beg and moan, before you cut their heart out and eat it. Figuratively of course....

well...yeah.

 

[xssve]

Alicia Keys. I've said it before and I say it again here. I'd eat her shit with a knife and fork.

I guess I got a crush on Anetta Keys before I ever saw Alica Keys - they look a lot alike, and that probably isn't her real name.

But then I've always had a thing for East Indian women, Sade for example.

I could tie Annetta Keys up, no problem.

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