The most annoying thing about Brits?
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tender_elf
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the most annoying thing is there aren't enough of the smooth talking British men.
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Yeah, I know. But back in the 70s ( like when he was on backstage break in "The Song Remains The Same" ) he was impossible as far as I was concerned.
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To answer the question- They're basically annoying when they try to be. Yank baiting. Otherwise they're polite, most of the accents are sexy or elegant, and regardless of what people say about the food-
Bacon and Sandwiches are some of the greatest food inventions of all time.
I rest my case.
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I couldn't say, but when I squeezed his lemon he just went all squeaky.
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Oh then Duranman's a dying breed..
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Martin Shaw from The Professionals is the same. Was strong Brummie now he's clipped English. Probably cos he's all theatre darling.
I dunno. I think the Yank/Brit baiting in the main is all done in good fun on here. Seems so but I can be an oblivious twat at times.
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My grandfather came over from Sheffield, wherever in hell that is. But my general problem with Brits is their silly devotion to paperwork. If hell is erupting they demand an exit visa before you can flee. And all have bad teeth.
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Half an hour from me. The home of steel and Def LEPPARD.
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My Johnsons are from Lichfield, Staffordshire. Close to Birmingham I'm told.
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True. Lichfield is about an hours drive from me.
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You may have been hanging out with the wrong Brits. I only drink at my clubs, and perhaps the Rivoli Bar.
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No pics of you then slumped on the Town Hall steps covered in vomit clutching a kebab?
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I have no idea.
All we have here are the great-grandsons of Scots...
They seem pretty Americanized.
All we have here are the great-grandsons of Scots...
They seem pretty Americanized.
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I will only answer in the presence of my solicitor. And anyway it was a Zinger Tower.
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Human League, ABC, The Full Monty...
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I have no idea.
All we have here are the great-grandsons of Scots...
They seem pretty Americanized.
You can blame all the ginger bastards you have on that nation..
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And of course you know who hail from 'Hollywood'.....!
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Uh..., okay...
I do not see ginger as a special curse or anything.
I do not see ginger as a special curse or anything.
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Uh..., okay...
I do not see ginger as a special curse or anything.
Great on women. But men? Any ginger sex gods?....
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That they live so far away...
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Mainly that London is so far away... The women there are fucking amazing: perverted, and sexy.
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Annoying?
Our sense of superiority over the rest of the English-speaking world.
But that is ridiculous. Too many of us are descended from non-English speaking immigrants.
I have to go a long way back in my ancestry but they were speaking Norman French, Spanish and Welsh.
My wife's ancestry has more recent (mid 19th Century) Polish and German.
Some of the generations of my parents and grandparents spoke Cockney (Why not? They were born within the sound of Bow Bells.) and broad Suffolk.
My parents' generation were the first to speak cut-glass BBC English of the 1930s. But they could lapse into Cockney when appropriate.
Our sense of superiority over the rest of the English-speaking world.
But that is ridiculous. Too many of us are descended from non-English speaking immigrants.
I have to go a long way back in my ancestry but they were speaking Norman French, Spanish and Welsh.
My wife's ancestry has more recent (mid 19th Century) Polish and German.
Some of the generations of my parents and grandparents spoke Cockney (Why not? They were born within the sound of Bow Bells.) and broad Suffolk.
My parents' generation were the first to speak cut-glass BBC English of the 1930s. But they could lapse into Cockney when appropriate.
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Weather beaten faces.
Also agree with the mention of bad teeth.
Also agree with the mention of bad teeth.
