The Isolated Blurt Thread XXIX : So Stupid

[Saint Peter]

so stupid

 

[notfeasance]

“Summer of ‘69”

 

[von_Bismarck]

Blurt Bitches Pool Party

 

[Saint Peter]

!!!

 

[notfeasance]

Thank you. Enjoy the rest of your day.

The Blurt King

 

[Que]

You think it wasn't obvious?

I always think you are obvious.

 

[Saint Peter]

Give it to The Court!

 

[von_Bismarck]

Does this mean we need a good blurt title?

 

[HarryHill]

Misfeasance nonfeasance notfeasance.

Congrats Blurt King

 

[Saint Peter]

Dog time.

See ya fuckers.

 

[adrina]

And once again we have given Lance a purpose for his life. Because god knows he has none.

It would serve his lame-ass right if Laurel invoked the no two times in a row rule on him. But then what would he do to occupy himself. We hold such a central place in his pathetic existence. What would he do without us?

 

[Que]

Misfeasance nonfeasance notfeasance.

E P I C

Let the rending of garments, the wails, the lamentations, and the gnashing of teeth begin in the tribe of perpetual butthurt.

 

[Que]

And once again we have given Lance a purpose for his life. Because god knows he has none.

It would serve his lame-ass right if Laurel invoked the no two times in a row rule on him. But then what would he do to occupy himself. We hold such a central place in his pathetic existence. What would he do without us?

"MOMMY!!!! contort 'the rules' to accommodate our lack of foresight in getting the previous holder of the Blurt Thread (who WAS that masked man??) run out of town on a rail."

I called the kvetching, early.

 

[adrina]

And then of course the noble purpose of living to attempt to cause grief to others.

Very noble indeed. Almost as virtuous as celebrating it.

Such very fine people. Bigly.

 

[Que]

And then of course the Bible purpose of living to attempt to cause grief to others.

Very Noble indeed. Almost as virtuous as celebrating it.

Such very fine people. Bigly.

What do you care what the Bible says? Your tears are the product of the raindance of glee that is traditional with my people. How date you judge my culture through your Western lens?

 

[adrina]

Pathetic piece of crap human says what.

 

[von_Bismarck]

Pathetic piece of crap human says what.

Lance's greatest apologist is Que. That's really all we need to know.

 

[silver gurl]

I knew it.
Let Princess Lace have his hard on.
After all, this is all he has.

 

[Que]

Pathetic piece of crap human says what.

Indeed, you did. Why so down on yourself? You tried, that is all that matters!

 

[spacekowboy]

You fuckheads let this happen again??

 

[Que]

Lance's greatest apologist is Que. That's really all we need to know.

I'm sure I would make a great one, but what would he need a publicist for??

 

[silver gurl]

You fuckheads let this happen again??

Yep.

 

[RocketLauncher]

E P I C

Let the rending of garments, the wails, the lamentations, and the gnashing of teeth begin in the tribe of perpetual butthurt.

Epic? No, expected. Which has a certain pathos to it.

ETA I was rooting for Que, so he wouldn't have to be a sidekick anymore. He deserves to be the main event.

 

[adrina]

The only thing more pathetic than Lance living to take over blurt is Que cheering him on as if it is some epic accomplishment.

Both of them obviously have absolutely no lives and we are the ones that give them purpose. Because realistically judging from their behavior they have none.

 

[silver gurl]

One way or another he was going to stalk this thread, until he won. He specializes in stalking.