The most sexy thing on Lit

[AtramentousRex]

I know that is not true!!! lol

It is, ask around Nevyn and Needfull never got any. Tis my fate.

 

[AnomalyLady]

It is, ask around Nevyn and Needfull never got any. Tis my fate.

I don't know what or who that is!! lol

But this should cheer everyone up:
https://ibb.co/C5mDZCth

 

[kneelingmatt]

You watching a soap opera too?

It is a fiction movie

 

[AtramentousRex]

I don't know what or who that is!! lol

But this should cheer everyone up:
https://ibb.co/C5mDZCth

The bad gateway 504?

 

[AnomalyLady]

It is a fiction movie

You can admit it to me, it is a soap opera, right?

Just lie to me and say it is a soap opera.

It is just us here, Matt. Just you and me. Matt and Dave. That could be a movie. "Just Matt and Dave Talking Soap Operas"

I wish I was more techy and could make a teaser trailer. Oh, I just did, just play it on mute.

 

[AnomalyLady]

So we just learned two things.

1- They denied my request for the name change of "Dave"

2- I had forgotten what my other name request was.

 

[kneelingmatt]

You can admit it to me, it is a soap opera, right?

Just lie to me and say it is a soap opera.

It is just us here, Matt. Just you and me. Matt and Dave. That could be a movie. "Just Matt and Dave Talking Soap Operas"

I wish I was more techy and could make a teaser trailer. Oh, I just did, just play it on mute.

yes it might be.

 

[wallstreetguy]

Favorite thing about Lit Forums: providing fodder for RP. The pics and gifs are amazing.

 

[AnomalyLady]

yes it might be.

Thank you. That was so hot.

Kink- I like when other people watch pirated soap operas too

 

[AnomalyLady]

Favorite thing about Lit Forums: providing fodder for RP. The pics and gifs are amazing.

What is fodder?

 

[kneelingmatt]

Thank you. That was so hot.

Kink- I like when other people watch pirated soap operas too

each episode starts with the man serving coffee haha

 

[wallstreetguy]

"material"

Ha, thanks for the assist!

 

[AnomalyLady]

We should all "assist" each other

 

[AnomalyLady]

I will now go get coffee. Later peoples!

 

[kneelingmatt]

I will now go get coffee. Later peoples!

I would have gotten it for you

 

[AnomalyLady]

I would have gotten it for you

Ok I will wait for your coffee

 

[vibes]

Ok I will wait for your coffee

Could it be Dave for some unknown (to me) reason?

 

[AnomalyLady]

Could it be Dave for some unknown (to me) reason?

I am Dave. You heard it here first.

 

[AnomalyLady]

Could it be Dave for some unknown (to me) reason?

Do you have more questions for the Almighty Dave?

 

[AnomalyLady]

The lore is funny on how she got to be Dave

I wish so bad they had accepted Dave as a name. I wonder why they didn’t

 

[kneelingmatt]

Ok I will wait for your coffee

I quietly make my way to the kitchen to prepare for the day. I measure out by weigh the fresh ground coffee and water to make sure the ratio is always the same and brew a fresh pot of coffee. I add one sugar cube and one tablespoon of cream just the way you like your coffee to your favorite mug and slowing pour the coffee in not causing any to splash on the rim of the cup or on the tray. Making sure all the sugar is dissolved I stir the coffee with a frozen silver spoon and check the temperature making sure it is down to 140 degrees from the brew temperature of 200 degrees so you can begin drinking your coffee right away. I arrive at your bedside where you are sitting up just waking from your wonderful nights sleep. I kneel and present your coffee. I smile as you take it knowing I have pleased you at the start of your day.

 

[AnomalyLady]

I quietly make my way to the kitchen to prepare for the day. I measure out by weigh the fresh ground coffee and water to make sure the ratio is always the same and brew a fresh pot of coffee. I add one sugar cube and one tablespoon of cream just the way you like your coffee to your favorite mug and slowing pour the coffee in not causing any to splash on the rim of the cup or on the tray. Making sure all the sugar is dissolved I stir the coffee with a frozen silver spoon and check the temperature making sure it is down to 140 degrees from the brew temperature of 200 degrees so you can begin drinking your coffee right away. I arrive at your bedside where you are sitting up just waking from your wonderful nights sleep. I kneel and present your coffee. I smile as you take it knowing I have pleased you at the start of your day.

Sweetest thing someone has done for me today

 

[kneelingmatt]

Sweetest thing someone has done for me today

Glad you are pleased.

 

[kneelingmatt]

Guess the rest of us gotta make our own coffee
(I'm just kidding xD)

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only have time to get one cup a day ready sorry haha

 

[AnomalyLady]

Guess the rest of us gotta make our own coffee
(I'm just kidding xD)

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That emoji hahahahah

Glad you are pleased.

Yes, thank you