The Isolated Blurt Thread XXIX : So Stupid

[LukNotLuke]

you really need to get that voice to text thing fixed.

Not even his flip phone can understand his dumbfuckery.

 

[4est_Trump]

Epic? No, expected. Which has a certain pathos to it.

ETA I was rooting for Que, so he wouldn't have to be a sidekick anymore. He deserves to be the main event.

Que will always be a sidekick.

Shes not leading man material, shes too much of a whiny spaz.

 

[yourselfies]

So? Aquagal gets the 5000 and S'Pete gets the thread? Seems about right.

 

[4est_Trump]

“Your post is a good source of irony.”

~Liam/lil lace/Magnus Richard/Not Castor/que’s BFF/oral accents/notfeasance​

What was that thing you said the other day, about double-standards? You don’t appear to wear your thrift store referee shirt equally, everywhere.

Hypocrisy much, que?

Dishrag already made her look like a fool when he called out que on her hypocrisy.

Que really does need help, she talks in circles 24/7.

 

[Shadwell41]

Most people define "winning" as actually beating another in a contest, not by cutting down an alley to shorten the race.

If you'll do some soul-searching you will find that you don't actually like winning, you just simply hate losing. That's what loosers <sic> do; they avoid losing at all costs, including personal integrity, rather than concentrating on winning.

That's why even when the Blurred crowd managed to get the last blurt holder and you still couldn't bring yourself to return to a thread even though your stated reason which was you had it on ignore made absolutely no sense since he couldn't possibly post anything under that handle.

Loosers gotta loose.

Have you considered just going back to the writers hang out? Much better chance of not having your ass handed to you there

Have you considered taking your butthurt and going back to Mathew’s blurt thread?

You guys are gonna go apoplectic. Mathew has the blurt.

 

[notfeasance]

an entire team of blurt bitches working in concert could not snag that 5,000th post. This was not some night raid. This was middle of the day, all hands on deck effort that failed while one poster sat and sniped that post right out from under y'all.

They put a lot of collective effort into losing against one poster, that's for sure.

I'm fine up here on the high ground where the air is clean.

Admittedly a little surprised that St Peter would accept a win he didn't earn, but you learn something new every day.

 

[Shadwell41]

He’ll appreciate that ‘atta boy’, more than you know.

 

[Saint Peter]

I would like to thank all the little people that made this kickass thread possible.

 

[LukNotLuke]

I would like to thank all the little people that made this kickass thread possible.

Thread title fail. "AJ is a stupid fuck" is the proper title.

 

[4est_Trump]

I would like to thank all the little people that made this kickass thread possible.

It's not nice to refer to Lance and Queef as little people, they prefer midgets.

 

[Saint Peter]

Thread title fail. "AJ is a stupid fuck" is the proper title.

No posting of personal information.


*reported*

 

[LukNotLuke]

No posting of personal information.


*reported*

Gottdamnit

 

[Saint Peter]

Sorry about that.

Next time start a counting thread on the PG. You will have your AV within 97 wrong answers.

 

[Aquagal]

So? Aquagal gets the 5000 and S'Pete gets the thread? Seems about right.

I would like to thank all the little people that made this kickass thread possible.

Nefarious shenanigans! Hand chosen! (even if it wasn’t really mine)

Since when does Blurt get nominated?

 

[RocketLauncher]

I would like to thank all the little people that made this kickass thread possible.

Very inclusive of you considering 99.9999% of posters are shorter than you.
My sincerest felicitations.

 

[RocketLauncher]

Nefarious shenanigans! Hand chosen! (even if it wasn’t really mine)

Since when does Blurt get nominated?

You'll always be my blurt queen.

 

[Aquagal]

I miss the midget with the knife.

 

[Aquagal]

You'll always be my blurt queen.

Ha Hahaha

The tiara is askew, now.

 

[LukNotLuke]

I miss the midget with the knife.

lil lace will be back soon, don't worry.

 

[Aquagal]

lil lace will be back soon, don't worry.

Not Lance(s). How easily YOU forget.

 

[HarryHill]

I would like to thank all the little people that made this kickass thread possible.

Ahha haha!

 

[LukNotLuke]

Not Lance(s). How easily YOU forget.

You're right. His mom doesn't let him have sharp objects.

 

[RocketLauncher]

I miss the midget with the knife.

Will you take a tall gal with an axe instead?

Ha Hahaha

The tiara is askew, now.

Askew or not, just as shiny and pretty as ever.

http://media3.giphy.com/media/l0HUn8WjhQaPbjFWo/200w.webp?cid=19f5b51a5d3a0d9b467533726364a69e&rid=200w.webp

 

[notfeasance]

Nefarious shenanigans! Hand chosen! (even if it wasn’t really mine)

Since when does Blurt get nominated?

When I Win !

 

[Shadwell41]

I miss the midget with the knife.

The rhyming fella, cleaver?

I thought he just had his thread axed.
Did he get the boot from Laurel too?


Don’t you make posts in his poem thread (I can not remember the name of it right now) that pops up occasionally?

Definitely a style all his own, that one.