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The most annoying thing about Brits?

That really posh way of speaking some Brits have is kind of annoying.
 
toubab said:
And the way some British assholes call other men darling is definitely annoying.
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Darling that's only the thespians amongst us. But I'll make exception In your case if you like it so much...
 
duranman said:
Darling that's only the thespians amongst us. But I'll make exception In your case if you like it so much...
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I don't think you're a thespian, so it appears you're the one who has a peculiar liking for the word, and I doubt you use it only in exceptional cases.
 
Fata Morgana said:
I think the Yank/Brit baiting in the main is all done in good fun on here. Seems so but I can be an oblivious twat at times.
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I think you're right about the baiting. But if not, one should have thick skin if they want to hang around here.
 
If you're 'Going down the pub' these days, it normally means you're on the prowl for a good shag. It's only those who can't get their ends away that get rat arsed...
 
Their insistence of calling French fries/fries "Chips" and potato chips "Crisps."

Potato chips were invented in Saratoga Springs NY by a pissed off Mohawk chef in the 1860s. There were originally called "Saratoga Chips," not "Saratoga Crisps."

Damn Limy Bastards!
 
duranman said:
If you're 'Going down the pub' these days, it normally means you're on the prowl for a good shag. It's only those who can't get their ends away that get rat arsed...
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I can still remember when, "going down to the pub for a pint" actually meant going down to the pub for a pint. But it was a small local pub where the locals gathered for...wait for it...a pint and to discuss the local news (gossip).

"It's only those who can't get their ends away that get rat arsed"? I'm afraid I'm going to need a little help with that one. Translation, anyone?
 
doowdniw said:
I can still remember when, "going down to the pub for a pint" actually meant going down to the pub for a pint. But it was a small local pub where the locals gathered for...wait for it...a pint and to discuss the local news (gossip).

"It's only those who can't get their ends away that get rat arsed"? I'm afraid I'm going to need a little help with that one. Translation, anyone?
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Those unfortunate fellows who cannot find anyone to have sexual intercourse with have to become severely intoxicated instead.
 
Aquagal said:
Sometimes I can't understand them, especially on tv. I hate rewinding that.

Put them on subtitles.
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Brits are from England & the language is called what again? Oh yeah, English. Why would you need subtitles to understand the language spoken by the people it's named after?! :rolleyes:

(Yep, I guess you can colour me annoying now too (and yes, colour is spelt that way! :D ).
 
It's that there aren't enough of us to go round. That's it isn't it?

That or the constant self-deprecation. Which we're terrible at. Truly.

(For authenticity read that in a London accent - or Lahndahn as we say round here)
 
GyratingGiraffe said:
It's that there aren't enough of us to go round. That's it isn't it?

That or the constant self-deprecation. Which we're terrible at. Truly.

(For authenticity read that in a London accent - or Lahndahn as we say round here)
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eastender? sounds kinda 'ackney area :)

funny the difference a few miles makes to an accent... daggennum, and we say lundun ;)
 
I don't know, I rather like Charles. He helps keep Savile Row going in the face of vulgar assaults by Abercrombie & Fitch and the like. He got a rough time over Diana, and he has the right sort of ideas on buildings and the environment.

He can't help being a subnormal inbred. It's part of tradition.
 
Does anyone have a photoshopped picture of Prince Charles wearing a fake mustache ? A fake beard ?
 
DesEsseintes said:
I don't know, I rather like Charles. He helps keep Savile Row going in the face of vulgar assaults by Abercrombie & Fitch and the like. He got a rough time over Diana, and he has the right sort of ideas on buildings and the environment.

He can't help being a subnormal inbred. It's part of tradition.
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I've always wondered whether he ties his own necktie or if his butler does that for him. Definitely not a Windsor knot in the photo above.
 
What did Churchill say? Two peoples separated by a common language. He knew what he was talking about that one he did.

I have enough trouble understanding "hood speak" let alone UK slang.
 
Driving on the wrong side of the bloody road.

Actually, I'm cool with it. I'd drive on the wrong side, too, if I could.
 
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