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The Isolated Blurt Thread XXVI: Spring Forward

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Fata Morgana said:
I tried to put a harness on Pippin today. Bad move.

First of it was like the opening minutes of Saving Private Ryan. So then I thought I'd trust him and let him off on his own, but no, he was like a mad cunt in and out of the bushes and trees like that kid in Home Alone whilst I stood dabbing my gaping wounds with Dettol. Ruby was giving him the death stare and hissing like the gravedigger in Salem's Lot so I thought I'd try and get him in at this point.

This consisted of me running round the lawn in circles (I don't run. Ever.) with a pink glitter wand with a fucking mouse on the end making the stupid cat talk he normally responds to IN THE FUCKING HOUSE. Apparently outside this language is now obsolete. Worried he'd be off and over the fence never to be seen again I ran gazelle like (stumbled muttering "ginger fucking cunt") back into the house to seize a breast (chicken) from the fridge to lure him in with. In the past I've found this is a sure fire method to attract both cats and men (chicken in both cases) and by crikey it worked. Clutching the breast in one hand and a wriggling, shrieking bastard under the other I stalked back in the house and wondered why the fuck didn't I ever consider having a hamster.
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pete said:
please, please, please god let there be video of this encounter
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it's on replay
in my head




fata, you ever considered doing stand-up?
 
trysail said:

Do I want to go for a bike ride tomorrow?


It's supposed to be 39° at 0900 but rising to 56° over the course of the day with sunny skies and a near zero percent chance of precipitation.
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Sunny skies, fifties and no rain? The answer is YES.
 
silver gurl said:
Very sad news in Montreal. His family was in route to his father's funeral.
From my understanding his Mother now has to bury her husband and 4 children. Pretty darn tragic.
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And my understanding it was a chartered plane flying in bad weather. There's a couple things you don't do, and flying in bad weather is one of them.

BTW, snowing at the cabin with over a foot of new stuff. Snowmachiners are having a ball up there.
 
Cats are bastards.

And, yes, please, sweet baby jesus, let there be video of this.

Fata Morgana said:
I tried to put a harness on Pippin today. Bad move.

First of it was like the opening minutes of Saving Private Ryan. So then I thought I'd trust him and let him off on his own, but no, he was like a mad cunt in and out of the bushes and trees like that kid in Home Alone whilst I stood dabbing my gaping wounds with Dettol. Ruby was giving him the death stare and hissing like the gravedigger in Salem's Lot so I thought I'd try and get him in at this point.

This consisted of me running round the lawn in circles (I don't run. Ever.) with a pink glitter wand with a fucking mouse on the end making the stupid cat talk he normally responds to IN THE FUCKING HOUSE. Apparently outside this language is now obsolete. Worried he'd be off and over the fence never to be seen again I ran gazelle like (stumbled muttering "ginger fucking cunt") back into the house to seize a breast (chicken) from the fridge to lure him in with. In the past I've found this is a sure fire method to attract both cats and men (chicken in both cases) and by crikey it worked. Clutching the breast in one hand and a wriggling, shrieking bastard under the other I stalked back in the house and wondered why the fuck didn't I ever consider having a hamster.
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thør said:
And my understanding it was a chartered plane flying in bad weather. There's a couple things you don't do, and flying in bad weather is one of them.

BTW, snowing at the cabin with over a foot of new stuff. Snowmachiners are having a ball up there.
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Shhhh, it is bad enough, that I just found out that I have to fly out of here later this week, on a prop plane. Not a fan.
The husband only had one weekend of snow machine fun. It was not here, this year.
 
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Lord Pmann said:
Got my Adele tickets in the mail. That cost a pretty penny.
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I feel your pain but you will have a great night.
For the past two years I have tried to get stones tickets but they are crazy expensive. It would be less expensive to have gone to Cuba and seen their free concert. Seriously.
 
silver gurl said:
Shhhh, it is bad enough, that I just found out that I have to fly out of here later this week, on a prop plane. Not a fan.
The husband only had one weekend of snow machine fun. It was not here, this year.
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I have no problem with prop planes. Canadian prop planes are pretty darn fine machines.
 
Just watching The People vs O,J, Simpson, can't wait to see how it turns out.:p
 
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